I typed a long message related to career development. The WIFI stopped working. Then I had a realisation. I'm in the pub thinking about work. How stupid. Bugger it. It's Friday. What kind of tits do you like? I'm all about the nipples.
burger nipples, ya know the ones that cover 90% surface area, terrible. Strike them off.
Ginger ones. Almost reflective white, with fluorescent pink nip, occasional freckle, not for me.
But the ones that really get my goat are ‘bigger girl’ boobs that are flat. I am definitely more prone to a fuller woman, but if they got eggy Charlie’s, then it’s an absolute travesty.
burger nipples, ya know the ones that cover 90% surface area, terrible. Strike them off.
Ginger ones. Almost reflective white, with fluorescent pink nip, occasional freckle, not for me.
But the ones that really get my goat are ‘bigger girl’ boobs that are flat. I am definitely more prone to a fuller woman, but if they got eggy Charlie’s, then it’s an absolute travesty.
burger nipples, ya know the ones that cover 90% surface area, terrible. Strike them off.
Ginger ones. Almost reflective white, with fluorescent pink nip, occasional freckle, not for me.
But the ones that really get my goat are ‘bigger girl’ boobs that are flat. I am definitely more prone to a fuller woman, but if they got eggy Charlie’s, then it’s an absolute travesty.
Everything else, lovely.
Burger nipples, funny as f***!
Heaving knockers that are freckled, they are nice.
Go for another beer today, you're on a roll mate. If you do, let me know and I’ll join you. You can get the first round in, and the second, and the third.....
Go for another beer today, you're on a roll mate. If you do, let me know and I’ll join you. You can get the first round in, and the second, and the third.....
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Pert ones. B or C cup preferably. Nipples in proportion.
Just got in and seen 179 new posts on the takeover thread.
Hit this one before even attempting to trail through them.
Does this make me a bad person?
burger nipples, ya know the ones that cover 90% surface area, terrible. Strike them off.
Ginger ones. Almost reflective white, with fluorescent pink nip, occasional freckle, not for me.
But the ones that really get my goat are ‘bigger girl’ boobs that are flat. I am definitely more prone to a fuller woman, but if they got eggy Charlie’s, then it’s an absolute travesty.
Everything else, lovely.
Heaving knockers that are freckled, they are nice.