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paulie8290
paulie8290 Posts: 23,345
in Fun, Jokes & Captions

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  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,690
    Don't look at her tits.
  • EricBanterna
    EricBanterna Posts: 1,740
    They say my head is massive, but those are something else 
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,613
    Soapy tit wank.... Sorry,  did I just say that out loud?
  • Lincsaddick
    Lincsaddick Posts: 32,369
    never mind the result .. get them beauties out for me
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,613
    Man Utd have had their knockers this season but they’re taking the piss 
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,584
    Dont get an erection, dont get an erection

    Ahhh shit!!
  • JoshAddick
    JoshAddick Posts: 1,787
    “It’s the closest I’ll get to 2 cups this season”
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,584
    Dont look at her tits they said

    Keeping Norwich up would be less of a challenge!!
  • North Lower Neil
    North Lower Neil Posts: 22,970
    "Calm yourself down, just picture Phil Jones... Phil Jones... Phil Jones...."
  • North Lower Neil
    North Lower Neil Posts: 22,970
    "Do you remember when this lot had Carsley and Gravesen in midfield?  My mind just jumped to it for some reason."

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  • Greenie
    Greenie Posts: 9,172
    Chev the newest member of Charlton Life is interviewed by....... Christ.....look at the size....kin ell.
  • oohaahmortimer
    oohaahmortimer Posts: 34,179
    Proper test of self control , look at the poor fella , can't even look her in the eye and hes tied his hands behind his back , he'll go home and still get shit from the mrs for being near that sort
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    "I don't know why, but I fancy a pint of milk"
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,876
    Oh my god, I must not get aroused,I must not get aroused, after all, he is a married man. 
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,045
    Dead heat in a Zeppelin race.
  • AddicksAddict
    AddicksAddict Posts: 15,812
    If I look her in the eyes, she'll know I'm only doing it on purpose so as not to objectify her, so by looking at her Bristols I'm actually treating her like a person, not just a sex object.
  • TelMc32
    TelMc32 Posts: 9,058
    Her:  You handled those two up front well tonight Harry!

    Harry: Oh gawd!!  💦
  • thai malaysia addick
    thai malaysia addick Posts: 18,356
    “Harry, would you feel two points slipped out of your hands today?”
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    That’s the best pairing This club has seen since Vidic and Ferdinand.
  • kigelia
    kigelia Posts: 2,582
    Intelligent media graduate sighs as footballer says ‘you know’ for tenth time.

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  • Powell Is Pleasant
    Powell Is Pleasant Posts: 1,443
    She has the face of a synthetic humanoid robot.
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,613
    Powell Is Pleasant said:
    She has the face of a synthetic humanoid robot.
    She’s got a face???
  • Six-a-bag-of-nuts
    Six-a-bag-of-nuts Posts: 8,128
    Bitty
  • No.1 in South London
    No.1 in South London Posts: 3,963
    No different to you luv, we just have problems puting them way
  • StigThundercock
    StigThundercock Posts: 3,722
    Dummy interviewed by mannequin
  • Blackheathen
    Blackheathen Posts: 6,657
    I favour a hands on approach
  • Alwaysneil
    Alwaysneil Posts: 13,815
    Could you get that vibrator out of my face please I can’t concentrate with the buzzing. 

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