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Favourite nicknames for footballers

hoof_it_up_to_benty
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Spongefoot - Simon Church
Captain Cleanshorts - Matt Holland
Captain Cleanshorts - Matt Holland
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One Size - Fitz Hall17
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Killer6
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il phenomenon
Galloping major
Black spider
The phantom
El Beatle
Some world class nicknames but the one that makes me laugh is
Tripod - Dion Dublin1 -
Was it Chelsea who had a foreign player with a long, difficult to pronounce name that they called Dave?
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Luke Warm (Luke Young)
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Kevin Missbe.
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Neil 'Dissa' Pointon
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DaveMehmet said:Was it Chelsea who had a foreign player with a long, difficult to pronounce name that they called Dave?0
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Non Flying Dutchman for Bergkamp was good1
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Jack Wheelchair for an always injured Wilshere3
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Still can’t believe The Crab has left us0
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Robbo. Brilliant.1
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A story about nicknames I remember was the one which was printed once that at Charlton everybody got their name shortened and a ‘s was added to it so Curbishley was ‘Curbs’, Mortimer was ‘Morts’ and so on until it got to Danny shittu who was big dan...4
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Sols - Reevesy - Marshy2
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When I lived in Coventry, their defender Mick Coop was known as "The co-op ".1
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Quite like ‘Jukebox’ for Gordon Durie and ‘Jigsaw’ for former Everton striker Stuart Barlow due to him going to pieces in the box.
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Pele0
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The most imaginative I can think of is Big Dunc - Duncan Ferguson.
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The tank, Jorge Costa3
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The Ship.
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Alex Dawson - Ex Man Utd and Preston
The Black Prince (after King Edwards III's eldest son)0 -
Kiki "Chris" Musampa was good.1
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Arthur Whalley (CAFC skipper in the 20s) was the black prince.
Arthur Ikey Bryan
Abraham Kosha Goodman
Frank Bronco Burton
Sailor Brown1 -
Spring heeled Sam Bartram0
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Flash
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Dirty cheating snotgobling wanky horrible bastard.
Kevin Mustoe.0 -
blackpool72 said:Dirty cheating snotgobling wanky horrible bastard.
Kevin Mustoe.0 -
ForeverAddickted said:blackpool72 said:Dirty cheating snotgobling wanky horrible bastard.
Kevin Mustoe.
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couple of oldies Ron Chopper Harris and Norman bites yer legs Hunter0