You don't eat a meal like this you scoop it, handful by handful into your piggy gluttonous cock hole
I can forgive the apparent lack of gravy as clearly there is no space left on this food mountain to house any, besides that I imagine this heap requiring manual handling is as dry as it is to give the tablecloth a break from all the hand wiping about to take place on it
Can't fault the food. Confused that there's a fork but no knife and the fork is on the wrong side. Do we have a one-armed chef? Probably worth an extra point if so.
throw some gravy on that and I'll happily stuff myself with that plate of food. I may have to head off for a nap on the sofa before I've got room for xmas pud though
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Marked down for Yorkshire obviously
6/10 - food looks ok but far better to go back for seconds than to overfill a plate.
I can forgive the apparent lack of gravy as clearly there is no space left on this food mountain to house any, besides that I imagine this heap requiring manual handling is as dry as it is to give the tablecloth a break from all the hand wiping about to take place on it
It actually looks quite nice
Few quibbles, too many sprouts and a lack of carrots, anaemic Yorkshire pudding.
But the best so far.
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