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Rate My Plate 2019 - Exhibit F - Will Ling

AFKABartram
AFKABartram Posts: 57,820
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Rate My Plate 2019 - Exhibit F - Will Ling 102 votes

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4% 5 votes
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2% 3 votes
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7% 8 votes
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11% 12 votes
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15% 16 votes
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17% 18 votes
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26% 27 votes
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7% 8 votes
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3% 4 votes
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0% 1 vote
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  • sam3110
    sam3110 Posts: 21,237
    I know it's about the plate but that cutlery is an abomination. Also wondering why the turkey seems to have a pimple
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    Nice looking home cooked food
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,018
    I'm a little worried where the meat came from given that Sweeney Todds' cut-throat razor is on the table.
  • IdleHans
    IdleHans Posts: 10,956
    What's there looks pretty good, but it's crying out for gravy, carrots and parsnips
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,827
    I start from a position of a solid 7, then add a point for the no frills simplicity, but take away a point for no gravy and another point for the fact the turkey is of a size suitable for a weaning child.

    I will overlook the cutlery in this instance as dont think deserves 5 so overall a 6
  • stonemuse
    stonemuse Posts: 33,991
    Not bad that, best yet 
  • Cardinal Sin
    Cardinal Sin Posts: 5,233
    IdleHans said:
    What's there looks pretty good, but it's crying out for gravy, carrots and parsnips
    Gravy was a minute later.
  • 1905
    1905 Posts: 2,751
    Dry as a nuns thingy. 
  • Cardinal Sin
    Cardinal Sin Posts: 5,233
    MrOneLung said:
    I start from a position of a solid 7, then add a point for the no frills simplicity, but take away a point for no gravy and another point for the fact the turkey is of a size suitable for a weaning child.

    I will overlook the cutlery in this instance as dont think deserves 5 so overall a 6


    I am no weaning child. I was simply playing the long game and starting comfortably!

  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,827
    Cardinal Sin said:
    IdleHans said:
    What's there looks pretty good, but it's crying out for gravy, carrots and parsnips
    Gravy was a minute later.
    Anonymous cardinal, anonymous....
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  • Cardinal Sin
    Cardinal Sin Posts: 5,233
    Will Ling? I see what you did there AFKA.
  • Bedsaddick
    Bedsaddick Posts: 24,722
    Looks like a plate of food you’d get in an old people’s home .
  • Carter
    Carter Posts: 14,240
    A solid 7, see I return again to my great old uncles colon and the blood cake he left on the toilet floor that fateful day. Which fills me with nostalgia and not a small amount if fear as to what the bhronical pat is to the right of the plate 

    Another fairly explosive method of presentation and the lack of CharltonLife diners faith in bread sauce and cauliflower cheese disturbs me greatly. I imagine this one tasted quite nice 
  • O-Randy-Hunt
    O-Randy-Hunt Posts: 10,626
    Another one that loses a mark for no gravy.
     
    It still gets a 7 from me.


  • roseandcrown
    roseandcrown Posts: 7,587
    As inviting as a trip to Middlesbrough away on a wet Wednesday night 
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    edited December 2019
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  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,820
    Bedsaddick said:
    Looks like a plate of food you’d get in an old people’s home .
    That dry the absolute massacre of false teeth ending up on the plate would be horrendous. 

    Can almost hear this plate crying (dry tears) for moisture as if it had walked the Sahara.
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,820
    Is that some crazy feminine Swiss Army knife spoon at the top?
  • Huskaris
    Huskaris Posts: 9,842
    You seem to have the awful combination of terribly dry turkey, and no gravy. 

    Looks drier than crackers.

    5/10 because it seems to have some nice elements, but I'd want several pints at the table to help wash that down.
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,970
    State of that cutlery. Who knew Timmy Mallet was a charlton fan.
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  • North Lower Neil
    North Lower Neil Posts: 22,942
    Who likes sprouts but not carrots?!

    That said, decent effort. 
  • cafc_harry
    cafc_harry Posts: 3,359
    Do people actually not have gravy? 
  • MrLargo
    MrLargo Posts: 7,989
    Spuds and sprouts look good. Turkey needed a bit less in the oven. Not sure what's going on in the middle of the plate.

    Plus points for eating your dinner with a flick knife. 


  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,820
    And is it being served up on a table cloth version of this?


  • nth_london_addick
    nth_london_addick Posts: 35,919
    Decent meal decent set table a lot of those before this dish need to actually realise effort is required 
  • Cardinal Sin
    Cardinal Sin Posts: 5,233
    No comments on the haggis yet?
  • rina
    rina Posts: 2,334
    Not bad apart from the lack of gravy. slightly baffled by the presence of a flick knife to eat it with, presumably this was served up in one of the rougher parts of the country
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    ......and less said about the haggis the better

    😄
  • Wheresmeticket
    Wheresmeticket Posts: 17,304
    TV dinner
  • colthe3rd
    colthe3rd Posts: 8,486
    Drier than our new owner's back yard

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