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Rate My Plate 2019 - Exhibit F - Will Ling

AFKABartramAFKABartram
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Rate My Plate 2019 - Exhibit F - Will Ling 102 votes

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4% 5 votes
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2% 3 votes
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7% 8 votes
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11% 12 votes
5
15% 16 votes
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17% 18 votes
7
26% 27 votes
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7% 8 votes
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3% 4 votes
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0% 1 vote
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Comments

  • i_b_b_o_r_gi_b_b_o_r_g
    Nice looking home cooked food
  • StigStig
    I'm a little worried where the meat came from given that Sweeney Todds' cut-throat razor is on the table.
  • IdleHansIdleHans
    What's there looks pretty good, but it's crying out for gravy, carrots and parsnips
  • MrOneLungMrOneLung
    I start from a position of a solid 7, then add a point for the no frills simplicity, but take away a point for no gravy and another point for the fact the turkey is of a size suitable for a weaning child.

    I will overlook the cutlery in this instance as dont think deserves 5 so overall a 6
  • stonemusestonemuse
    Not bad that, best yet 
  • Cardinal SinCardinal Sin
    IdleHans said:
    What's there looks pretty good, but it's crying out for gravy, carrots and parsnips
    Gravy was a minute later.
  • 19051905
    Dry as a nuns thingy. 
  • Cardinal SinCardinal Sin
    MrOneLung said:
    I start from a position of a solid 7, then add a point for the no frills simplicity, but take away a point for no gravy and another point for the fact the turkey is of a size suitable for a weaning child.

    I will overlook the cutlery in this instance as dont think deserves 5 so overall a 6


    I am no weaning child. I was simply playing the long game and starting comfortably!

  • MrOneLungMrOneLung
    Cardinal Sin said:
    IdleHans said:
    What's there looks pretty good, but it's crying out for gravy, carrots and parsnips
    Gravy was a minute later.
    Anonymous cardinal, anonymous....
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  • Cardinal SinCardinal Sin
    Will Ling? I see what you did there AFKA.
  • BedsaddickBedsaddick
    Looks like a plate of food you’d get in an old people’s home .
  • CarterCarter
    A solid 7, see I return again to my great old uncles colon and the blood cake he left on the toilet floor that fateful day. Which fills me with nostalgia and not a small amount if fear as to what the bhronical pat is to the right of the plate 

    Another fairly explosive method of presentation and the lack of CharltonLife diners faith in bread sauce and cauliflower cheese disturbs me greatly. I imagine this one tasted quite nice 
  • O-Randy-HuntO-Randy-Hunt
    Another one that loses a mark for no gravy.
     
    It still gets a 7 from me.


  • roseandcrownroseandcrown
    As inviting as a trip to Middlesbrough away on a wet Wednesday night 
  • i_b_b_o_r_gi_b_b_o_r_g
    edited December 2019
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  • AFKABartramAFKABartram
    Bedsaddick said:
    Looks like a plate of food you’d get in an old people’s home .
    That dry the absolute massacre of false teeth ending up on the plate would be horrendous. 

    Can almost hear this plate crying (dry tears) for moisture as if it had walked the Sahara.
  • AFKABartramAFKABartram
    Is that some crazy feminine Swiss Army knife spoon at the top?
  • HuskarisHuskaris
    You seem to have the awful combination of terribly dry turkey, and no gravy. 

    Looks drier than crackers.

    5/10 because it seems to have some nice elements, but I'd want several pints at the table to help wash that down.
  • ValleyGaryValleyGary
    State of that cutlery. Who knew Timmy Mallet was a charlton fan.
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  • North Lower NeilNorth Lower Neil
    Who likes sprouts but not carrots?!

    That said, decent effort. 
  • cafc_harrycafc_harry
    Do people actually not have gravy? 
  • MrLargoMrLargo
    Spuds and sprouts look good. Turkey needed a bit less in the oven. Not sure what's going on in the middle of the plate.

    Plus points for eating your dinner with a flick knife. 


  • AFKABartramAFKABartram
    And is it being served up on a table cloth version of this?


  • nth_london_addicknth_london_addick
    Decent meal decent set table a lot of those before this dish need to actually realise effort is required 
  • Cardinal SinCardinal Sin
    No comments on the haggis yet?
  • rinarina
    Not bad apart from the lack of gravy. slightly baffled by the presence of a flick knife to eat it with, presumably this was served up in one of the rougher parts of the country
  • i_b_b_o_r_gi_b_b_o_r_g
    ......and less said about the haggis the better

    😄
  • WheresmeticketWheresmeticket
    TV dinner
  • colthe3rdcolthe3rd
    Drier than our new owner's back yard
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