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carly burn
carly burn Posts: 19,453
in Fun, Jokes & Captions

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  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,288
    More than one Donkey in this picture 
  • MrWalker
    MrWalker Posts: 4,103
    You are a feckin greedy ass. 
    Now give me more of that cash from your bag. 
  • killerandflash
    killerandflash Posts: 69,832
    "With all the money I got from Charlton, I can afford to sit on my ass"
  • NorthheathAddick
    NorthheathAddick Posts: 4,017
    Gee...£1 for a person,I could buy a whole football club for that...
  • EricBanterna
    EricBanterna Posts: 1,740
    Don't be so greedy and bite the hand that feeds you. 
  • Hal1x
    Hal1x Posts: 4,265
    What do you mean you want me to leave, I've paid my one pound I own your ass!
  • 1StevieG
    1StevieG Posts: 10,964
    From driving a white Range Rover to riding a white donkey. 
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    “No Matt these ain’t carrots , £uck off you Lying ***t”
  • Redrobo
    Redrobo Posts: 11,330
    Those lips remind me...
  • Six-a-bag-of-nuts
    Six-a-bag-of-nuts Posts: 8,127
    Bet if you saw my car you'd turn and lift your tail
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  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,343
    Matt Southall meets Supa Dupa signing Matt Smith.
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,018
    He's not the front end of a donkey. He's not the back end of a donkey. So in other words, he's no end of an ass.
  • jonseventyfive
    jonseventyfive Posts: 3,352
    Me ass, you ass hole.
  • Bedsaddick
    Bedsaddick Posts: 24,722
    £1 per person?  - That Sign should say £1 per football club 
  • soapy_jones
    soapy_jones Posts: 21,347
    Right you little cnut, I bought you for a quid...  where's the fucking goodies
  • Cafc43v3r
    Cafc43v3r Posts: 21,600
    Won't be the last time he sees a horses head 🤣🤣🤣
  • kigelia
    kigelia Posts: 2,582
    liar feeds animal
  • MrLargo
    MrLargo Posts: 7,989
    "Here you go little pony, you just get stuck in to this lovely food.

    All finished? Ah, there's a good boy. You now owe me £15,000 in consultancy fees."
  • thai malaysia addick
    thai malaysia addick Posts: 18,332
    This man may be wearing a jacket with no sleeves but he’s not ‘armless.
  • letthegoodtimesroll
    letthegoodtimesroll Posts: 10,611
    edited July 2020
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  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,890
    “Oh Mr Donkey, how ironic is this. It’s usually me accepting things out of brown paper bags”.
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,582
    Why the long face?
    You can shut it, mouthall.
  • Addickted
    Addickted Posts: 19,456
    Trying to work out where I've seen that profile before


  • StreekDerek
    StreekDerek Posts: 352
    ‘What an ass’ said the donkey.

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