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Rate My Plate 2019 - Links Index (LAST BATCH 16- 20 added to opening post)

AFKABartram
AFKABartram Posts: 57,820
edited December 2019 in Fun, Jokes & Captions
Links to all 20 of the final entrants now up, voting to run until Monday before revealing the real usernames behind each plate.

Be fair with your markings and brutal with your comments! :-)

A - https://forum.charltonlife.com/discussion/87754/rate-my-plate-2019-exhibit-a-becky-heath

B - https://forum.charltonlife.com/discussion/87755/rate-my-plate-2019-exhibit-b-ron-lee

C - https://forum.charltonlife.com/discussion/87756/rate-my-plate-2019-exhibit-c-barnie-hurst

D - https://forum.charltonlife.com/discussion/87757/rate-my-plate-2019-exhibit-d-lee-greene

E - https://forum.charltonlife.com/discussion/87758/rate-my-plate-2019-exhibit-e-lewis-ham

F - https://forum.charltonlife.com/discussion/87771/rate-my-plate-2019-exhibit-f-will-ling

G - https://forum.charltonlife.com/discussion/87772/rate-my-plate-2019-exhibit-g-albie-park

H - https://forum.charltonlife.com/discussion/87773/rate-my-plate-2019-exhibit-h-bart-ford

I - https://forum.charltonlife.com/discussion/87774/rate-my-plate-2019-exhibit-i-kitt-brooke

J - https://forum.charltonlife.com/discussion/87775/rate-my-plate-2019-exhibit-j-maisie-hill

K - https://forum.charltonlife.com/discussion/87780/rate-my-plate-2019-exhibit-k-gwen-ridge

L - https://forum.charltonlife.com/discussion/87781/rate-my-plate-2019-exhibit-l-bella-vadeer

M - https://forum.charltonlife.com/discussion/87782/rate-my-plate-2019-exhibit-m-huw-cross

N - https://forum.charltonlife.com/discussion/87783/rate-my-plate-2019-exhibit-n-abbie-woods

O - https://forum.charltonlife.com/discussion/87784/rate-my-plate-2019-exhibit-o-tim-smeed

P - https://forum.charltonlife.com/discussion/87791/rate-my-plate-2019-exhibit-p-eva-green

Q - https://forum.charltonlife.com/discussion/87792/rate-my-plate-2019-exhibit-q-mac-heath

R - https://forum.charltonlife.com/discussion/87793/rate-my-plate-2019-exhibit-r-roy-alloak

S - https://forum.charltonlife.com/discussion/87794/rate-my-plate-2019-exhibit-s-rose-denmark

T - https://forum.charltonlife.com/discussion/87795/rate-my-plate-2019-exhibit-t-wyatt-swan

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Comments

  • stonemuse
    stonemuse Posts: 33,991
    Not very impressed with any of A to E
  • mendonca
    mendonca Posts: 9,405
    Next lot please
  • Great thread 
  • stonemuse
    stonemuse Posts: 33,991
    Great thread 
    Definitely one of the great threads ... terrific idea. 
  • Davo55
    Davo55 Posts: 7,836
    I’ve been crying with laughter. Some of the comments!
  • Taxi_Lad
    Taxi_Lad Posts: 3,766
    some top notch comments for some less than top notch plates. Personally think none of these touch mine but we’ll see. (My Mrs is waiting for your critic, be kind)
  • I forgot to do mine, then thought it didn't look that great anyway. 

    In hindsight I needn't have worried. 
  • They all hurt my eyes
  • golfaddick
    golfaddick Posts: 33,614
    edited December 2019
    Awful. Either some people just can't cook or they are happy eating slops.

    I really wish that I had photo'd mine now. So much better than what's been posted so far. Ok, I didn't do spouts (cant stand them) but I had turkey & gammon, lovely roasties, pigs in blankets as well as a couple of chipolatas,  4 veg(collie, broccoli, carrots & beans) topped off with stuffing.

    Ate the whole lot....clean plate. Wouldnt eat half of the 5 served up so far.

    Ps. Cooked it all myself too.
  • Chef_addick
    Chef_addick Posts: 2,196
    Lack of colour on most roast potatoes, some Yorkies and stuffing don't look home made, lack of gravy on all, whilst they may have tasted good they look bang average.
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  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,820
    And what do you know eh, err, @Chef_addick

  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,820
    edited December 2019
    Next batch will be up this evening with links added to opening post. Suspect a few are regretting sending in now!
  • Does no-one know how to do crispy roast potatoes?
  • Awful. Either some people just can't cook or they are happy eating slops.

    I really wish that I had photo'd mine now. So much better than what's been posted so far. Ok, I didn't do spouts (cant stand them) but I had turkey & gammon, lovely roasties, pigs in blankets as well as a couple of chipolatas,  4 veg(collie, broccoli, carrots & beans) topped off with stuffing.

    Ate the whole lot....clean plate. Wouldnt eat half of the 5 served up so far.

    Ps. Cooked it all myself too.
    Gotta do sprouts at Xmas even if you or no one else likes them.

    Did the kids get to eat any?
  • Taxi_Lad
    Taxi_Lad Posts: 3,766
    Does no-one know how to do crispy roast potatoes?
    Once parboiled, make sure they are fluffed around the edges before adding to the roasting tin. We always use lard.... old skool 
  • Callumcafc
    Callumcafc Posts: 63,749
    These are hilarious. Brilliant.
  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,343
    Are the names on purpose?

    Becky Heath from Bexley Heath
    Lewis Ham from Lewisham
    Barnie Hurst from Barnshurst


    Ron Lee (no idea) 
    Lee Greene from Lea Green?
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,820
    You’re sharp today Dazzler, there’s no fooling you Columbo :-)
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,820
    Ron Lee- Bromley
  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,343
    You’re sharp today Dazzler, there’s no fooling you Columbo :-)
    Currently at home with the flu and strep throat. 

    Sometimes you question things that would seem obvious on another day.
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  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    stonemuse said:
    Not very impressed with any of A to E
    Agreed. I should imagine foxes would turn their nose up at most of it. 
  • kimbo
    kimbo Posts: 2,995
    This thread is hilarious. Forgot to send a photo of mine but will say my vegan Mhancha a la Jamie Oliver looked much better than the vegan plate 
  • Forgot to take a picture of mine but it looked and tasted great. Cooked it all meself. Slice each of turkey, beef, gammon, nicely coloured roasties, sausage meat stuffing, pigs in blankets, cauli cheese, braised celery and carrots, red cabbage, delicious gravy, even a Yorkie as had to do them to please my son's partner.
  • Oh yeah! And sprouts with pancettta
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,820
    @thai malaysia addick

    stop posting up my names!!!
  • thai malaysia addick
    thai malaysia addick Posts: 18,332
    edited December 2019
    @thai malaysia addick

    stop posting up my names!!!
    Oops. That’s why. Too late. They’re copyrighted 
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,820
    Next batch of 5 added.

    Next 5 will Be this evening
  • sam3110
    sam3110 Posts: 21,238
    No pic on exhibit H chief
  • Fumbluff
    Fumbluff Posts: 10,121
    It seems plate H is being unfairly penalised because of a computer error and to think that @AFKABartram works in I.T. Tsk
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,820
    sam3110 said:
    No pic on exhibit H chief
    Now added, cheers