Worldly advice from Nicko...

AFKABartram

What advice from the finest non-commital Sun journalist in the land can we uncover?

I’ll start...

I Text Nicko Tonight to see what the weather will be like tomorrow.

”Sunny still favourite, but cloudy and windy not completely ruled out. Rain showed a lot of interest back in February, but dropped out the race a fortnight ago. Could still go either way, next 12hrs crucial “ 

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I haven't got a fucking clue, but then again, it might still be possible that I have

lordromford

I asked him what he wanted from the chippy and he said:
“Fish n chips is likely but not certain, can’t rule out Steak and Kidney Pie and chips and Saveloy and chips are still a possibility.
I said, “so definitely chips then?”
And he said, “Yeah. Or no. Maybe.”