Has Anybody seen Elfsborg Addick?

ricky_otto

Family and Friends are growing increasingly worried about the whereabouts of @ElfsborgAddick. He was last seen leaving The Valley in a carrier bag. Police are looking for a man being in his late 50’s who looks as if he has been sleeping rough for the last year or so. 

Police are urging anybody with information to come forward and call  crimestopers on 0800 555 111 - calls will be treated in the strictest of confidence.

A reward of a reclaimed Range Rover is being offered.

ElfsborgAddick

I told the prick I did not want a car as I do not even drive.

First person to come up with 10k can have it.

The keys are with the main stand reception.

oohaahmortimer

Long way from the seat them pedals 

bobmunro

oohaahmortimer said:

Long way from the seat them pedals 

roseandcrown

The man with the bag looks like his taken Elfsborg’s face and put it on his body. Worrying 

oohaahmortimer

roseandcrown said:

The man with the bag looks like his taken Elfsborg’s face and put it on his body. Worrying 

Did they do that in the program “V” put faces over aliens 
I used to watch V around the same time as 1984 Olympics 

RedChaser

oohaahmortimer said:

roseandcrown said:

The man with the bag looks like his taken Elfsborg’s face and put it on his body. Worrying 

Did they do that in the program “V” put faces over aliens 
I used to watch V around the same time as 1984 Olympics 

Yes but they had forked tongues, Elfs says it as he sees it 😉.

MrOneLung

I thought I saw him a couple of hundred yards down the road, but turns out he is just really small.