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Henry Irving
Henry Irving Posts: 85,203
in Fun, Jokes & Captions

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  • Addickted2U
    Addickted2U Posts: 3,080 
    Qualcuno laggiù dice che sei un coglione.
  • Rob7Lee
    Rob7Lee Posts: 9,592
    "even your fans like me more than you....."
  • Callumcafc
    Callumcafc Posts: 63,754
    Thanks for the three points, now on yer bike...
  • ShootersHillGuru
    ShootersHillGuru Posts: 50,612
    Why are you dressed like a 16 year old ?
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,288
    Come back when you've reached a Champions League semi final
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,203
    Macro's car park, now
  • ExiledinManchester
    ExiledinManchester Posts: 508
    If it’s a Carp you want I’ve got a lake full of them back in France. 
  • The Prince-e-Paul
    The Prince-e-Paul Posts: 6,688
    Bowyer: After the game could you tell some of your 'enthusiastic' fans that Roland has been saying Yorkshire's a shithole......we've got a couple of coaches to Belgium waiting out back. 
  • North Lower Neil
    North Lower Neil Posts: 22,942
    "The one with hair like Minnie Mouse and a great big line down the middle?  Get rid." 
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,820
    “Once we’ve got the three points I’ll teach you how to say Ibspitch properly”
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  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    edited September 2019
    “There are some nice bushes back there if you would prefer to watch the game from behind them”
  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,890
    “Congratulations on the three points”.

    ”Thanks but I’ve got to shoot, I’ve got a school photograph in two minutes”.
  • BR3red
    BR3red Posts: 1,715
    Did you see that shot by Costa 🤣?

    He Costa £15m 🤣?

    He is just a shite Lyle Taylor....
  • PopIcon
    PopIcon Posts: 5,970
    "I've absolutely destroyed it in there, maybe give it 20 mins"
  • Pedro45
    Pedro45 Posts: 5,821
    "And if any of the dozen Leeds fans sat behind the dugout make a noise, they'll be chucked out, OK?"
  • Six-a-bag-of-nuts
    Six-a-bag-of-nuts Posts: 8,127
    "Think you left your superiority in the dressing room mate"
  • letthegoodtimesroll
    letthegoodtimesroll Posts: 10,611
    Henry Irving said:

    We’ve had a message from the Covered End and they’d like you to do the Tunnel Jump this week seeing as it was your tactics that set it up nicely for us to win...by the way, did you know that was our goalscorer’s first start since joining us from non-league football ?
  • thai malaysia addick
    thai malaysia addick Posts: 18,332
    An anagram of your name, Marcelo, is ‘amicable loser’. We’ll see.
  • ross1
    ross1 Posts: 50,974
    This is the sign you make at the roadside when Leeds kick you out and you want a lift back home
  • Addickted
    Addickted Posts: 19,456
    Your spotter at Sparrows Lane is back at Queen Elizabeth Hospital.

    Apparently he fell into a trench.
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  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    edited September 2019
    Henry Irving said:

    if I wanted that job you'd be getting fucked right off mate

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