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Rate My Plate 2019 - Exhibit I - Kitt Brooke

AFKABartram
AFKABartram Posts: 57,820
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Rate My Plate 2019 - Exhibit I - Kitt Brooke 99 votes

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Comments

  • IdleHans
    IdleHans Posts: 10,956
    Throw the Yorkshires away and there'd be room on the plate for the parsnips (which look spot on).
  • Carter
    Carter Posts: 14,240
    "fuck the family" mutters the chef under their breath as they open another tin of processed vegetables 
  • sam3110
    sam3110 Posts: 21,238
    Proper gravy that, the kind that congeals on the plate and if you leave it long enough, grows legs and walks off
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,827
    8 from me.

    I dont eat veg, but those carrots straight out of a microwave bag.
  • 1905
    1905 Posts: 2,751
    A gravy boat next time please?  - 50p from a charity shop. 
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,820
    Gravy looks thicker than Joey Essex on Mastermind 
  • Cardinal Sin
    Cardinal Sin Posts: 5,233
    Looks tasty. Let down a fraction by that shocking table-cloth and the plastic gravy bucket.
  • roseandcrown
    roseandcrown Posts: 7,587
    Veg let’s this down. 
  • O-Randy-Hunt
    O-Randy-Hunt Posts: 10,626
    An 8 for me. Spuds look spot on. Gravy a little on the thick side but better thick than thin imo.
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    Gravy served in Tupperware measuring jug? Didnt know Jim Royal posted on here
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  • carly burn
    carly burn Posts: 19,453
    Christ! That gravy.

    Did you pour it or carve it!
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,820
    Bet that table cloth gets on your tits for 51 weeks a year. Plastic jug indicates to me it’s a permanent fixture in this household
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    edited December 2019
    carly burn said:
    Christ! That gravy.

    Did you pour it or carve it!
    1 lump or 2?
  • Huskaris
    Huskaris Posts: 9,842
    Everything looks perfectly cooked. Thick gravy is my favourite. 

    Plastic jug as used in the week to rinse out your hair in the bath, and a gravy boat on the table. Proper use of a jug that.

    9/10. 
  • North Lower Neil
    North Lower Neil Posts: 22,942
    Freezer did a lot of work here. 

    That said, it's OK. 
  • MrLargo
    MrLargo Posts: 7,989
    There's a lot of good in this. Veg and plastic jug are the only let downs, and if you look around the edge of the plate it looks like its caught the crockery equivalent of chicken pox.
  • nth_london_addick
    nth_london_addick Posts: 35,919
    It’s edible and it’s got that sense of over cooked veg for those that don’t like to eat them 51 weeks a yr 

    but it’s a Christmas dinner it’s all there and you get a bonus point for the woolworths 1980 table cloth that was bought in the jan sales for 10p
  • rina
    rina Posts: 2,334
    would prefer to see more fresh ingredients and less straight from Iceland. however I wouldn't be unhappy to be served this one
  • Bedsaddick
    Bedsaddick Posts: 24,722
    Not bad . At least this one has plenty of gravy 
  • AllHailTheHen
    AllHailTheHen Posts: 3,063
    Look like this would taste good but the gravy looks like it has been squeezed out of a bottle
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  • Wheresmeticket
    Wheresmeticket Posts: 17,304
    Disgusting
  • AddicksAddict
    AddicksAddict Posts: 15,779
    Two fecking Yorkshires.  Oi, Kitt Brooke, No!

    Looks a mess.
  • ThreadKiller
    ThreadKiller Posts: 8,620
    One was too many Yorkshire puds
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,820

    Kitt Brooke with the seasonal table cloth was...

    @kidbrookeaddick

    7/20 - 6.08

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