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Lockdown Lookup Look all around

So what are people going to master whilst in lockdown? French, Haiku, Soufflés? 

I have chosen not to master anything. Instead i want to spend the lockdown period becoming famous. I don't have any particular skills, but my mum reckons i am a very handsome middle aged man. And with a bespoke workout programme, I could possibly develop the shadow of some abs.  

Would appreciate any assistance you can give me to realise the fame that is rightfully mine.

Yours in glorious anticipation.

KiwiValley

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  • Can we have a ‘before’ picture to work with?
  • Can we have a ‘before’ picture to work with?

  • Thanks @Chizz . I should have mentioned I also have a go fund me page . Any left over dollars from my journey to fame will be used on a well photographed Bali yoga holiday to help me unwind and, you know, reconnect with my spirit self.
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