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Great Super Smashing

AFKABartram
AFKABartram Posts: 57,820
edited June 2007 in Fun, Jokes & Captions
Are the cries that can be heard all around Sheffield, as all those Bullseye winners finally get to use their speedboats !!

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  • pickwick
    pickwick Posts: 1,649
    Made me laugh,,,
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,820
    apparently Wednesday are signing Mark Fish....
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,203
    And Mike Salmon.
  • The Equaliser
    The Equaliser Posts: 758
    And Jon Fortuna.
  • cedric winkleburger
    cedric winkleburger Posts: 69
    will they be bringing a sub on?
  • 1905
    1905 Posts: 2,751
    This is rubbish can we sink this thread?
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,820
    A man was sitting on his front porch when it started to rain. THe rain came down harder and harder and the man realized that it was a flood. So the flood waters were rising and when the water started to spill over the porch, a man in a rowboat comes by. And the man in the rowboat says, "Need any help?"

    But the man said, "Nope, the Lord'll take care of me!" A few hours later, the man was standing on a chair on his front porch and another rowboat comes by.
    And the man inside yells, "Need any help?"
    But the man smiles and says, "Nope, the Lors'll take care of me!"

    A few hours later, the man is on his roof and a helicopter comes by and the pilot inside yells, "Need any help?!"
    But the man just says, "Nope! The Lord'll take care of me!"

    A few hours later, the flood gets to be too much for the man and he drowns. When he enters Heaven, he asks the Lord, "Lord, why didin't you take care of me?"
    The Lord says, "Well, I sent ya' two rowboats and a flamin helicopter!"
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,203
    Is it true George Shipley is coming out of retirement?

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