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Song for Nimer

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  • The "Woke up this morning,feeling fine.." song but with the last line now---
    Something tells me Nimer is something gooood
  • Bye bye to poverty, we’ve got His Excellency,
    Time to make lots of bids, with Tahnoons multi million quids


    (to the tune of la Donna e mobile)
  • Tahnoon Nimer
    Whoohoo
    Tahnoon Nimer
    Whoohoo
    He come from the Emirates 
    He fucking hates Milwwall

    Ok might need a bit of tweaking:)
  • edited January 2020
    His Excellency, wherever he may be, he helped Zheng Zi sell dvds.

    Now hes really rich, and he brought a football team

    And he will lead Charlton to the premier league. 
  • Tahnoon had a dream
    To build a football team
    With a fat fucking wallet he signed them all on perms
    Big virg at the back
    And Neymar in attack
    We're Charlton Athletic 
    We're on our way BACK
  • Not sure we've quite got it yet. 
    Anymore?
  • edited January 2020
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  • Oh Tahnoon Nimer you’re the love of my life..........
    I want a keffiyeh too! 
  • edited January 2020
    Stand up,if you love Nimer,
    Stand up,if you love Nimer,
    Stand up,if you love Numer,
    Stand up,if you love Nimer......................
    Like that. Nice and simple. 
    Not 100% sure I’m ready for that level of praise, after a few weeks of ownership? I’d probably stand up anyway though. He certainly deserves a warm welcome at The Valley. 
  • I’ve just knocked up this masterpiece (with a little help from The Beautiful South)
    Enjoy....


    We love you from the bottom, of our pencil case
    We love you in the games, we draw and win
    Love you because, you put us in our rightful place
    And we love the cash & cheques
    That you bring
    Cheap, never cheap
    We’ll sing you songs till you're asleep
    Up the football league we’ll creep
    Whilst Millwall go down, down, down, down
    Oh Roley, oh Katrien oh Tony, oh Tom
    We threw so many Taxi’s at you
    We forget your names, we forget your names
    Christophe LePoint, Anil Koc, Polish-Pete, Duchatelet, Yohann, too
    We forget your names
    Christophe LePoint, Anil Koc, Polish-Pete, Duchatelet, Yohann, too
    We forget your names
  • This is on par with daily @ing matt southall on twitter for updates on why we haven’t bought ronaldo yet 
  • I hate to say the obvious ?
    But unless your going to have rehearsals for six weeks and call Gareth Malone in, it may be best to keep the lyrics simple.

    Having song sheets may be a step too far.
  • @CAFCsayer falafel and shisha song has my vote so far 
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  • Very good effort SuedeAdidas, your use of ABCB on your musical stanza is impressive,
    But when Matt Southall translates your lyrics and the description of his headwear  to HE I would image he will put the club up for sale and buy Millwall instead.
  • To the tune of my old man’s a dustman....

    Nimer is our owner,
    He wears a ghutra hat,
    He’s now seen us play more times,
    Than the last fucking useless twat. 
    Better? 
  • And here's to you, your excellency
    Charlton fans loves you more than you will know
    Whoa, whoa, whoa
    We bless you, please, Tahnoon Nimer
    Charlton holds a place for those who Care
    Hey, hey, hey
    Hey, hey, hey
    We'd like to know a little bit about you for our files
    We'd like to help you learn to splash the cash
    Look around you all you see are sympathetic eyes
    Stroll around the ground until you feel at home

  • Fumbluff said:
    I’ve just knocked up this masterpiece (with a little help from The Beautiful South)
    Enjoy....


    We love you from the bottom, of our pencil case
    We love you in the games, we draw and win
    Love you because, you put us in our rightful place
    And we love the cash & cheques
    That you bring
    Cheap, never cheap
    We’ll sing you songs till you're asleep
    Up the football league we’ll creep
    Whilst Millwall go down, down, down, down
    Oh Roley, oh Katrien oh Tony, oh Tom
    We threw so many Taxi’s at you
    We forget your names, we forget your names
    Christophe LePoint, Anil Koc, Polish-Pete, Duchatelet, Yohann, too
    We forget your names
    Christophe LePoint, Anil Koc, Polish-Pete, Duchatelet, Yohann, too
    We forget your names
    Wtf  :-)
    You’re right, the line with all the shitty players names in doesn’t scan very well. 
    Was there a crap player whose name rhymed with “too”?
  • Tahnoon had a dream 
    to buy a football team
    got loads of money, didn’t have to get any loan
    Cut Southall some slack
    Give Roland the flack
    We’re Charlton Athletic
    We’re on our way back. 
  • edited January 2020
    Fumbluff said:
    Fumbluff said:
    I’ve just knocked up this masterpiece (with a little help from The Beautiful South)
    Enjoy....


    We love you from the bottom, of our pencil case
    We love you in the games, we draw and win
    Love you because, you put us in our rightful place
    And we love the cash & cheques
    That you bring
    Cheap, never cheap
    We’ll sing you songs till you're asleep
    Up the football league we’ll creep
    Whilst Millwall go down, down, down, down
    Oh Roley, oh Katrien oh Tony, oh Tom
    We threw so many Taxi’s at you
    We forget your names, we forget your names
    Christophe LePoint, Anil Koc, Polish-Pete, Duchatelet, Yohann, too
    We forget your names
    Christophe LePoint, Anil Koc, Polish-Pete, Duchatelet, Yohann, too
    We forget your names
    Wtf  :-)
    You’re right, the line with all the shitty players names in doesn’t scan very well. 
    Was there a crap player whose name rhymed with “too”?
    Novak rhymes with Cack. 


  • Oh Tahnoon Nimer, you are the love of my life,
    Oh Tahnoon Nimer, I'll let you shag my wives,
    Oh Tahnoon Nimer, I want lots of dosh tooooo...
  • PaddyP17 said:
    Oh Tahnoon Nimer, you are the love of my life,
    Oh Tahnoon Nimer, I'll let you shag my wives,
    Oh Tahnoon Nimer, I want lots of dosh tooooo...
    Ok Paddy, thanks for your effort, it has lots of comedic value and we will run this past Matt when he flies back from Barcelona.

    Hi Paddy, after running this past Matt, we have made some alterations:
     
    Oh Tahnoon Nimer, you are the love of my life,
    Oh Tahnoon Nimer, you are the love of my life,
    Oh Tahnoon Nimer, you are the love of my life.
  • Abu Dhabi
    Abu Dhabi
    We've got The Nimer
    Tahnoon Nimer
    And we're gonna be fucking massive
  • edited January 2020
    CAFCsayer said:
    Niiiiiiimer, wherever you may be, 
    You pump oil in your home country, 
    But it could be worse, 
    You could be Millwall, 
    Selling crack at a primary school 
    I was thinking along similar lines but went with...

    Niiiiimer, wherever you may be,
    You pump oil in your home country,
    It could be worse, 
    You could be the scum,
    Out on the rob with their gap-tooth mum
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