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Palace Wanker

oldbloke
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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-50839639


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  • Gravesend_Addick
    Gravesend_Addick Posts: 7,299
    I saw this earlier. As wrong as it is, I must admit I had a little chuckle
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    a bit of community service for wanking in front of a 16 year old and her mum seems awfully lenient 
  • Lincsaddick
    Lincsaddick Posts: 32,345
    w t f .. 
  • iaitch
    iaitch Posts: 10,216
    Mother should have said to the daughter 'oh look it like a willy only smaller'.
  • Bedsaddick
    Bedsaddick Posts: 24,722
    That’s cheered me up 
  • Cardinal Sin
    Cardinal Sin Posts: 5,233
    Nearly as embarrassing as those Ultra eegits.
  • bobmunro
    bobmunro Posts: 20,840
    Surely the thread title is a classic example of tautology?
  • Charlton_Road_James
    Charlton_Road_James Posts: 335
    What an absolute scumbag!!
  • MrWalker
    MrWalker Posts: 4,103
    edited December 2019
    Tosser
  • PeanutsMolloy
    PeanutsMolloy Posts: 6,704
    "This was, he thinks on reflection, a cry for help."
    Yeah, Neil's the one we should all feel sorry for here   :'(
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  • Richard J
    Richard J Posts: 8,030
    Also the son of an ex Addicks defender Dave Shipperley 
  • Ross
    Ross Posts: 4,408
    PeanutsMolloy said:
    "This was, he thinks on reflection, a cry for help."
    Yeah, Neil's the one we should all feel sorry for here   :'(
    Perfect example of a cry wank
  • man_at_milletts
    man_at_milletts Posts: 5,620
    Careful now, he's the offspring of one of ours.

  • Redrobo
    Redrobo Posts: 11,330
    Legally confirmed that Palace all are.

    Nothing new here.


  • cfgs
    cfgs Posts: 11,474
    I opened this thread thinking this thread could have been about a whole lot of people.
  • MrWalker
    MrWalker Posts: 4,103
    Coq au van? 
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    Nonce 
  • [Deleted User]
    [Deleted User] Posts: 0
    Brilliant

    "Everything came to a crescendo that day"

    You don't say. No need to boast!

    Was he in full kit at the time?
  • SantaClaus
    SantaClaus Posts: 7,650
    Who ate all the pies....

  • Addick Addict
    Addick Addict Posts: 39,754
    His Dad, who became a copper after he retired from football, would have been horrified by this shocking episode.
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  • Arsenetatters
    Arsenetatters Posts: 5,970
    calydon_road said:
    Brilliant

    "Everything came to a crescendo that day"

    You don't say. No need to boast!

    Was he in full kit at the time?
    That made me laugh. I’ve been trying to think of how that might be phrased differently, but it’s difficult. ‘Everything came to a head’
  • soapy_jones
    soapy_jones Posts: 21,347
    Richard J said:
    Also the son of an ex Addicks defender Dave Shipperley 
    At least Dad blew his beans in the appropriate receptical, ie his mrs!
  • Baldybonce
    Baldybonce Posts: 9,640
    edited December 2019
    Arsenetatters said:
    I may be analysing this a bit too much but is it a) possible to drive and wank at the same time?
    b) would he have had to stand up at the window for them to see his knob? I drive a van and even with the window wound fully down you’d be hard pushed to see my knob (if I had one). 
    Hasn't Mr A volunteered to experiment? or is he a 






    chicken.
    :s
  • man_at_milletts
    man_at_milletts Posts: 5,620
    edited December 2019
    Arsenetatters said:
    I may be analysing this a bit too much but is it a) possible to drive and wank at the same time?
    b) would he have had to stand up at the window for them to see his knob? I drive a van and even with the window wound fully down you’d be hard pushed to see my knob (if I had one). 

    Can I phone a friend on a), and ask the audience on b) please?

    I would think that a) is pretty much impossible in Swindon where there are lots of roundabouts, and you would need to be driving an automatic in any case.

  • RodneyCharltonTrotta
    RodneyCharltonTrotta Posts: 14,827
    Must have needed an acrow prop to expose his genitals under that gut.
  • letthegoodtimesroll
    letthegoodtimesroll Posts: 10,611
    edited December 2019
    A greater own goal than the one his dad got as a Charlton player when he sent a looping ‘back pass’ over his own goal keeper’s head and into the back of the net, that or possibly trying to hit a passing 747, whilst standing in front of the old west stand and just inside the half way line...v Orient I think, we lost 2-1, the first relegation year that sent us down to the old 3rd Division 
  • bobmunro
    bobmunro Posts: 20,840
    edited December 2019
    RodneyCharltonTrotta said:
    Must have needed an acrow prop to expose his genitals under that gut.

    Probably standing on his head, which might go a way to explain the observation raised by @Arsenetatters
  • RodneyCharltonTrotta
    RodneyCharltonTrotta Posts: 14,827
    Richard J said:
    Also the son of an ex Addicks defender Dave Shipperley 
    Maybe the origin of the famous terrace ditty "My old man said don't wank in the van, I said ...."
  • SantaClaus
    SantaClaus Posts: 7,650
    Arsenetatters said:
    I may be analysing this a bit too much but is it a) possible to drive and wank at the same time?
    b) would he have had to stand up at the window for them to see his knob? I drive a van and even with the window wound fully down you’d be hard pushed to see my knob (if I had one). 
    a) Half the drivers in South London are wankers.
    b) Either it was a very small van or his next gig should be in a freak show.

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