I know Charlton life is blessed, with wit, wisdom and much mirth.
But I just wondered if the wordsworths and singsters amongst us , had come up with some gems for the new players joining the club, to make them feel special, and part of the club, that could ring out from the rafters, on a cold wet night in Stoke.
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I liked ..... to the chime of Delialah, by the welsh wizard, Sir Tom Jones...
Chuks, Chuks, Chuks
Annneke.
Chuks, Chuks, Chucks,
Anneke.
How about...
Wooah a Wooah we've got Chuks Aneke
Woooahh a woooahh he's better than Ajose
Woooahh a woooahh he scores at home and awayyyy..
Might as well sing 'he's better than a shit player, whoaa.....
Welcome though
Fwiw I suggested this the other day
We will
We will
Lockyer!!
And now we’ve got Maidstonemessi....
Our songs have turned to Shite....
🎶🎶🎷🎶🎷
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Edit credit to @cafc375
But you will have to play off the ex directors and a ridiculous price for the land.
We sign a brand new squad,
But now we’ve Lee Bowyer,
He’s gaffer and our god,
Tom Lockyer Chuks Aneke
Purrington Macauley Bonne,
Bowyer wants 7 more,
We use this tune for every song
Allez allez allez
Allez allez allez
Ruben Lameirasssss,
I just don't think you understand,
He would have been a free,
Better than Nani,
We nearlyyyy signed Lameirasssss
His signing's still a rumour
Panic on the streets of London
Panic on the streets of Birmingham
I wonder to myself
Could life ever be sane again?
On the Leeds side-streets that you slip down
The provincial towns you jog 'round
Chuks Aneke, Chuks Aneke, Chuks Aneke
Big Chuks Aneke,
I just don't think you understand.
He's big, he plays up front,
He thinks Roland's a cunt,
We've got, we've got Chuks Aneke
Roland said his selling, what a load of fucking shite.
We got Bowyer at the helm, we won at Wembley,
And we know you won't believe us,
But we are staying in this league
Allez allez allez
Wooah a Wooah I’d like to punch him really hard
Wooah a Wooah I hope he dies of feline aids
Charlton loves you more than you will know
Wo wo wo
God bless you, please, Ben Purrington
Wembley holds a place for those in red
Hey hey hey, hey hey hey
You got
You got
Lockyered
R-O-L A-N-D
That spells f*****g debt to me
With a knick knack paddawack give a dog a bone
Ocean Finance on the phone
Seriously
anywhere we go now baby
I see our net is bulging
As he scores a goal for us
Ohhh it's obvious
Crap attempt I know
Just like Len Goodman
Loves a 7 out of 10!
"attacking is the answer, just you see"
And in the hot mid-Summer, Bowyer called his numbers 2 and 3,
"we have to keep attacking, just trust me"
"We get it, Lee, get it Lee, get it Lee, get it Lee
we'll just keep on attacking, we get it Lee"
Get it Lee, get it Lee, get it Lee, get it Lee
we'll just keep on attacking, get it Lee.