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Upton Valley - Charltonisation continues apace

Salad
Salad Posts: 10,189
edited June 2007 in General Charlton
http://www.whufc.com/articles/article.php?page_id=9250

AC likes his home comforts doesn't he?
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  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 58,122
    Half of Sparrows Lane is over there now, believe me.
  • Salad
    Salad Posts: 10,189
    They'd probably gives us a very, very good price for Sparrow's Lane!
  • somerton
    somerton Posts: 237
    I am telling my Westham mates, that they are now Charlton over the water and i expect to be seeing the second team as part of my Charlton season ticket.
  • Sco
    Sco Posts: 2,623
    I had a conversation with MCS on this very subject the other day...

    Sco: I get into bed, you see, feeling quite sleepy, I could feel the lids of me eyes beginning to droop - a bit of the droop in the eyes - I was just about to drop off, when suddenly, 'tap, tap, tap' at the bloody window pane - I looked out - you know who it was?

    MCS: Who?

    Sco: Bloody Alan Curbishley! Bloody Alan Curbishley - stark naked save for a shortie WHUFC nightie. He was hanging on to the window sill, and I could see his knuckles all white ... saying 'Sco, Sco follow me to West Ham...' you know how these bloody ex-cafc managers go on - I said 'Get out of it!' - bloody Alan Curbishley. He wouldn't go - He wouldn't go, I had to smash him down with a broomstick, poke him off the window sill, he fell down on the pavement with a great crash ...

    MCS: He just had a nightie on, is that all?

    Sco: That's all he had on, MCS, just a ...
  • LargeAddick
    LargeAddick Posts: 32,930
    so if GS is first team coach then what is Merv the Swerve ? Probably nick Chrissy Powell next.
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 58,122
    Odds on next defector:

    Headphones Norm - 10/1
    Valley Gold Eve - 6/1
    Betty Hutchins - 5/1 joint fav
    Big Dave Lockwood - 5/1 joint fav
    Paddy Powell - 7/1
    Brian 'can i have a quick word Curbs' Cole - 1000/1
  • Mortain
    Mortain Posts: 391
    Chalrtons our feeder club, charltons our feeder club, charltons our feeder club, charltons our feeder club..............
  • T
    T Posts: 1,349
    Nah, you just get all the dregs when they've fucked us up...

    You'll be getting Dowie and Lisbie soon.
  • Mortain
    Mortain Posts: 391
    edited June 2007
    Dowies already down his fair share of f*cking up in claret & blue mate

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Im_sME-zlQA
  • Stu_of_Kunming
    Stu_of_Kunming Posts: 17,151
    [cite]Posted By: Mortain[/cite]Dowies already down his fair share of f*cking up in claret & blue mate

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Im_sME-zlQA

    Quality finish, shame the idiot was at the wrong end eh.

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  • Sco
    Sco Posts: 2,623
    edited June 2007
    Breaking news...West Ham to run out to different song:

    "When the claret and blue robin comes bob bob mooring along"
  • Mortain
    Mortain Posts: 391
    [cite]Posted By: Stu of SE7[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: Mortain[/cite]Dowies already down his fair share of f*cking up in claret & blue mate

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Im_sME-zlQA

    Quality finish, shame the idiot was at the wrong end eh.

    Got to be one of the best own goals ever.
  • Mortain
    Mortain Posts: 391
    [cite]Posted By: Sco[/cite]Breaking news...West Ham to run out to different song:

    "When the claret and blue robin comes bob bob mooring along"

    Ha ha, very good Sco.
    But less of the blasphemy, associating god with such a pathetic little ditty (red red robin - the tune to that song is so annoying!!!)
  • Oggy Red
    Oggy Red Posts: 44,990
    Of course, Mortain, it should've been "I'm forever blowing baubles.....", for the Baby Bentley brigade.
    (apologies to whoever thought of it first)
  • BDL
    BDL Posts: 6,026
    [cite]Posted By: AFKA Bartram[/cite]Odds on next defector:

    Headphones Norm - 10/1
    Valley Gold Eve - 6/1
    Betty Hutchins - 5/1 joint fav
    Big Dave Lockwood - 5/1 joint fav
    Paddy Powell - 7/1
    Brian 'can i have a quick word Curbs' Cole - 1000/1

    Defect to them......... Never..... I could never work for the Wet Spammers

    Oh hang on - phones ringing - be back in a mo........

    Sorry, who's that - your accent, it reminds me of Bjork.

    You want me to what?

    Million pounds a match and a box in the Hotel.....hmmm let me think......

    I'm forever blowing bubbles!

    We won the World Cup don't you know!
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 58,122
    glad i had a tenner on you now Dave :-)
  • BDL
    BDL Posts: 6,026
    I had a pony on Brian Cole?!
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 58,122
    [cite]Posted By: BDL[/cite]I had a pony on Brian Cole?!

    well at least that explains the smell :-)
  • bingaddick
    bingaddick Posts: 8,184
    edited June 2007
    [cite]Posted By: Oggy Red[/cite]Of course, Mortain, it should've been "I'm forever blowing baubles.....", for the Baby Bentley brigade.
    (apologies to whoever thought of it first)

    Michael Jackson's a West Ham fan I believe.....:-)
  • bingaddick
    bingaddick Posts: 8,184
    [cite]Posted By: AFKA Bartram[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: BDL[/cite]I had a pony on Brian Cole?!

    well at least that explains the smell :-)

    LMFAO!!!!!

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  • Weegie Addick
    Weegie Addick Posts: 16,670
    Do they want a women's team?
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,457
    edited June 2007
    [cite]Posted By: BDL[/cite]I had a pony on Brian Cole?!

    Well, whatever turns you on.

    *note to Peter Varney PA man is a pervert - sack him* : - )
  • Salad
    Salad Posts: 10,189
    [cite]Posted By: Weegie Addick[/cite]Do they want a women's team?
    well they need some new hamerrettes ...
  • F-Blocker
    F-Blocker Posts: 3,409
    From today's BBC gossip/news round-up:

    Alan Curbishley's future as West Ham boss could be in doubt despite him leading them to Premiership safety last season. (Daily Star)

    A nothing comment, but could be the start of something....
  • Oggy Red
    Oggy Red Posts: 44,990
    I should think Mr Curbishley's position is secure enough at the moment.

    With Glyn Snodin just appointed as 1st team coach, surely, Mr Egghead would not be letting Mr C bring in key staff if he was on borrowed time?
  • F-Blocker
    F-Blocker Posts: 3,409
    Agreed, but it was only a week or 2 after he said Pards was safe till he sacked him.

    Rich men and their play-things.....
  • Salad
    Salad Posts: 10,189
    edited July 2007
    www.whufc.com/articles/article.php?page_id=9259
    There have also been changes to the medical department. Nick Davies has arrived from Charlton Athletic as our new Head of Sports Science, while his former colleagues at The Valley, George Cooper and Dave Singleton, have been appointed Head of Physiotherapy and Reserve Team Physiotherapist respectively.

    Masseur Darren Page has also headed from Charlton to join the staff

    so Curbs has now taken the following to Upton Valley, who he knew from Charlton:

    Asst Manager: Mervyn Day
    1st team coach: Glyn Snodin
    Head of Sports Science: Nick Davies
    Sports Science assistants: George Cooper and Dave Singleton
    Masseur: Darren Page
    Players: Scott Parker
    Pre-season friendly: at Welling
    Supporters: Ketman

    any more ????
  • WSS
    WSS Posts: 25,108
    ha ha ha
  • oohaahmortimer
    oohaahmortimer Posts: 34,369
    edited July 2007
    [cite]Posted By: Salad[/cite][
    so Curbs has now taken the following to Upton Valley, who he knew from Charlton:

    Asst Manager: Mervyn Day
    1st team coach: Glyn Snodin
    Head of Sports Science: Nick Davies
    Sports Science assistants: George Cooper and Dave Singleton
    Masseur: Darren Page
    Players: Scott Parker
    Pre-season friendly: at Welling
    Supporters: Ketman

    any more ????

    premiership football
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 58,122
    Add the kit man as well

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