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Advice Needed

LenGloverLenGlover
edited June 2007 in General Charlton
I'm working elsewhere for a couple of weeks.

They've very kindly permitted me to help myself to tea and coffee.

However when I open the cupboard to get a mug I am confronted by a pint Crystal Palace mug!

It is most disconcerting! How am I to survive this trauma whenever I want a drink?

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    mascot88mascot88
    Dont touch it len.......

    be very careful....

    in fact go and buy a new mug ...
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    AllLeftFootAllLeftFoot
    Do touch it, but in doing so ensure that it ends up in lots of little pieces.
    Then go and buy a new mug as a replacement.
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    PeakieRocketPeakieRocket
    You must brake it by 'accident'
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    BadgerBadger
    ring in sick? suffering from stress,it's all too much.
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    ThreadKillerThreadKiller
    you need to test whether it bounces or not.
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    mascot88mascot88
    Sod it just wrap it newspaper take a hammer to it dump it in the bin down the road and deny all knowledge
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    InspectorSandsInspectorSands
    Move the mug to the rear of the cupboard, wearing protective clothing if possible.

    And perhaps bring in something more suitable as a replacement.
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    bingaddickbingaddick
    Piss in it, wrap it in a sealed plastic bag and send it to

    S Jordan
    c/o Sellout Park
    Sarf Norwood
    Croydon
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    TavernTavern
    Smash it to bits
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    ShagShag
    Coat the inside with Arsenic
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    Hillsys UpHillsys Up
    Find out who's mug it it and smash it over his / her head. Two birds one stone!!
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    Henry IrvingHenry Irving
    Put a moldy tea bag in the cup and then hide the cup. Before you leave return it to the cupboard with new bacterial life form still growing in it.

    Leaves the glazier with the choice to drink out of the infected cup or bin it themselves.
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    AFKABartramAFKABartram
    Have you noticed there are a lot of Palace mugs around, but have you ever seen a cup with Palace's name on ???
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    SaladSalad
    drill a teeny tiny hole near the bottom of the mug
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    _MrDick_MrDick
    Simple solution...Resign
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    SolidgoneSolidgone
    Rise above it all by just treating it like any other drinking vessel....but accidents do happen!
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    LoOkOuTLoOkOuT
    UPDATE: Len sent this in ;-)


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JITSDVMgXzw
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    letthegoodtimesrollletthegoodtimesroll
    drill a hole in the bottom with a very fine bit...
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    StoneStone
    a smear of washing up liquid around the rim (of the cup!!!) every day will be fine. Prolong the agony.
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