Virtual Pub

se9addick

Can’t believe I just wrote out that mainly fictional interaction, Christ I’m bored.

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i_b_b_o_r_g said:

Has this pub got a seperate kitchen for vegans?

No, we cook them in the same oven as the beef.  Which would yoiu prefer?  I can do you some nice battered sweetbreads.

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clb74 said:

Wheresmeticket? said:

clb74 said:

All this talking ,any chance of a beer?

Sorry sir, I was in the back.

Absolutely.

What would you like?

Fosters please 

I'm sorry, we only have Peroni.

There's an oiks pub down the road.

iaitch

What time does Mr Cockle get here, I could murder a tub of jellied eels.

Redrobo

Do you have any Corona?

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Redrobo said:

Do you have any Corona?

You're barred.

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iaitch said:

What time does Mr Cockle get here, I could murder a tub of jellied eels.

"Mr Cockle" is round the back. You can pay me here. £50.

clb74

A Peroni this time please

EastStand

Well I stocked up on beers then spent 3 hours sat on the patio outside the flat pretending I was in a beer garden so... yeah. Can’t wait for this to end.

ricky_otto

clb74 said:

Wheresmeticket? said:

clb74 said:

All this talking ,any chance of a beer?

Sorry sir, I was in the back.

Absolutely.

What would you like?

Fosters please 

Fosters! Turn it in.

ricky_otto

EastStand said:

Well I stocked up on beers then spent 3 hours sat on the patio outside the flat pretending I was in a beer garden so... yeah. Can’t wait for this to end.

Whose flat though?

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clb74 said:

A Peroni this time please

That'll be £6 please

Boom

What time do the strippers come on? Usual pound in the pot?

clb74

Oi @ElfsborgAddick the bars over there

bertpalmer

Wheresmeticket? said:

clb74 said:

A Peroni this time please

That'll be £6 please

Put it on my slate

clb74

Wheresmeticket? said:

clb74 said:

A Peroni this time please

That'll be £6 please

Touch that's cheaper than pubs in Bromley

Off_it

Boom said:

What time do the strippers come on? Usual pound in the pot?

All depends on what time you're switching your camera on ...... Big Fella!
;-)

MrOneLung

Just tuned in  hoping to seem some decent action but there was just a fat naked man sat on the sofa. 

Then I realised I hadn’t turned on my screen. 

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bertpalmer said:

Wheresmeticket? said:

clb74 said:

A Peroni this time please

That'll be £6 please

Put it on my slate

You're barred

bertpalmer

Wheresmeticket? said:

bertpalmer said:

Wheresmeticket? said:

clb74 said:

A Peroni this time please

That'll be £6 please

Put it on my slate

You're barred

what a fucking liberty!!!

Boom

Off_it said:

Boom said:

What time do the strippers come on? Usual pound in the pot?

All depends on what time you're switching your camera on ...... Big Fella!
;-)

Already on my second performance. I’ll give you the code and you can wire the pound

MrOneLung

Last orders ladeez and gennelman 

clb74

MrOneLung said:

Last orders ladeez and gennelman 

Midnight on a Saturday 

Off_it

Boom said:

Off_it said:

Boom said:

What time do the strippers come on? Usual pound in the pot?

All depends on what time you're switching your camera on ...... Big Fella!
;-)

Already on my second performance. I’ll give you the code and you can wire the pound

How much you charging for a Tina?

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https://youtu.be/mHPnZlXThns

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clb74 said:

MrOneLung said:

Last orders ladeez and gennelman 

Midnight on a Saturday 

Brewdog and a vodka and tonic.  Hanging on for sweet oblivion.

Boom

Off_it said:

Boom said:

Off_it said:

Boom said:

What time do the strippers come on? Usual pound in the pot?

All depends on what time you're switching your camera on ...... Big Fella!
;-)

Already on my second performance. I’ll give you the code and you can wire the pound

How much you charging for a Tina?

What you got?

better be quick - I just nodded off.

clb74

Are you doing a fry up in here?

clb74

Closed on a Sunday then?

paulie8290

You open yet @Wheresmeticket?