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Chizz
Chizz Posts: 28,334
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  • Chizz
    Chizz Posts: 28,334
    People see me, and they see the suit, and they go: "you're not fooling anyone", they know I'm rock and roll through and through. But you know that old thing, live fast, die young? Not my way. Live fast, sure, live too bloody fast sometimes, but die young? Die old. That's the way- not orthodox, I don't live by "the rules" you know. And if there's one other person who's influenced me in that way I think, someone who is a maverick, someone who does that to the system, then, it's Ian Botham. Because Beefy will happily say "that's what I think of your selection policy, yes I've hit the odd copper, yes I've enjoyed the old dooby, but will you piss off and leave me alone, I'm walking to John O'Groats for some spastics."
  • Chizz
    Chizz Posts: 28,334
    When people say to me: "would you rather be thought of as a funny man or a great boss?" my answer's always the same, to me, they're not mutually exclusive.
  • Chizz
    Chizz Posts: 28,334
    You will never work in a place like this again. It’s brilliant. Fact. And you’ll never have another boss like me, someone who’s basically a chilled-out entertainer.
  • StreekDerek
    StreekDerek Posts: 352
    I’m just your wife's personal fitness trainer, look I can do press up’s and everything.
  • Addickted
    Addickted Posts: 19,456
    "Carrie? Come back here at once."
  • RodneyCharltonTrotta
    RodneyCharltonTrotta Posts: 14,827
    I'm ready for you Dominic.
  • 1StevieG
    1StevieG Posts: 10,964
    The new social distancing twister is not going to catch on.
  • AddicksAddict
    AddicksAddict Posts: 15,791
    Boris cuckolds Reed Richards. 
  • kigelia
    kigelia Posts: 2,582
    What a plank.
  • LawrieAbrahams
    LawrieAbrahams Posts: 3,779
    What a massive arse.
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  • Hal1x
    Hal1x Posts: 4,265
    Where the bloody hells she gone!
  • Anna_Kissed
    Anna_Kissed Posts: 3,302
    "Damn! Someone's stapled my tie to the carpet again".
  • North Lower Neil
    North Lower Neil Posts: 22,952
    "We said fuck the poor Boris, not fuck the floor."
  • thai malaysia addick
    thai malaysia addick Posts: 18,334
    Katrien takes delivery of cardboard cutout man but still awaits cardboard cutout woman for new centre circle marketing campaign.
  • thenewbie
    thenewbie Posts: 11,001
    "And that, kids, is how I met your mother."
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,625
    Shag pile, as long as you get your under felt.
  • killerandflash
    killerandflash Posts: 69,846
    Boris getting ready to star in the latest Charlton Athletic pitch hire commercial
  • Phantom_User
    Phantom_User Posts: 655
    Designers really mess up the 'Boris Bike' Rack
  • soapy_jones
    soapy_jones Posts: 21,353
    Boris's impression of Corbyn and Diane Abbott?
  • grumpyaddick
    grumpyaddick Posts: 6,596

    Buffoon saves nation from deadly pandemic



    (give or take 43,000 dead people)
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  • cafcfan
    cafcfan Posts: 11,198
    I'm so pleased my carpet fitting mate said I shouldn't bother to buy a knee kicker to stretch this last bit.

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