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Rate My Plate 2019 - Exhibit D - Lee Greene

AFKABartram
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  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,827
    WTF is this ?
    It is meant to be Xmas dinner. 

    The plate obviously a gift from someone who doesn’t like you.  
  • Huskaris
    Huskaris Posts: 9,842
    Disgrace. 

    I cooked for 2 vegetarians yesterday and at least did them an exciting puff pastry pie. 

    Looks like someone raided Iceland on Christmas Eve. 

    1/10
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,820
    Where do you start...

    Fairly sure if Chernobyl started doing roast dinners, this wouldn’t be far off...

  • LouisMend
    LouisMend Posts: 5,446
    feel like I’m looking at some weird magic eye trick and if I look long enough, a dinner might appear.  
  • Bedsaddick
    Bedsaddick Posts: 24,722
    Wouldn’t give my dogs that - Vegan muck 
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,820
    Is the plate being served on an ironing board?

    This looks like the type of house if on Through the Keyhole you’d be expecting an old spinster with 72 cats. Most, I’d guess, with starvation issues out of choice.
  • O-Randy-Hunt
    O-Randy-Hunt Posts: 10,626

  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    A point for the crockery. The "meat" looks like something the dog brought up, ate again, then brought up again
  • se9addick
    se9addick Posts: 32,030
    edited December 2019
    Green peas? Served on sunflower plates?

    this is a crime against the baby Jesus. 
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,820
    i_b_b_o_r_g said:
    A point for the crockery. 
    Awarded or deducted??
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  • Huskaris
    Huskaris Posts: 9,842
    Look on the bright side, at least you can use the excuse there's no knives and forks there to skip dinner. 
  • Davo55
    Davo55 Posts: 7,836
    Needs an animal or two
  • roseandcrown
    roseandcrown Posts: 7,587
    Looks like it’s dished up on Noel Edmonds shirt 
  • O-Randy-Hunt
    O-Randy-Hunt Posts: 10,626
    Thanks for reminding me never to go vegan
  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,343
    Vibrant but what on earth is that musg, if it's the Vegan alt then i only need to ask how it tasted.
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    edited December 2019
    AFKABartram said:
    i_b_b_o_r_g said:
    A point for the crockery. 
    Awarded or deducted??
    The food clashes with the plate, the plate clashes with the place mat, the place mat clashes with the table cloth. 

    Proof that veganism makes you go blind 
  • sam3110
    sam3110 Posts: 21,238
    Holy hell, that is without doubt the worst attempt at a roast I have ever seen.

    Stick to lettuce leaves next time
  • cabbles
    cabbles Posts: 15,254
    The plate is the biggest problem here 
  • carly burn
    carly burn Posts: 19,453
    edited December 2019
    Yes. The plate.
    Would be more akin to some jerk chicken and some lime and coriander rice!

    If I may ask, what wine did you serve with this?

    Malibu?
  • _MrDick
    _MrDick Posts: 13,103
    Not for me. If it was art, it would be minimalistic 
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  • North Lower Neil
    North Lower Neil Posts: 22,942
    I don't understand. 

    And why is it being eaten on a car seat whilst sitting it the footwell? 
  • 1905
    1905 Posts: 2,751
    I needed to wear sunglasses in order to score that mess
  • EveshamAddick
    EveshamAddick Posts: 7,013
    Looks like a kid’s portion..
  • golfaddick
    golfaddick Posts: 33,613
    Again.....too much veg & stuff & hardly any meat. I appreciate that its probably under all the other stuff .....but it's a xmas dinner so at least show a bit of Turkey  !!
  • Carter
    Carter Posts: 14,240
    I'm genuinely sorry to bring the posting back to violent bowel movements but that's all I can think of here, that glorious calypso of a plate that screams 1978 does a hardy turn at pulling my eyes away from the act of vandalism taken place upon it however ultimately fails. 

    I genuinely feel for whoever that was intended for, the cook does not like you
  • up_the_valley
    up_the_valley Posts: 4,186
    Not bad for a starter
  • Athletico Charlton
    Athletico Charlton Posts: 14,272
    Confused.com
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    Only one place for that -The Bin
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,827
    edited December 2019
    MrOneLung said:
    WTF is this ?
    It is meant to be Xmas dinner. 

    The plate obviously a gift from someone who doesn’t like you.  
    The more I look at this the more uncomfortable I become. 

    This would cause an outcry at the silent retreat sillavNitram is attending 
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,820
    @Anna_Kissed took one look at this, put his coat on and went and bought a Donner kebab and some Morley’s chicken 

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