"No matter what sign you are, gonna be mine you are...
No matter what sign you are
You're gonna be mine you are"
Sang the Supremes
Of course, it's a load of old, (very old as it goes back to the Babylonians) bollocks but it seems NASA have changed all the star sign dates and moved the dates and added a 13th sign.
So you might have to change that pendant you wear or maybe have that tattoo changed : - )
The new dates are as follows:
Capricorn: January 20 to February 15
Aquarius: February 16 to March 11
Pisces: March 12 to April 18
Aries: April 19 to May 13
Taurus: May 14 to June 21st
Gemini: June 22 to July 20
Cancer: July 21 to August 10
Leo: August 11 to September 16
Virgo: September 17 to October 30
Libra: October 31 to November 23
Scorpio: November 24 to November 29
Ophiuchus: November 30 to December 17
Sagittarius: December 18 to January 20
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Who the hell are NASA to go meddling with our superstitious bullshit?7
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It's blood type personality theory or nothing, for me.0
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So Scorpio is now just 5 days ?0
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Saw this yesterday on TV and there was always the 13 star groups but they just dropped one to tally with number of months in the year.0
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This story comes around every few years.
All comes down to the difference between Signs and Constellations.
12 signs of the Zodiac goes into 360 degrees nicely and its much easier to divide into 12 months too.
However, there are 13 constellations that cross the earths orbit of the sun. Ranging from 7 days to 45 days.
As for being born under a certain constellation, factually you'll be born under one of the 13.
For the superstitious and those that believe it plays a part in your personality, it will be interesting to see how many people will now be much more outgoing or happier/grumpier under a different 'star sign'.0 -
Bloody hell, Capricorn now. How do I need to act? Do I need to split up and find a new partner with a better sign? I was worried about tonight but this is a whole bigger deal.9
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MrOneLung said:Saw this yesterday on TV and there was always the 13 star groups but they just dropped one to tally with number of months in the year.
tHATs whAt THEY want you to think.
It's all part of the Bill Gates 5G brain implant Covid hoax. Wake up Sheeple!0 -
I'm a Virgo now. Does it mean I can become a snooker commentator?1
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What the feck is an Ophiuchus ⛎
Its funny I never really felt I was a proper Sagittarius ♐️
Not that I believe in any of it obvs 😳0 -
So Russell Grant has been spouting bollocks for the last 25 years. Who’d of thought it....8
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I read it as OphufuchsakeKBslittlesis said:What the feck is an Ophiuchus ⛎
Its funny I never really felt I was a proper Sagittarius ♐️
Not that I believe in any of it obvs 😳
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I can’t possibly be one.
Theres a serpent involved.
St Patrick made sure there’s no snakes here thank you very much 🙄🤗🤗1 -
Fixed it.ValleyGary said:So Russell Grant has been sprouting bollocks for the last 25 years. Who’d of thought it....0 -
No change, thanks NASA.Henry Irving said:The new dates are as follows:
Taurus: May 14 to June 21st
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Apparently its a hoax?0
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Is it April 1st?0
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it's all a hoaxForeverAddickted said:Apparently its a hoax?5 -
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my brother has a lion tattoo for leo on his leg. now he's a fucking crab. brilliant.5 -
A crack team of Addick Astrologers have been working in conjunction with Mystic Meg and The European Space Agency to create a zodiac of our own; something more meaningful and, of course, 100% accurate:
BOWYER (The Boss) 3rd January - 5th February: Born whilst Lee Bowyer was in the ascendancy your precocious talent may at times be overshadowed by your hot headed nature. In later life you will calm down considerably and develop new talents. There will always, however, be a tendency for you to shout at others in authority.
BENT (The Striker) 6th February - 21st March: Your talisman is the great striker Darren Bent. Fleet of foot and with a well trained eye, you will be successful with your life goals. You should stay away from onions though.
ENDEAN (The Sterile) 22nd March - 6th April: Barry Endean is your shining light. Old people will remember you, but not positively.
CULLEN (The Hammer) 7th April - 6th May: Born at the same time as Josh Cullen, you will be talented, strong and determined. Unfortunately though, you will belong in another place.
NIMER (The Imposter) 7th May - 10th June: Nobody quite knows who you are. You may be a very wealthy and well connected business person, but you are more likely to be a shady chancer. If people are judged by the company they keep, you will be an utter scumbag. You may have a penchant for beards and social media.
PHILLIPS (The Gamekeeper) 11th June - 6th July: Born under the star of Dillon, you are calm and assured often saving your friends and colleagues from embarrassment. You may have a later career as a postman, having worked hard on your delivery.
MEIRE (The Liar) 7th July - 14th August: Your limited talents are overshadowed by your sense of self importance and your inability to tell the truth. An adventure overseas will end with you crashing back to reality.
JACKSON (The Shield) 15th August - 7th September: Committed and loyal, you are a person who will stick around in times of trouble. Brought in to do one job, you will find yourself adeptly turning to another. Beware of people using you as a shield for their own incompetence.
POWELL (The Perfect) 8th September - 20th October: Associated with Saint Christopher of Charlton, your positivity, strong work ethic and radiant personality combine to make you a person who is loved everywhere you go. Somewhat inexplicably, you will become associated with a scoundrel later in life.
DUFFY (The Winner) 21st October - 13th November: You are the original winner. Talented and successful you can expect to be carried high by your colleagues in celebration. That hair's looking a bit thin though.
DUCHATELET (The Duck) 14th November - 15th December: Highly successful in one area of life, don't let this fool you into thinking that your talents are transferrable. You are prone to talking cobblers and may actually take that as a clue to take up shoe-repair.
SOUTHALL (The Kleptomaniac) 16th December - 3rd January: You just can't keep your filthy little hands off of other people's property. You would do well to learn that all that glisters isn't gold. You will be always be attracted to cheap trash.9 -
I can help you there as I am an archetypal Capricorn. Don't take any chances, be very sensible (dare I say a bit boring) and never,ever venture out of the kitchen at parties.BrentfordAddick said:Bloody hell, Capricorn now. How do I need to act? Do I need to split up and find a new partner with a better sign? I was worried about tonight but this is a whole bigger deal.
So long sucker, I'm moving on up to Sagittarius.2 - Sponsored links:
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The whole star signs thing is complete rubbish.
Plus reading tea leaves is far more accurate in my experience.2 -
You're dead right. I just read the tea leaves after my lunchtime cuppa ...... it said: "Charlton win against Birmingham tonight".Afternoon Delight said:The whole star signs thing is complete rubbish.
Plus reading tea leaves is far more accurate in my experience.
Tea leaves, like Masicat, never wrong.
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this superstitious bunkum wont affect me - touch wood.5
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It's hard to imagine, in these enlightened times, that anybody can honestly believe that the entire human population can be sorted into 12 (or 13) personality types.
It's clearly mumbo jumbo ... although, as a Myers Briggs ENTP, I would say that, wouldn't I?
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I don't believe in astrology; I'm a Sagittarius and we're sceptical.
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It's fake news re-circulated by ignorant Astronomers who don't get Astrology. I'm still a fully paid up Arian.
http://nataliedelahaye.com/2016/09/06/13-th-sign-sign-changed/
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