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Rate my plate 2019 - Exhibit A - Becky Heath

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  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,912
    There is no place for a chicken/turkey leg on a Xmas plate. 
    Carved meat only. 
  • se9addick
    se9addick Posts: 32,075
    Is that salad under the stuffing? Not certain the Turkey’s done either!
  • Huskaris
    Huskaris Posts: 9,862
    edited December 2019
    5/10. Would be ok if my man served it, and I'd be grateful, but would expect better from myself. No need for a leg on a plate. 
  • sam3110
    sam3110 Posts: 21,368
    No cheese on the cauliflower, that's a bloody leg, what is that doing there, and it looks anaemic as anything
  • Bedsaddick
    Bedsaddick Posts: 24,784
    Looks like that Turkey needed to go back in the oven along with the Yorkshire’s . 
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,902
    Uncooked Fred Flinstone leg of meat, complimented with a perfectly rolled turd ball
  • Davo55
    Davo55 Posts: 7,846
    Gravy needs a lot of work
  • roseandcrown
    roseandcrown Posts: 7,589
    Still alive 
  • O-Randy-Hunt
    O-Randy-Hunt Posts: 10,719
    Turkey still clucking and the Yorkshire has aunt Bessie written all over it.
  • stonemuse
    stonemuse Posts: 34,072
    Turkey still looks frozen! 

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  • cabbles
    cabbles Posts: 15,264
    The lighting shinning down on the turkey leg has done it no favours there.  Not too bad on the whole 
  • charlton_hero
    charlton_hero Posts: 4,671
    AFKABartram said:
    Uncooked Fred Flinstone leg of meat, complimented with a perfectly rolled turd ball
    You're not holding back!
  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,441
    MrOneLung said:
    There is no place for a chicken/turkey leg on a Xmas plate. 
    Carved meat only. 
    This 
  • stonemuse
    stonemuse Posts: 34,072
    charlton_hero said:
    AFKABartram said:
    Uncooked Fred Flinstone leg of meat, complimented with a perfectly rolled turd ball
    You're not holding back!
    His missus will be so pissed off  :D
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    cabbles said:
    The lighting shinning down on the turkey leg has done it no favours there.  Not too bad on the whole 
    Tbf, I think that's how they cooked it mate
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,108
    Looks like Donald Trump morphing into Brundlefly.
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    Erm, what is this? -


  • Baldybonce
    Baldybonce Posts: 9,678
    i_b_b_o_r_g said:
    Erm, what is this? -


    Hopefully not your arse.
  • _MrDick
    _MrDick Posts: 13,127
    Runner Beans !!! It’s Christmas. Where’s the sprouts, parsnips and mashed carrot and swede 
  • carly burn
    carly burn Posts: 19,499
    edited December 2019
    Christmas dinner my arse.


     Looks more like Luigi Mario's passport photo!

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  • North Lower Neil
    North Lower Neil Posts: 23,002
    Anaemic turkey, thin gravy, no carrots, and they've even managed to undercook frozen Yorkshire puddings. 
  • golfaddick
    golfaddick Posts: 33,767
    2/10.

    Wtf is that.....!!!  Turkey leg or something the cat dug up  ??

    NO YORKSHIRES WITH TURKEY.
  • PaddyP17
    PaddyP17 Posts: 13,046
    edited December 2019
    I assume this is pre-cooking? 
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,912
    Looking again maybe should add a point for the turkey millennium falcon. 
  • Carter
    Carter Posts: 14,272
    That's making my mouth dry up looking at it, the 'meat' element appears to be a child's shoulder and presents itself as appealing as eating a childs shoulder too. Along with the circumcised Willie's taking the showcase spot in the middle drawing my eyes and making me think of nothing but penises recovered from burns victims. The journey this takes me on leads me to the practicality of processing it, you don't eat a meal like that. The moment the fork has any pressure applied to it the liquid substance masquerading as gravy will leave the plate and congeal itself upon that gorgeous velvet tablecloth 

    The local Toby Carvery fears people like this 
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,108
    Has anyone seen that episode of Peep Show where Jez eats a dog's leg. https://youtu.be/cKaqzvzlgKU

  • Athletico Charlton
    Athletico Charlton Posts: 14,306
    Hhmmm
  • mickc
    mickc Posts: 573
    i_b_b_o_r_g said:
    Erm, what is this? -


    Is this something from a bush tucker trial?
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    mickc said:
    i_b_b_o_r_g said:
    Erm, what is this? -


    Is this something from a bush tucker trial?
    Koala penis
  • AddicksAddict
    AddicksAddict Posts: 15,841
    Yorkshire puddings don't go on a Christmas dinner.

    The plate's too small so it's badly presented.

    Where are the Brussels?

    I've got no problem with turkey leg - if that's what you like, that's would you should have.

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