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Rate My Plate 2019 - Exhibit E - Lewis Ham

AFKABartram
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Rate My Plate 2019 - Exhibit E - Lewis Ham 136 votes

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  • carly burn
    carly burn Posts: 19,453
    4
    I believe there are new potatoes on that plate? I'll let it slide but that would normally mean instant disqualification.
  • sirjohnhumphrey
    sirjohnhumphrey Posts: 1,859
    10
    AFKA
    I believes that’s my plate( and roasties not newies)
    👍
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    5
    Was gonna a 6, but docked a point for lack of roast potatoes
  • se9addick
    se9addick Posts: 32,030
    4
    Nah mate
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,820
    6
    sirjohnhumphrey said:
    AFKA
    I believes that’s my plate( and roasties not newies)
    👍
    Not sure you’ve got the hang of this false name malarkey chief...
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,820
    6
    Was that a tea spoon of turkey or a tablespoon?

    Good of the owner to let their cat sick up all over the bottom left of the plate
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,827
    8
    accidentally clicked on 8 and don’t think I can amend to my intended 5. 

    Just looks bit insipid. 
  • Huskaris
    Huskaris Posts: 9,842
    3
    Looks like a variety of different pastes on a plate, perfect for those with digestion issues. 

    3/10, but a 4 for anyone over 80 on a soft diet. 
  • Bedsaddick
    Bedsaddick Posts: 24,722
    1
    Where’s the meat?  . I never trust a roast that had no colour . 
  • roseandcrown
    roseandcrown Posts: 7,587
    6
    potato’s let the plate down 
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  • Davo55
    Davo55 Posts: 7,836
    edited December 2019
    4
    Red cabbage AND sprouts? Heathen.

    You'd be farting your way right through til February.
  • stonemuse
    stonemuse Posts: 33,991
    3
    Davo55 said:
    Red cabbage AND sprouts? Heathen.
    That’s about the only part I don’t mind. 
  • sam3110
    sam3110 Posts: 21,238
    4
    Where's the bloody meat?! 

    Meal looks rather toothless, and judging by the soft nature of the meal I suspect the eater is too
  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,343
    2
    Good selection but colourless, overcooked in several places.
  • Davo55
    Davo55 Posts: 7,836
    4
    stonemuse said:
    Davo55 said:
    Red cabbage AND sprouts? Heathen.
    That’s about the only part I don’t mind. 
    Knew you was a wrong 'un  ;)
  • O-Randy-Hunt
    O-Randy-Hunt Posts: 10,626
    2
    Even the Guinea pigs are trying not to giggle at that
  • cabbles
    cabbles Posts: 15,254
    6
    I can’t see any Turkey 
  • sirjohnhumphrey
    sirjohnhumphrey Posts: 1,859
    10
    AFKABartram said:
    sirjohnhumphrey said:
    AFKA
    I believes that’s my plate( and roasties not newies)
    👍
    Not sure you’ve got the hang of this false name malarkey chief...
    🤪
  • Athletico Charlton
    Athletico Charlton Posts: 14,272
    edited December 2019
    Well I think it looks fab.  Am giving benefit that meat is below. Making me hungry again.  I pressed 7 but it has not come through.
  • _MrDick
    _MrDick Posts: 13,103
    I’m sure it tasted very nice 
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  • North Lower Neil
    North Lower Neil Posts: 22,942
    3
    To be fair, the kitchen staff at the retirement home are doing their best and working on Christmas Day, plus the residents all need it all to be soft on their teeth. 
  • shine166
    shine166 Posts: 13,914
    7
    If they are roasties I'd reccomend cooking them 
  • 1905
    1905 Posts: 2,751
    4
    Someone has sneezed top left, and cum top right. 
  • PaddyP17
    PaddyP17 Posts: 13,035
    6
    I'm regretting the 6 I've dished out. Looks like half of it has been chewed and put back on the plate. 
  • golfaddick
    golfaddick Posts: 33,613
    5/10.

    Jeez....they just get worse & worse. So anemic looking. 

    Really wish I had taken a pic of mine now. Problem was I was so f**king hungry I couldn't be botherd to get my phone.
  • Carter
    Carter Posts: 14,240
    3
    Is this the new, artisanal method of festive food preparation? Chew it up and gob it back on the plate like nana used to, at least the false teeth are hidden by the sweated potatoes and circumcised penis items.

    Christmas is a time to feel sorry for those less fortunate and at the moment I have those thoughts for the diner. The tin of black eyed beans I broke my fast with this morning was more appetising and they looked like the residue from prince Phillip's last bout of bronchitis. Had the same texture too
  • rina
    rina Posts: 2,334
    4
    why have roast potatoes if you're not going to bother roasting them?
  • McBobbin
    McBobbin Posts: 12,051
    edited December 2019
    6
    Marks off for those potatoes, otherwise a valiant effort
  • North Lower Neil
    North Lower Neil Posts: 22,942
    3
    Oh and who doesn't include carrots?! 
  • cantersaddick
    cantersaddick Posts: 16,907
    2
    Dreadful

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