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Song for Saturday
RodneyCharltonTrotta
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To the tune of Dubliner's Wild Rover
You've driven range rovers for most of the year
And spent all our money on bitches and beer
But you'll soon be returning the keys to the door
And you never will drive a range rover no more
And it's no nay never
No nay never no more
Will you drive range rovers
No never no more
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Oh South London(Oh South London)Is wonderful(Is wonderful)Oh South London is wonderfulIt's full of Range Rovers and bitches19
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We want Roland back.3
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Goodbye Range, Goodbye Range.Saying goodbye to his Range.15
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What the fu.. is going on
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To the tune of We’re feckin’ rich
We’re feckin’ skint.
We’re feckin’ skint.We’re feckin’ skint, we’re feckin’ skint.We’re feckin’ skint.2 -
Looking back on when we first metYou stole Nimer's money and it paid for your rentSouthall you're the one, all just one big conYou’re going on the dole again18
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To the tune of Chrissy Powell
Chrissy Parkes Chrissy Parkes Chrissy Parkes
Chrissy Parkes Chrissy Parkes Chrissy Parkes
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Matt Southall had a dream
To con a football team
But he had no money so he stole as much as he cooooould
Consulting feees
And propertieeeees
We're Charlton Athletic, get the fuck out of our club you parasitic piece of shit so that we can actually try to secure our future rather than funding your extortionate lifestyle
(something not quite sitting right about the beats in that last line, can't quite put my finger on it)14 -
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27, Sugar QuayThe mist rolling in from the Thames, my desire,
Is always to be found at 27, Sugar Quay
Many miles have I travelled,
Many games have I seen,
In my Range Rover, so shiny and clean
Many hours have I spent with my pants on fire
Singing 27, Sugar Quay
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You snake, you're bent
You're fleecing us for rent
Southall, southall3 -
Return the Range Rover and **** off home. Return the Range Rover and **** off home.
Most will probably settle for Southall your a (insert word) on repeat.0 -
Southall, you greedy c***, Southall, you greedy c*** (repeat ad infinitum)0
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"Southall you're a cu$t!"
Still working on the tune.........0 -
People said we couldn't play
They called us foul-mothed yobs
But the only notes that really count
Are the ones that come in wadsThey all drowned when the air turned blue
'cause we didn't give a toss
Filthy bitches, ain't nothing new
But we all get cash from the chaosThe time is right to do it now
The greatest footballing swindle
The time is right to do it nowE.S.I said you're out of hand
And tried to give me the boot
But they couldn't sack me, just like that
Because I'd embezzled all the lootThank you kindly EFL
They said I was out of bounds
But that ain't bad for two months work
And 275,000 poundsThe time is right to do it now
The greatest footballing swindle
The time is right to do it nowThe time is right to do it now
The greatest soccer swindle
The time is…The time is right to do it now
The greatest footballing swindle
The time is right to do it nowI just want to play with my Rangey
Are you good enough for me
Hiya boys I'm the chosen one
Can't you fucking seeI'm a jealous god and I want everything
And I love you with a knife
I'll take you, if you're ready for me
And I'll give you my lifeThe time is right to do it now
The greatest footballing swindle
The time is right to do it nowThe time is right for Timer's Special
The greatest rock'n'roll star
The time is right for me, now!
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There’s only one greedy bastard, one greedy bastard...2
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Taken off twitter, to the Deji Oshilaja song...
(Cant remember the last line so needs some work)
Matty Southall
Matty Southall
Likes the Rovers
Likes the Bitches
His flat is bloody expensive!!6 -
That is gold! Got to be sungEricBanterna said:Looking back on when we first metYou stole Nimer's money and it paid for your rentSouthall you're the one, all just one big conYou’re going on the dole again
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Southalls a thief, southalls a thief
Southalls a thief, southalls a thief
Southalls a thief...
To the tune of we're fucking rich0 -
You lie, you're bent
You're fleecing us for rent
Southall, southall
Get out of our club
get out of our clu-ub
You cheap lying arsehole
get our of our club
Charlton wear red
The air's turning blue
The serious fraud squad
Is gonna get you
There was a young agent called Mat
Who conned himself a nice flat
Flash cars on expenses
Taking leave of his senses
Then he got found out and is gonna have to fuck off back to Manchester quicksmart cos the gig's up and he's about as welcome around here as Gary Glitter in a playground, leave all the keys on your desk you worthless shyster.
That one doesn't really scan very well but brings a certain visceral authenticity...
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Southall Southall give us a wave, alternatively your p450
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Only one song im singing Saturday.
Southall southall your a c@nt0 -
To the tune of Yellow Submarine
Matt Southall you're a cheating barstard. A cheating barstard.
Repeat ad infinitum.
Fuck off out of our club.0 -
Looking increasingly like the only singing will be in the comfort of your own living rooms. I can’t see the authorities allowing Saturday’s games to go ahead with any crowds in attendance0
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Is that all you take away2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0U-eef6OyQ
