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Rate My Plate 2019 - Exhibit H - Bart Ford

AFKABartram
AFKABartram Posts: 57,855
edited December 2019 in Fun, Jokes & Captions
Marks out of 10 and any comment you feel necessary 



Rate My Plate 2019 - Exhibit H - Bart Ford 107 votes

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Comments

  • Fumbluff
    Fumbluff Posts: 10,137
    Um.....
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    Is it me, or is there something missing from this one?
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,049
    I was left feeling a little hungry.
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,855
    Now added!
  • Charltonparklane
    Charltonparklane Posts: 5,786
    Best one so far imo
  • carly burn
    carly burn Posts: 19,482
    A good solid effort this.
    Marked down for Yorkshire obviously
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,882
    can we vote again ?


    6/10 - food looks ok but far better to go back for seconds than to overfill a plate.
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,049
    Wow, no wonder it was late to the table. It looks too heavy to lift!
  • 1905
    1905 Posts: 2,753
    Beer with Christmas dinner?  Millwall behaviour. Point dropped. 
  • Carter
    Carter Posts: 14,261
    You don't eat a meal like this you scoop it, handful by handful into your piggy gluttonous cock hole 

    I can forgive the apparent lack of gravy as clearly there is no space left on this food mountain to house any, besides that I imagine this heap requiring manual handling is as dry as it is to give the tablecloth a break from all the hand wiping about to take place on it 

    It actually looks quite nice 

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  • Bedsaddick
    Bedsaddick Posts: 24,769
    Far too busy 
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    Turkey looks like a jam rag
  • Charltonparklane
    Charltonparklane Posts: 5,786
    Has to be the smallest carrot in the world though
  • Cardinal Sin
    Cardinal Sin Posts: 5,233
    Feeling hungry again looking at this.
  • DoctorCharlton
    DoctorCharlton Posts: 2,463
    Without the gravy, that’s gonna be one incredibly dry roast dinner. 6 from me 
  • roseandcrown
    roseandcrown Posts: 7,589
    Not much to fault on this maybe lack of stuffing 
  • stonemuse
    stonemuse Posts: 34,028
    Now that one I do like ... best yet 
  • Huskaris
    Huskaris Posts: 9,855
    Best yet, great effort. 9/10
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    Best one so far by a long way.
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    @AFKABartram how many entries for this did you get mate?

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  • North Lower Neil
    North Lower Neil Posts: 22,973
    edited December 2019
    Good effort, that. 

    Few quibbles, too many sprouts and a lack of carrots, anaemic Yorkshire pudding. 

    But the best so far. 
  • MrLargo
    MrLargo Posts: 7,992
    Can't fault the food. Confused that there's a fork but no knife and the fork is on the wrong side. Do we have a one-armed chef? Probably worth an extra point if so.
  • nth_london_addick
    nth_london_addick Posts: 35,919
    Honey glazed veg it looks like so escalating up the point score Brussels over done and no lardons so lose the point Yorkshire is a disappointment 

    6-10
  • rina
    rina Posts: 2,334
    throw some gravy on that and I'll happily stuff myself with that plate of food. I may have to head off for a nap on the sofa before I've got room for xmas pud though
  • Wheresmeticket
    Wheresmeticket Posts: 17,304
    Horrible
  • cfgs
    cfgs Posts: 11,488
    Stuffing and gravy then it would be perfect or as near as possible.
  • MrWalker
    MrWalker Posts: 4,124
    Needs a few more carbs - more roasties would do it.
  • AddicksAddict
    AddicksAddict Posts: 15,816
    edited December 2019
    Overcooked, crowded, Yorkshire pudding, no gravy, what's that square thing at about 4 O'clock?  Other than that, OK.
  • Spikey
    Spikey Posts: 2
    Roasted carrots 👍
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,855

    Our 2019 Rate My Plate Winner

    With an average score of 7.01 from 103 votes

    Bart Ford was @Tom

    Congratulations Tom


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