Our chants at Wembley

German

We have to give them
“ Super, Super Clive , Super Super Clive Super Super Clive Super Clive Mendonca “

Stig

elcafc said:

kinveachyaddick said:

Lots of nice slow VFR please 

This!!! I have no idea when this song started to be sung at 100mph!! 

All our songs are too fast. At Wycombe the other week, they thoughtfully played Seven Nation Army for us. We sang Red & White over the top, but predictably raced ahead of the record until all that could be heard was a disorienting timeless racket. At this point the singing petered out and people just stood there giving each other wtf looks.

OsamaBenHamer

If losing by 2/3 goals in the last minute. 

Que sera sera sera, whatever will be will be, we’re going to Shrewsbury..

Redskin

About 50/50 I reckon.

aliwibble

cafcdave123 said:

Macronate said:

9 goals went past Robbin

Went past Robbin Ruiter

9 goals, 8 goals, 7 goals, 6 goals, 5 goals, 4 goals, 3 goals, 2 goals, 1 goal and his dog (Spot) 

Went past Robbin Ruiter

*only to be sung if we score 9 goals*

also, why isnt Jon McLaughlin playing?

I misread that as "Why isn't JOE McLaughlin playing". Showing my age here. And if we're suggesting new chants, if we're out of sight in the lead, or many many goals down (so no-one can complain we affected the result either way), I'd go with this to the obvious tune

Stop your messing around (ah ah ah)

Give Lee Bowyer a contract (ah ah ah)

Time to sort it right out (ah ah)

And then sell up and go

Roly,

a message to you Roly,

a message to you

GNelson

I throw my hands up in the air sometimes
Singing pratley, Darren pratley
Comes on the pitch and scores in extra time
Singing pratley, Darren pratley 

Beardface

Cheer up Peter Reid,
Oh what can it mean,
To a, fat Geordie bastard with a,
Shit football teaaammmm