Sunderlandly, the police turned up. “Alloa, Alloa, Alloa. What’s going on here then?”
“I must get some fresh Ayr”, she said. ”I need to see your donor Cardiff you have it” ”Sure. It’s for donating Hearts and contributes to the Liverpool. I’ve also donated my right hip” ”Right hip?” enquired the police officer ”I mean my left hip” ”Hmm. An Ipswich. That sounds suspicious”
Did the police arrest and put her in a cell with a Bolton the door?
There was a strange old Cove in the next cell loudly singing 'Oh my Darlington Clementine' and she would Stoke him up even more by saying is this your Swansea song?
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”I need to see your donor Cardiff you have it”
”Sure. It’s for donating Hearts and contributes to the Liverpool. I’ve also donated my right hip”
”Right hip?” enquired the police officer
”I mean my left hip”
”Hmm. An Ipswich. That sounds suspicious”