"They didn't change positions, they just moved the players around."
Terry Venables
"What disappointed me was that we didn't play with any passion. I'm not disappointed, you know, I'm just disappointed."
Kevin Keegan
"The new season will be all about scoring more goals than the opposition."
Alvin Martin
"If Glenn Hoddle said one word to his team at half-time, it was concentration and focus."
Ron Atkinson
"They (Swindon) are still finding that they are much happier when they have the ball than when the other side has it."
Ron Jones
"He's caused the Chelsea defence no amount of problems."
Jimmy Armfield
"We deserved to win this game after hammering them 0-0 in the first half."
Kevin Keegan
"Without being too harsh on David, he cost us the match."
Ian Wright
"You can see the ball go past them, or the man, but you'll never see both man and ball go past at the same time. So if the ball goes past, the man won't, or if the man goes past, they'll take the ball."
Ron Atkinson - and you will be tested on what he said later!
"The important thing is that he shook hands with us over the phone."
Alan Ball
"Eighty per cent of teams who score first in matches go on to win them. But they may draw some – or occasionally lose.”
A thoughtful David Pleat
"Chile have three options - they could win or they could lose."
Kevin Keegan
"The problem at Wimbledon seems to be that the club has suffered a loss of complacency."
Joe Kinnear
"He has got his tactics wrong tactically."
Mick Quinn
"He reminds me of a completely different version of Robbie Earle."
Mark Lawrenson
"It's 1-1, an exact reversal of the score on Saturday."
Radio 5 Live commentator
"I always used to put my right boot on first, and then obviously my right sock."
Barry Venison
"A tremendous strike which hit the defender full on the arm - and it nearly came off."
Kevin Keegan
"I'd love to be a mole on the wall in the Liverpool dressing room at half-time."
Kevin Keegan
"Unless the chairman decides to sack me, I won’t be quitting."
Carlton Palmer
"Football's like a big market place and people go to the market every day to buy their vegetables."
Bobby Robson
"Michael Owen - he's got the legs of a salmon."
Sky TV commentator
"Robbie Keane's not the second choice, he's my first choice. But Jermain Defoe is as well."
Martin Jol
"Luis Figo is totally different to David Beckham, and vice versa."
Kevin Keegan
"I don't want to be either partial or impartial."
Frank McLintock
"The lads really ran their socks into the ground."
Alex Ferguson
"Ally McCoist will always get you a goal, whether he's playing or on the bench."
Mark Hateley
"Liverpool will think 'we could have won this 2-2'"
Ron Atkinson
"That was only a yard away from being an inch-perfect pass."
Murdo MacLeod
"The best thing for them to do (Ireland) is to stay at 0-0 until they score the goal."
Martin O’Neill
"The Germans only have one player under 22, and he's 23."
Kevin Keegan
"If I was still at Ipswich, I wouldn't be where I am today."
Dalian Atkinson
"Lampard fired straight through the middle of a non-existent wall."
Paul McKenna
"A win would be better than a draw."
Denis Law
"The header was cleared off the line by the crossbar."
Simon Brotherton
"Barnsley have started off the way they mean to begin."
Chris Kamara
"The substitute is about to come on - he's a player who was left out of the starting line-up today."
Kevin Keegan
"Ruud Gullit was able to impose his multi-lingual skills on this match."
John Motson
"At this stage of the season I just tell the players to get points under their bags."
George Graham
"He's carrying his left leg, which, to be honest, is his only leg."
Steve Coppell
"Think of a number between 10 and 11."
Ron Atkinson
"England have the best fans in the world and Scotland's fans are second-to-none."
Kevin Keegan
"He says that he will walk away from the game when his legs go."
Radio Commentator
"Tony Banks described the English fans arrested in Marseilles as 'brain dead idiots'. That goes for me as well."
Secretary of the Football Supporters Association
and my favourite
"Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."
Radio commentator
Comments
"Remember when we went to Spain in the Anglo Italian?"
according to Garry Nelson in Left Foot Forward
"They didn't change positions, they just moved the players around."
Terry Venables
"What disappointed me was that we didn't play with any passion. I'm not disappointed, you know, I'm just disappointed."
Kevin Keegan
"The new season will be all about scoring more goals than the opposition."
Alvin Martin
"If Glenn Hoddle said one word to his team at half-time, it was concentration and focus."
Ron Atkinson
"They (Swindon) are still finding that they are much happier when they have the ball than when the other side has it."
Ron Jones
"He's caused the Chelsea defence no amount of problems."
Jimmy Armfield
"We deserved to win this game after hammering them 0-0 in the first half."
Kevin Keegan
"Without being too harsh on David, he cost us the match."
Ian Wright
"You can see the ball go past them, or the man, but you'll never see both man and ball go past at the same time. So if the ball goes past, the man won't, or if the man goes past, they'll take the ball."
Ron Atkinson - and you will be tested on what he said later!
"The important thing is that he shook hands with us over the phone."
Alan Ball
"Eighty per cent of teams who score first in matches go on to win them. But they may draw some – or occasionally lose.”
A thoughtful David Pleat
"Chile have three options - they could win or they could lose."
Kevin Keegan
"The problem at Wimbledon seems to be that the club has suffered a loss of complacency."
Joe Kinnear
"He has got his tactics wrong tactically."
Mick Quinn
"He reminds me of a completely different version of Robbie Earle."
Mark Lawrenson
"It's 1-1, an exact reversal of the score on Saturday."
Radio 5 Live commentator
"I always used to put my right boot on first, and then obviously my right sock."
Barry Venison
"A tremendous strike which hit the defender full on the arm - and it nearly came off."
Kevin Keegan
"I'd love to be a mole on the wall in the Liverpool dressing room at half-time."
Kevin Keegan
"Unless the chairman decides to sack me, I won’t be quitting."
Carlton Palmer
"Football's like a big market place and people go to the market every day to buy their vegetables."
Bobby Robson
"Michael Owen - he's got the legs of a salmon."
Sky TV commentator
"Robbie Keane's not the second choice, he's my first choice. But Jermain Defoe is as well."
Martin Jol
"Luis Figo is totally different to David Beckham, and vice versa."
Kevin Keegan
"I don't want to be either partial or impartial."
Frank McLintock
"The lads really ran their socks into the ground."
Alex Ferguson
"Ally McCoist will always get you a goal, whether he's playing or on the bench."
Mark Hateley
"Liverpool will think 'we could have won this 2-2'"
Ron Atkinson
"That was only a yard away from being an inch-perfect pass."
Murdo MacLeod
"The best thing for them to do (Ireland) is to stay at 0-0 until they score the goal."
Martin O’Neill
"The Germans only have one player under 22, and he's 23."
Kevin Keegan
"If I was still at Ipswich, I wouldn't be where I am today."
Dalian Atkinson
"Lampard fired straight through the middle of a non-existent wall."
Paul McKenna
"A win would be better than a draw."
Denis Law
"The header was cleared off the line by the crossbar."
Simon Brotherton
"Barnsley have started off the way they mean to begin."
Chris Kamara
"The substitute is about to come on - he's a player who was left out of the starting line-up today."
Kevin Keegan
"Ruud Gullit was able to impose his multi-lingual skills on this match."
John Motson
"At this stage of the season I just tell the players to get points under their bags."
George Graham
"He's carrying his left leg, which, to be honest, is his only leg."
Steve Coppell
"Think of a number between 10 and 11."
Ron Atkinson
"England have the best fans in the world and Scotland's fans are second-to-none."
Kevin Keegan
"He says that he will walk away from the game when his legs go."
Radio Commentator
"Tony Banks described the English fans arrested in Marseilles as 'brain dead idiots'. That goes for me as well."
Secretary of the Football Supporters Association
and my favourite
"Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."
Radio commentator