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One thing you’d like to see at The Valley when he goes.

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    Vinegar in the urinals on his last day.
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    hot water in the bogs, bogs that flush, bogs with doors that lock.
    , free Glory Holes
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    evening kick offs at 19.30 like in the 'old days' .. (this is a EFL issue not a Duchatelet one)
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    Bidets - with inbuilt ashtrays. 

    Honestly think we should close the West stand and turn it in to a giant communal toilet full of bidets and TV Screens 
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    Mirrored cisterns in the NU bogs 
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    Myself
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    A loverly statue of Roland just so we can remember the good times...
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    Home win against Millwall. Not at the Valley, I’d like the away kit to be forever black and white.
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    The Who
    Bruce Springsteen
    Thunder
    and Van Halen.
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    Me.
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    hot water in the bogs, bogs that flush, bogs with doors that lock.
    , free Glory Holes
    Just a reminder Men in Men's and Women in Women's.
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    Home win against Millwall. 
    What's your first name again?
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    Dazzler21 said:
    hot water in the bogs, bogs that flush, bogs with doors that lock.
    , free Glory Holes
    Just a reminder Men in Men's and Women in Women's.
    That's enough of your regressive gender normative bile. 
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    The Who
    Bruce Springsteen
    Thunder
    and Van Halen.
    Kiss as half-time entertainment doing 'Crazy Nights' on the pitch.
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    edited December 2019
    Dazzler21 said:
    Match ball and new (fourth alt) kits parachuted in. Replicas of the CARD kit.
    CARD kit to be worn at Leeds on last game of the season and auctioned off for Upbeats or another CAFC endorsed charity. 
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    An effigy of Roland and Katrien burnt in the West stand car park.

    The Liar bedsheet to be hung in the museum.
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    A statue, slightly smaller than the Mannekin Pis, of Roland Duchatelet (with duck-taped shoe) to commemorate his monumental lack of ambition for five whole years. It could be placed in the distant bogs up by the Laundry entrance and situated facing Belgium. Lest we forget....
    Maybe miniature statues placed in the urinals to improve aim?
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    No knee braces. 
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    First match ... Football for a fiver
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    _MrDick said:
    First match ... Football for a fiver
    Not until we're safe from relegation.
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    Brilliant food stalls outside the east that arrive with Roland and died very shortly after. 
    B city do this really well. Think they had a stall for every type of food 
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    I also enjoyed watching the Jr Reds relay race against the away team kids.
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    Put the away fans in the South corner of East Stand and allow standing for home fans in the JS.
    Good idea but plod would not allow it.
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    Better choice of lagers and ales in all concourses and lounges and at a more reasonable price
    More kiosks on the concourse with a proper queuing system. Seen it work at Norwich, with 25,000 fans, when I've been to a few games so no reason why we can't with smaller crowds
    Toilets done up 
    Any fan who emails the club asking for goal music to played to be blocked 

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    UEAAddick said:
    Better choice of lagers and ales in all concourses and lounges and at a more reasonable price
    More kiosks on the concourse with a proper queuing system. Seen it work at Norwich, with 25,000 fans, when I've been to a few games so no reason why we can't with smaller crowds
    Toilets done up 
    Any fan who emails the club asking for goal music to played to be blocked 

    Also a Jamaican food stand 
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    Wet T-Shirt competitions, all the time.
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