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Caption competition - New owner special

carly burn
carly burn Posts: 19,453
in Fun, Jokes & Captions



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  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,288
    Bowyer: So what time should I expect the next new owner?
  • ross1
    ross1 Posts: 50,974
    You see the centre of the badge on the wall, this is what we will stick up your jacksie if you turn out to be another knobhead
  • creepyaddick
    creepyaddick Posts: 6,152
    I can smell the Bullshit from here!
  • carly burn
    carly burn Posts: 19,453
    Elliott: "Football manager?? They told me you were the site manager and we could get cracking with the flats!"
  • Addickted
    Addickted Posts: 19,456
    No, it's my own bottled water, I bought at the BP up the road.
  • Addickted
    Addickted Posts: 19,456
    I can't wait to see the Keohane Memorial Trench.
  • Redrobo
    Redrobo Posts: 11,330
    Elliott “can I come and watch Saturday “

    Bows “most men can do just one thing at a time”
  • moutuakilla
    moutuakilla Posts: 7,565
    "Lee, I know what you're thinking. It's always the first question I get asked - no matter what the situation. Paul, why aren't you wearing any trousers?"
  • Lewis Coaches
    Lewis Coaches Posts: 5,408
    2 meters mate,no Manchester 200 miles north.
  • killerandflash
    killerandflash Posts: 69,832
    Elliott: "I've got this terrible cough and am feeling a bit hot, lets hope I haven't passed anything on to the squad"
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  • killerandflash
    killerandflash Posts: 69,832
    Elliott: "Lovely to meet you Gary Bowyer"
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    Fuck off back inside and get me a sausage and egg McMuffin before I put your windows through 
  • golfaddick
    golfaddick Posts: 33,613
    Not bad for a £1........
  • EricBanterna
    EricBanterna Posts: 1,740
    Oi Paul, I didn't recognise your photographer without their range rover and bitches. 
  • KiwiValley
    KiwiValley Posts: 3,378
    Not a caption,... but the body language between the two is atrocious. 
  • Pavoren007
    Pavoren007 Posts: 2,515
    “Question 1 poppet: Do you wish you could fly?”
  • Phantom_User
    Phantom_User Posts: 655
    LB “owners usually use the revolving door at the side which was once reserved for the managers”
  • CharltonKerry
    CharltonKerry Posts: 2,955
    Elliot, Do you know where Varney and Barclay is, grounds man?
  • seth plum
    seth plum Posts: 53,448
    Please go to Birmingham City Lee, I can get a cut of the compensation.
  • Fanny Fanackapan
    Fanny Fanackapan Posts: 18,735
    Bows  : " So that's why they're calling you knobhead !"

    ( Clue's in the photo )
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  • LTKapal
    LTKapal Posts: 1,312
    Are you the supa dupa signing? 
  • Cafc43v3r
    Cafc43v3r Posts: 21,600
    Trust me I don't want to be here either, it wasn't my idea. 
  • NorthheathAddick
    NorthheathAddick Posts: 4,017
    No mate,the LB on me shirt & shorts doesn’t mean that I play at left back
  • Rock Spectacle
    Rock Spectacle Posts: 1,440
    PE - "Lee, I've made it my first priority to tie Lyle Taylor down to a long term contract'
  • Horsfield9
    Horsfield9 Posts: 3,081
    Elliot - Now..... I can get you a great deal on replacing those double glazed units , as long as you order them this afternoon , to qualify for for the extra discount, with cash upfront.
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    I’ve managed to get you that new singing you wanted Lee. You said you wanted a centre half that was quicker than Jason Pearce, so I got you that yellow thing behind you In front of the window. 
  • 1905
    1905 Posts: 2,751
    Lee Bowyer thinking "You own jack shit mate"
  • No.1 in South London
    No.1 in South London Posts: 3,960
    Bowyer "so you don't have a spare £50M plus, but you'll be able to sort out a great deal on the coach travel to our away games"
  • peterreeves
    peterreeves Posts: 1,062
    Elliot: Hi Lee.. Just thought I'd come and say goodbye... 
  • thai malaysia addick
    thai malaysia addick Posts: 18,332
    Elliot: Do we need to agree a budget for 11 brooms so that the players can keep socially distanced during the game at Hull?
    Lee: No, we are playing wing backs with no sweeper.

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