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Caption Comp .. Orrible Andrew and Koo

Lincsaddick
Lincsaddick Posts: 32,406
edited January 2020 in Fun, Jokes & Captions
Koo Stark is Prince Andrews ex-girlfriend

Says Andrew

I won't tell you again, get upstairs and put on that schoolgirl uniform mummy bought you

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  • IdleHans
    IdleHans Posts: 11,005
    I'm not clear who's meant to be saying that
  • Lincsaddick
    Lincsaddick Posts: 32,406
    IdleHans said:
    I'm not clear who's meant to be saying that
    take a wild guess ((:>)
  • Lincsaddick
    Lincsaddick Posts: 32,406
    IdleHans said:
    I'm not clear who's meant to be saying that
    edited to clear any confusion
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 95,048
    Andrew: Look I've told you plenty of times, there is nothing wrong with being unable to sweat!!
  • addix
    addix Posts: 1,192
    I've no idea who she is, either, but if we stare at each other long enough, maybe she'll bugger off and talk to Harvey.
  • IdleHans
    IdleHans Posts: 11,005
    Lincsaddick said:
    IdleHans said:
    I'm not clear who's meant to be saying that
    edited to clear any confusion
    I've lost concentration now
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,641
    You left me for that fat ginger slag? I bet she f*****g sweats.
  • kigelia
    kigelia Posts: 2,582
    pull my finger
  • cafc375
    cafc375 Posts: 350
    Fancy a Pizza Express?
  • letthegoodtimesroll
    letthegoodtimesroll Posts: 10,694
    edited February 2020
    Prince Andrew gives her the point as the penny finally drops when Miss Stark gives him  a clue to the name of the Paul Newman prison film where he ate all the eggs... ‘Koo hand look’ 



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  • mickc
    mickc Posts: 573
     "Now Koo I know I'm not perfect but Roland made way more mistakes than me"
  • floydroadfaithfull
    floydroadfaithfull Posts: 4,778
    Would ya
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,641
    Koo “you’ll find it easier if you use the middle finger”
  • shine166
    shine166 Posts: 13,939
    Too old 
  • Horsfield9
    Horsfield9 Posts: 3,082
    Now listen ...... I've told you before , I'm not a fucking waiter ok !
  • AddicksAddict
    AddicksAddict Posts: 15,859
    “And I was, like, no way am I gonna recruit a bunch of, like, seventeen year olds.  And he was, like, but it’s for your old mucka Andy. So I was, like, “Oh, OK then”.”

     “That’s the spirit.”
  • Hartleypete
    Hartleypete Posts: 4,706
    Who's Tony.
  • Blackheathen
    Blackheathen Posts: 6,670
    You’re too old for me but I’ve got a brother who might be interested.
  • No.1 in South London
    No.1 in South London Posts: 3,970
    Koo "can you tell that stupid woman that I am not Sarah Brightman and you are not Andrew Lloyd Webber"
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,141
    Koo: Boody hell, it's hot in here. I'm sweating like a paedo at a scouts meeting. 

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  • Hal1x
    Hal1x Posts: 4,265
    edited February 2020
    Im sorry Koo I cant marry you, apparently it would cause too much press coverage and I need to maintain a low profile and avoid involvement in any sort of royal scandal.
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,825
    They say you had 10,000 men.
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,641
    Why do all royals have fucking awful hair styles
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,825
    DaveMehmet said:
    Why do all royals have fucking awful hair styles
    Something to do with their crowns.

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