Before the internet how did posters...

RodneyCharltonTrotta

wipe their own arses?

Just wondering based on some of the Wembley threads/posts on here past few days?! 

Threads to appear before Sunday:

Do the tube doors at Wembley Park open automatically or are they button  operated?


Do I sing or clap or clap and sing?

When leaving the house should clothes be worn?

What is the Wi-Fi speed at Wembley and will I be able to login to Facebook during the game as it is affecting my decision to go?


Will eating carbs the morning of the game bloat me for 3pm? 

orpingtonRED

Cracked up at the 1st one! Button operated lol

swords_alive

I am very much enjoying learning what the print status is of different posters tickets, whether they have arrived, or not as the case may be, then repeat questions and answers along the same themes.

shine166

25000 people shouting out the window 'I ordered a ticket its not here yet ahhhhhhh' as if they are the only person waiting. 

ValleyGary

Masturbation was a lot more difficult 

RodneyCharltonTrotta

ValleyGary said:

Masturbation was a lot more difficult 

Having worked away this week staying  in  a hotel with non existent internet connection I can concur.

The Premier Inn in room brochure and freeview babestation doesn't touch the sides after years of being spoiled by the internet.

Really don't know how I got through the 90s looking back now.

Carter

RodneyCharltonTrotta said:

ValleyGary said:

Masturbation was a lot more difficult 

Having worked away this week staying  in  a hotel with non existent internet connection I can concur.

The Premier Inn in room brochure and freeview babestation doesn't touch the sides after years of being spoiled by the internet.

Really don't know how I got through the 90s looking back now.

I know! When I worked away pre internet, in fact pre smartphone I actually had to approach local women and persuade them to accompany me back to a 20 quid a night b&b and even then I always made clear one person was going to be getting disappointed quickly and it wouldn't be me

I also felt like I had a superpower when working in the far reaches of the UK as I felt zero shame, none at all from browsing and selecting an array of adult art literature from the nearest corner shop. Unlike in my hometown where I wouldn't even buy condoms for fear of ridicule 

soapy_jones

Can't remember a time before the internet now.

But, as a measure for comparison look how pepper pig has fared...

Friend Or Defoe

RodneyCharltonTrotta said:

ValleyGary said:

Masturbation was a lot more difficult 

Having worked away this week staying  in  a hotel with non existent internet connection I can concur.

The Premier Inn in room brochure and freeview babestation doesn't touch the sides after years of being spoiled by the internet.

Really don't know how I got through the 90s looking back now.

Kids these days will never know the hardships of fishing out a copy of Razzle from a stream and drying it on the nearby trees. Then returning it back to the steam to remove the DNA evidence.

The questions asked on these threads are surely part of a parody that i've missed the start of? There's a thread on taking a bag in FFS!

seth plum

Bronco.

SporadicAddick

In answer to the original question, we got a magazine and a sock

oohaahmortimer

When the tickets first went on sale every fan was buying 50 tickets each 
now they’re being posted it’s 40,000 envelopes that have to be sent out 

Penfolds Perm

Had to ask the help of Females if they would be pleased to participate in preventative prostate practices. 

3blokes

Friend Or Defoe said:

RodneyCharltonTrotta said:

ValleyGary said:

Masturbation was a lot more difficult 

Having worked away this week staying  in  a hotel with non existent internet connection I can concur.

The Premier Inn in room brochure and freeview babestation doesn't touch the sides after years of being spoiled by the internet.

Really don't know how I got through the 90s looking back now.

Kids these days will never know the hardships of fishing out a copy of Razzle from a stream and drying it on the nearby trees. Then returning it back to the steam to remove the DNA evidence.

The questions asked on these threads are surely part of a parody that i've missed the start of? There's a thread on taking a bag in FFS!

I put info on the bags out there to prevent us flask wielding blanket clutching wrong uns from kicking off at the turnstiles when a security jobsworth tries to separate us from our most treasured possessions. There will be families there, and we don’t want kids to see those soft terrorist shit sort of scenes eh 
Now, more importantly, what variations of milk do Wembley offer with their lattes? 

Friend Or Defoe

3blokes said:

Friend Or Defoe said:

RodneyCharltonTrotta said:

ValleyGary said:

Masturbation was a lot more difficult 

Having worked away this week staying  in  a hotel with non existent internet connection I can concur.

The Premier Inn in room brochure and freeview babestation doesn't touch the sides after years of being spoiled by the internet.

Really don't know how I got through the 90s looking back now.

Kids these days will never know the hardships of fishing out a copy of Razzle from a stream and drying it on the nearby trees. Then returning it back to the steam to remove the DNA evidence.

The questions asked on these threads are surely part of a parody that i've missed the start of? There's a thread on taking a bag in FFS!

I put info on the bags out there to prevent us flask wielding blanket clutching wrong uns from kicking off at the turnstiles when a security jobsworth tries to separate us from our most treasured possessions. There will be families there, and we don’t want kids to see those soft terrorist shit sort of scenes eh 
Now, more importantly, what variations of milk do Wembley offer with their lattes? 

I believe they do semi skimmed with a soy option.

Henry Irving

RodneyCharltonTrotta said:

wipe their own arses?

Just wondering based on some of the Wembley threads/posts on here past few days?! 

Threads to appear before Sunday:

Do the tube doors at Wembley Park open automatically or are they button  operated?


Do I sing or clap or clap and sing?

When leaving the house should clothes be worn?

What is the Wi-Fi speed at Wembley and will I be able to login to Facebook during the game as it is affecting my decision to go?


Will eating carbs the morning of the game bloat me for 3pm? 

Explains why we only had 15,000 T the full members final

orpingtonRED

I do think it has been nice to see the younger folk and more computer literate helping out the not so literate. Our fans are a pretty helpful bunch...yes sarcastic as well.

Baldybonce

So it's going go be jeans and t shirt weather. How does the modern gentleman carry all his bits and pieces to a football match?

Covered End

Baldybonce said:

So it's going go be jeans and t shirt weather. How does the modern gentleman carry all his bits and pieces to a football match?

Comb ?

Oggy Red

Baldybonce said:

So it's going go be jeans and t shirt weather. How does the modern gentleman carry all his bits and pieces to a football match?

Same as travelling on RyanAir.

You wear 14 layers of clothing and a jacket to travel, plus a large carrier bag folded tightly in your pocket ....... and take off most of your clothes (but perhaps, not all) and put in unfolded bag when you get off the plane.

Wembley? Just eat your sandwiches before you go through the turnstiles.

EveshamAddick

Packet of polos?

Baldybonce

Covered End said:

Baldybonce said:

So it's going go be jeans and t shirt weather. How does the modern gentleman carry all his bits and pieces to a football match?

Comb ?

Cruel

smudge7946

Before the Internet I had to shout sarcastic, snide and factually incorrect comments at passers by from the tops of buses. 
T'internet has saved me a lot of time.