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One thing you’d like to see at The Valley when he goes.

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  • captainbobcaptainbob
    Vinegar in the urinals on his last day.
  • i_b_b_o_r_gi_b_b_o_r_g
    LargeAddick said:
    hot water in the bogs, bogs that flush, bogs with doors that lock.
    , free Glory Holes
  • LincsaddickLincsaddick
    evening kick offs at 19.30 like in the 'old days' .. (this is a EFL issue not a Duchatelet one)
  • ricky_ottoricky_otto
    Bidets - with inbuilt ashtrays. 

    Honestly think we should close the West stand and turn it in to a giant communal toilet full of bidets and TV Screens 
  • shine166shine166
    Mirrored cisterns in the NU bogs 
  • StigStig
    Myself
  • soapy_jonessoapy_jones
    A loverly statue of Roland just so we can remember the good times...
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  • SouthallAddickSouthallAddick
    Home win against Millwall. Not at the Valley, I’d like the away kit to be forever black and white.
  • Alex WrightAlex Wright
    The Who
    Bruce Springsteen
    Thunder
    and Van Halen.
  • GreenieGreenie
    Me.
  • Dazzler21Dazzler21
    i_b_b_o_r_g said:
    LargeAddick said:
    hot water in the bogs, bogs that flush, bogs with doors that lock.
    , free Glory Holes
    Just a reminder Men in Men's and Women in Women's.
  • Dazzler21Dazzler21
    SouthallAddick said:
    Home win against Millwall. 
    What's your first name again?
  • SantaClausSantaClaus
    Dazzler21 said:
    i_b_b_o_r_g said:
    LargeAddick said:
    hot water in the bogs, bogs that flush, bogs with doors that lock.
    , free Glory Holes
    Just a reminder Men in Men's and Women in Women's.
    That's enough of your regressive gender normative bile. 
  • The Prince-e-PaulThe Prince-e-Paul
    Alex Wright said:
    The Who
    Bruce Springsteen
    Thunder
    and Van Halen.
    Kiss as half-time entertainment doing 'Crazy Nights' on the pitch.
  • The Prince-e-PaulThe Prince-e-Paul
    edited December 2019
    Dazzler21 said:
    Match ball and new (fourth alt) kits parachuted in. Replicas of the CARD kit.
    CARD kit to be worn at Leeds on last game of the season and auctioned off for Upbeats or another CAFC endorsed charity. 
  • ElfsborgAddickElfsborgAddick
    SantaClaus said:
    An effigy of Roland and Katrien burnt in the West stand car park.

    The Liar bedsheet to be hung in the museum.
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  • RedroboRedrobo
    Cardinal Sin said:
    A statue, slightly smaller than the Mannekin Pis, of Roland Duchatelet (with duck-taped shoe) to commemorate his monumental lack of ambition for five whole years. It could be placed in the distant bogs up by the Laundry entrance and situated facing Belgium. Lest we forget....
    Maybe miniature statues placed in the urinals to improve aim?
  • Exiled_AddickExiled_Addick
    No knee braces. 
  • _MrDick_MrDick
    First match ... Football for a fiver
  • SantaClausSantaClaus
    _MrDick said:
    First match ... Football for a fiver
    Not until we're safe from relegation.
  • roseandcrownroseandcrown
    Danny Addick said:
    Brilliant food stalls outside the east that arrive with Roland and died very shortly after. 
    B city do this really well. Think they had a stall for every type of food 
  • iainmentiainment
    I also enjoyed watching the Jr Reds relay race against the away team kids.
  • ElfsborgAddickElfsborgAddick
    Valiantphil said:
    Put the away fans in the South corner of East Stand and allow standing for home fans in the JS.
    Good idea but plod would not allow it.
  • UEAAddickUEAAddick
    Better choice of lagers and ales in all concourses and lounges and at a more reasonable price
    More kiosks on the concourse with a proper queuing system. Seen it work at Norwich, with 25,000 fans, when I've been to a few games so no reason why we can't with smaller crowds
    Toilets done up 
    Any fan who emails the club asking for goal music to played to be blocked 

  • UEAAddickUEAAddick
    UEAAddick said:
    Better choice of lagers and ales in all concourses and lounges and at a more reasonable price
    More kiosks on the concourse with a proper queuing system. Seen it work at Norwich, with 25,000 fans, when I've been to a few games so no reason why we can't with smaller crowds
    Toilets done up 
    Any fan who emails the club asking for goal music to played to be blocked 

    Also a Jamaican food stand 
  • PopIconPopIcon
    Wet T-Shirt competitions, all the time.
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