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fattmatt
fattmatt Posts: 581
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I typed a long message related to career development.  The WIFI stopped working.  
Then I had a realisation.  I'm in the pub thinking about work. How stupid. 
Bugger it. It's Friday. 
What kind of tits do you like?
I'm all about the nipples.  

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  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    Long tailed tits for me
  • Curb_It
    Curb_It Posts: 21,223
    Stormzys got a nice chest. 
  • RedChaser
    RedChaser Posts: 19,885
    edited June 2019
    We have great tits in a nesting box every year they've got black helmets with a bluey grey plumeage, yellow chest and are bigger than blue tits.
  • superclive98
    superclive98 Posts: 4,766
    RedChaser said:
    We have great tits in a nesting box every year they've got black helmets with a bluey grey body, yellow chest and are bigger than blue tits.

    What about the Belgian Helmet? 
  • RedChaser
    RedChaser Posts: 19,885
    superclive98 said:
    RedChaser said:
    We have great tits in a nesting box every year they've got black helmets with a bluey grey body, yellow chest and are bigger than blue tits.

    What about the Belgian Helmet? 
    Good point now he is a great BIG tit 😏.
  • golfaddick
    golfaddick Posts: 33,628
    edited June 2019
    I'll be that saddo thst actually answers your question......

    Pert ones. B or C cup preferably. Nipples in proportion. 
  • carly burn
    carly burn Posts: 19,459
    Been out since lunchtime.

    Just got in and seen 179 new posts on the takeover thread.

    Hit this one before even attempting to trail through them.

    Does this make me a bad person?
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,982
    Nobody likes a vain, so they’re off the list 

    burger nipples, ya know the ones that cover 90% surface area, terrible. Strike them off.

    Ginger ones. Almost reflective white, with fluorescent pink nip, occasional freckle, not for me.

    But the ones that really get my goat are ‘bigger girl’ boobs that are flat. I am definitely more prone to a fuller woman, but if they got eggy Charlie’s, then it’s an absolute travesty.

    Everything else, lovely.  
  • superclive98
    superclive98 Posts: 4,766
    carly burn said:
    Been out since lunchtime.

    Just got in and seen 179 new posts on the takeover thread.

    Hit this one before even attempting to trail through them.

    Does this make me a bad person?
    You have your priorities! 
  • SporadicAddick
    SporadicAddick Posts: 6,857
    ValleyGary said:
    Nobody likes a vain, so they’re off the list 

    burger nipples, ya know the ones that cover 90% surface area, terrible. Strike them off.

    Ginger ones. Almost reflective white, with fluorescent pink nip, occasional freckle, not for me.

    But the ones that really get my goat are ‘bigger girl’ boobs that are flat. I am definitely more prone to a fuller woman, but if they got eggy Charlie’s, then it’s an absolute travesty.

    Everything else, lovely.  
    a fair and well considered summary
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  • Wheresmeticket
    Wheresmeticket Posts: 17,304
    edited June 2019
    carly burn said:
    Been out since lunchtime.

    Good for you man.  Brave to announce it on this particular thread.
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,633
    carly burn said:
    Been out since lunchtime.

    Just got in and seen 179 new posts on the takeover thread.

    Hit this one before even attempting to trail through them.

    Does this make me a bad person?
    Suggests you’re a tit man rather than an arse.
  • buckshee
    buckshee Posts: 7,867
    As long as they're not tic-tac tits.
  • ElfsborgAddick
    ElfsborgAddick Posts: 29,045
    ValleyGary said:
    Nobody likes a vain, so they’re off the list 

    burger nipples, ya know the ones that cover 90% surface area, terrible. Strike them off.

    Ginger ones. Almost reflective white, with fluorescent pink nip, occasional freckle, not for me.

    But the ones that really get my goat are ‘bigger girl’ boobs that are flat. I am definitely more prone to a fuller woman, but if they got eggy Charlie’s, then it’s an absolute travesty.

    Everything else, lovely.  
    Burger nipples, funny as f***!

    Heaving knockers that are freckled, they are nice.
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,982
    Can tell i had a drink last night. 
  • ElfsborgAddick
    ElfsborgAddick Posts: 29,045
    ValleyGary said:
    Can tell i had a drink last night. 
    Go for another beer today, you're on a roll mate.
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    ElfsborgAddick said:
    ValleyGary said:
    Can tell i had a drink last night. 
    Go for another beer today, you're on a roll mate. If you do, let me know and I’ll join you. You can get the first round in, and the second, and the third.....

  • ElfsborgAddick
    ElfsborgAddick Posts: 29,045
    ricky_otto said:
    ElfsborgAddick said:
    ValleyGary said:
    Can tell i had a drink last night. 
    Go for another beer today, you're on a roll mate. If you do, let me know and I’ll join you. You can get the first round in, and the second, and the third.....

    I agree with the last sentence you have added.
  • stackitsteve
    stackitsteve Posts: 12,103

  • ElfsborgAddick
    ElfsborgAddick Posts: 29,045
    I'm glad I did not start this thread.
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  • Redvalleyeast
    Redvalleyeast Posts: 4,690
    Been on duty up town all day today. Jesus H Christ, i think boobs self inflate through solar power, fantastic.
  • MuttleyCAFC
    MuttleyCAFC Posts: 47,729
    I used to like big tits but Roland has put me off them!

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