Rate My Plate 2019 - Exhibit D - Lee Greene

AFKABartram

Mark out of 10 and any comment you feel necessary!

MrOneLung

WTF is this ?

It is meant to be Xmas dinner. 

The plate obviously a gift from someone who doesn’t like you.  

Huskaris

Disgrace. 

I cooked for 2 vegetarians yesterday and at least did them an exciting puff pastry pie. 

Looks like someone raided Iceland on Christmas Eve. 

1/10

AFKABartram

Where do you start...

Fairly sure if Chernobyl started doing roast dinners, this wouldn’t be far off...

LouisMend

feel like I’m looking at some weird magic eye trick and if I look long enough, a dinner might appear.  

Bedsaddick

Wouldn’t give my dogs that - Vegan muck 

AFKABartram

Is the plate being served on an ironing board?

This looks like the type of house if on Through the Keyhole you’d be expecting an old spinster with 72 cats. Most, I’d guess, with starvation issues out of choice.

O-Randy-Hunt

i_b_b_o_r_g

A point for the crockery. The "meat" looks like something the dog brought up, ate again, then brought up again

se9addick

Green peas? Served on sunflower plates?

this is a crime against the baby Jesus. 

AFKABartram

i_b_b_o_r_g said:

A point for the crockery. 

Awarded or deducted??

Huskaris

Look on the bright side, at least you can use the excuse there's no knives and forks there to skip dinner. 

Davo55

Needs an animal or two

roseandcrown

Looks like it’s dished up on Noel Edmonds shirt 

O-Randy-Hunt

Thanks for reminding me never to go vegan

Dazzler21

Vibrant but what on earth is that musg, if it's the Vegan alt then i only need to ask how it tasted.

i_b_b_o_r_g

AFKABartram said:

i_b_b_o_r_g said:

A point for the crockery. 

Awarded or deducted??

The food clashes with the plate, the plate clashes with the place mat, the place mat clashes with the table cloth. 

Proof that veganism makes you go blind 

sam3110

Holy hell, that is without doubt the worst attempt at a roast I have ever seen.

Stick to lettuce leaves next time

cabbles

The plate is the biggest problem here 

carly burn

Yes. The plate.
Would be more akin to some jerk chicken and some lime and coriander rice!

If I may ask, what wine did you serve with this?

Malibu?

_MrDick

Not for me. If it was art, it would be minimalistic 

North Lower Neil

I don't understand. 

And why is it being eaten on a car seat whilst sitting it the footwell? 

1905

I needed to wear sunglasses in order to score that mess

EveshamAddick

Looks like a kid’s portion..

golfaddick

Again.....too much veg & stuff & hardly any meat. I appreciate that its probably under all the other stuff .....but it's a xmas dinner so at least show a bit of Turkey  !!

Carter

I'm genuinely sorry to bring the posting back to violent bowel movements but that's all I can think of here, that glorious calypso of a plate that screams 1978 does a hardy turn at pulling my eyes away from the act of vandalism taken place upon it however ultimately fails. 

I genuinely feel for whoever that was intended for, the cook does not like you

up_the_valley

Not bad for a starter

Athletico Charlton

Confused.com

ricky_otto

Only one place for that -The Bin

MrOneLung

MrOneLung said:

WTF is this ?

It is meant to be Xmas dinner. 

The plate obviously a gift from someone who doesn’t like you.  

The more I look at this the more uncomfortable I become. 

This would cause an outcry at the silent retreat sillavNitram is attending 

AFKABartram

@Anna_Kissed took one look at this, put his coat on and went and bought a Donner kebab and some Morley’s chicken