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AFKABartram
AFKABartram Posts: 57,820
in Fun, Jokes & Captions
if you get a link on an email called 'free porn' dont opin it. It is a birus wich deactivates your spelcheck and fcuks up you riting. I also receibed it but lukily as I am marid and dont uatch porn I dint opin it.

Plaese warm yu frends, fwanks

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  • grumpyaddick
    grumpyaddick Posts: 6,596
    Minty Tinks for the tit off. 
  • Bedsaddick
    Bedsaddick Posts: 24,722
    Think fick fer thit . I neeerly clocked on Thut lonk.
  • Solidgone
    Solidgone Posts: 10,205
    edited December 2019
    Hallo Hallo...I vill only tell you this the one time. 
  • Stu_of_Kunming
    Stu_of_Kunming Posts: 17,116
    Pur Mehmit is duked。
  • E_cafc
    E_cafc Posts: 2,617
    edited December 2019
    It's a tit bate  mor fe.  I olwoody opinted in 
  • stonemuse
    stonemuse Posts: 33,991
    grate
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    You wouldn't know the difference with mine, in fact, I wondered why my spelling and grammar had improved recently. Maybe it's had the opposite affect
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,970
    rorrim eht otni etabretsam i ylikcuL
  • Uboat
    Uboat Posts: 12,194
    #winkfest
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  • paulie8290
    paulie8290 Posts: 23,344
    Sorry but what is porn
  • mattinfinland
    mattinfinland Posts: 1,096
    U wot m8

    Looks like it's made me a hard man now init.
  • cafc999
    cafc999 Posts: 4,967
    swet - thinks fur the hidz op m8t
  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,343
    AKFA BRATMAR

    I am nto etirelny srue wyh yuo flet teh nede to sareh teh lnik.

    Btu I aprepiacte teh asboltue fhlti it cnotanied.

    Cerehs
  • SantaClaus
    SantaClaus Posts: 7,650
    Thunk Strain Trotting sytes ar ayko.
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,827
    On the subject of warnings please be aware of this supermarket scam. 

    An attractive female will approach you in Tesco/ASDA car park and ask if you want to fondle her breasts. 
    Whilst you are doing that, an accomplice steals your wallet and your trolley full of shopping. 
    This has happened to me three times this month so beware.  
  • E_cafc
    E_cafc Posts: 2,617
    edited December 2019
    Is it Charlton Asda?
  • paulie8290
    paulie8290 Posts: 23,344
    This thread is really testing my reading
  • soapy_jones
    soapy_jones Posts: 21,347
    Two Bussy Winking ta reed thus emial
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    edited December 2019
    paulie8290 said:
    This thread is really testing my reading
    Bust two awoi dit 
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  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    edited December 2019
    paulie8290 said:
    Sorry but what is porn
    One off peaces ont chest bald.
  • paulie8290
    paulie8290 Posts: 23,344
    ricky_otto said:
    paulie8290 said:
    Sorry but what is porn
    One off peaces ont chest bald.
    Oh that makes sense, I thought they were prawns 
  • EastTerrace
    EastTerrace Posts: 3,961
    AFKABartram said:
    if you get a link on an email called 'free porn' dont opin it. It is a birus wich deactivates your spelcheck and fcuks up you riting. I also receibed it but lukily as I am marid and dont uatch porn I dint opin it.

    Plaese warm yu frends, fwanks
    And where were you at twenty past nine this morning?
  • 3blokes
    3blokes Posts: 4,610
    edited December 2019
    That’s going to be a bit harsh on people with dyslexia...
  • MuttleyCAFC
    MuttleyCAFC Posts: 47,728
    Tou sirty bervarts!

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