Lockdown Lookup Look all around

KiwiValley

So what are people going to master whilst in lockdown? French, Haiku, Soufflés? 

I have chosen not to master anything. Instead i want to spend the lockdown period becoming famous. I don't have any particular skills, but my mum reckons i am a very handsome middle aged man. And with a bespoke workout programme, I could possibly develop the shadow of some abs.  

Would appreciate any assistance you can give me to realise the fame that is rightfully mine.

Yours in glorious anticipation.

KiwiValley

Baldybonce

Can we have a ‘before’ picture to work with?

Chizz

Baldybonce said:

Can we have a ‘before’ picture to work with?

KiwiValley

Thanks @Chizz . I should have mentioned I also have a go fund me page . Any left over dollars from my journey to fame will be used on a well photographed Bali yoga holiday to help me unwind and, you know, reconnect with my spirit self.