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  • se9addick
    se9addick Posts: 32,037
    Can’t believe I just wrote out that mainly fictional interaction, Christ I’m bored.
  • Wheresmeticket
    Wheresmeticket Posts: 17,304
    edited March 2020
    Has this pub got a seperate kitchen for vegans?
    No, we cook them in the same oven as the beef.  Which would yoiu prefer?  I can do you some nice battered sweetbreads.
  • Wheresmeticket
    Wheresmeticket Posts: 17,304
    clb74 said:
    clb74 said:
    All this talking ,any chance of a beer?
    Sorry sir, I was in the back.

    Absolutely.

    What would you like?
    Fosters please 
    I'm sorry, we only have Peroni.

    There's an oiks pub down the road.
  • iaitch
    iaitch Posts: 10,230
    What time does Mr Cockle get here, I could murder a tub of jellied eels.
  • Redrobo
    Redrobo Posts: 11,330
    Do you have any Corona?
  • Wheresmeticket
    Wheresmeticket Posts: 17,304
    Redrobo said:
    Do you have any Corona?

    You're barred.
  • Wheresmeticket
    Wheresmeticket Posts: 17,304
    iaitch said:
    What time does Mr Cockle get here, I could murder a tub of jellied eels.
    "Mr Cockle" is round the back. You can pay me here. £50.
  • clb74
    clb74 Posts: 10,824
    A Peroni this time please
  • EastStand
    EastStand Posts: 4,109
    Well I stocked up on beers then spent 3 hours sat on the patio outside the flat pretending I was in a beer garden so... yeah. Can’t wait for this to end.
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    clb74 said:
    clb74 said:
    All this talking ,any chance of a beer?
    Sorry sir, I was in the back.

    Absolutely.

    What would you like?
    Fosters please 
    Fosters! Turn it in.
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  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    EastStand said:
    Well I stocked up on beers then spent 3 hours sat on the patio outside the flat pretending I was in a beer garden so... yeah. Can’t wait for this to end.
    Whose flat though?
  • Wheresmeticket
    Wheresmeticket Posts: 17,304
    clb74 said:
    A Peroni this time please
    That'll be £6 please
  • Boom
    Boom Posts: 1,680
    What time do the strippers come on? Usual pound in the pot?
  • clb74
    clb74 Posts: 10,824
    Oi @ElfsborgAddick the bars over there
  • bertpalmer
    bertpalmer Posts: 1,774
    clb74 said:
    A Peroni this time please
    That'll be £6 please
    Put it on my slate
  • clb74
    clb74 Posts: 10,824
    clb74 said:
    A Peroni this time please
    That'll be £6 please
    Touch that's cheaper than pubs in Bromley
  • Off_it
    Off_it Posts: 28,850
    Boom said:
    What time do the strippers come on? Usual pound in the pot?
    All depends on what time you're switching your camera on ...... Big Fella!
    ;-)
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,857
    Just tuned in  hoping to seem some decent action but there was just a fat naked man sat on the sofa. 

    Then I realised I hadn’t turned on my screen. 
  • Wheresmeticket
    Wheresmeticket Posts: 17,304
    clb74 said:
    A Peroni this time please
    That'll be £6 please
    Put it on my slate
    You're barred
  • bertpalmer
    bertpalmer Posts: 1,774
    clb74 said:
    A Peroni this time please
    That'll be £6 please
    Put it on my slate
    You're barred
    what a fucking liberty!!!
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  • Boom
    Boom Posts: 1,680
    Off_it said:
    Boom said:
    What time do the strippers come on? Usual pound in the pot?
    All depends on what time you're switching your camera on ...... Big Fella!
    ;-)
    Already on my second performance. I’ll give you the code and you can wire the pound
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,857
    Last orders ladeez and gennelman 
  • clb74
    clb74 Posts: 10,824
    MrOneLung said:
    Last orders ladeez and gennelman 
    Midnight on a Saturday 
  • Off_it
    Off_it Posts: 28,850
    Boom said:
    Off_it said:
    Boom said:
    What time do the strippers come on? Usual pound in the pot?
    All depends on what time you're switching your camera on ...... Big Fella!
    ;-)
    Already on my second performance. I’ll give you the code and you can wire the pound
    How much you charging for a Tina?
  • Wheresmeticket
    Wheresmeticket Posts: 17,304
    clb74 said:
    MrOneLung said:
    Last orders ladeez and gennelman 
    Midnight on a Saturday 
    Brewdog and a vodka and tonic.  Hanging on for sweet oblivion.
  • Boom
    Boom Posts: 1,680
    Off_it said:
    Boom said:
    Off_it said:
    Boom said:
    What time do the strippers come on? Usual pound in the pot?
    All depends on what time you're switching your camera on ...... Big Fella!
    ;-)
    Already on my second performance. I’ll give you the code and you can wire the pound
    How much you charging for a Tina?
    What you got?

    better be quick - I just nodded off.
  • clb74
    clb74 Posts: 10,824
    Are you doing a fry up in here?
  • clb74
    clb74 Posts: 10,824
    Closed on a Sunday then?
  • paulie8290
    paulie8290 Posts: 23,344
    You open yet @Wheresmeticket?