Rate My Plate 2019 - Exhibit P - Eva Green

AFKABartram

Mark out of 10 and any comment you feel necessary!

MrOneLung

Food looks cooked nicely but plate is a bit ‘busy’ 

nth_london_addick

veg looks good but meat as dry as a nuns chuff

rina

let down by the ink splotches all over it

sam3110

Pork, gammon and beef all on one plate? 'kin hell

AFKABartram

More colour than Joseph’s technicolour coat. unfortunately the chef added up 18 colours from his colour chart, realised there was no black so randomly started flicking a Parker pen cartridge all over it. 

i_b_b_o_r_g

My first 10 that, looks like a real appetizing plate of food that

i_b_b_o_r_g

...plus anyone with mint sauce and horseradish sauce on the same plate deserves a 10 for gallantry

Off_it

Heather Green, surely?

i_b_b_o_r_g

Off_it said:

Heather Green, surely?

lol bet me to it

AFKABartram

i_b_b_o_r_g said:

My first 10 that, looks like a real appetizing plate of food that

Well you did have a newsagents so no surprise the ink-graffiti appeals to you

johnny73

Don't mind the look of this one but once again a dish let down by no yorkies! 7/10.

Bedsaddick

The best by far 👏🏻

carly burn

On the whole ok, but a lot going on here.
And that's just the stuff we can see.
Dread to think what's below the gravy line!

MrWalker

Saucy.

oohaahmortimer

Seriously , am I the only one who eats more than 3 roast potatoes ffs 
5-6 is what I’m looking at 
what’s all this 2 bollox 

AFKABartram

oohaahmortimer said:

Seriously , am I the only one who eats more than 3 roast potatoes ffs 
5-6 is what I’m looking at 
what’s all this 2 bollox 

A time my work Xmas lunch I got served two on my plate. I gave the chef a look and said “do I look like I can’t eat three roast potatoes?”. He said I could have more as long as I ate them. 

Ten minutes later he walked round to my table to see whether I’d ate them or not!

AddicksAddict

If I could work out what those random black lumps are, and if it had a decent number of roasties, I could have given it a ten.

AddicksAddict

oohaahmortimer said:

Seriously , am I the only one who eats more than 3 roast potatoes ffs 
5-6 is what I’m looking at 
what’s all this 2 bollox 

I'm a six to ten person myself.

AFKABartram

Our 2019 Runner Up, despite the ink splodges, Eva Green was...

@Sam3110

2/20 - 6.89

sam3110

If I stuck a couple more roasties on I'd have pinched it I reckon, but truth be told I prefer parnsips and wanted to have a slice of all 3 meats

orpingtonRED

sam3110 said:

Pork, gammon and beef all on one plate? 'kin hell

Did you purposely join in rating your own plate? Very cunning

AFKABartram

sam, what were the ink splodges?

orpingtonRED

Mint sauce i hope

Dazzler21

AFKABartram said:

sam, what were the ink splodges?

Mint sauce... Probably

sam3110

AFKABartram said:

sam, what were the ink splodges?

Mint sauce. No Yorkies as I forgot to make any batter and didn't have any frozen ones

nth_london_addick

Great effort 

AFKABartram

sam3110 said:

Pork, gammon and beef all on one plate? 'kin hell

:-)

mint sauce + apple sauce + horseraddish with that meat combo?