TS: Would you like me to have a word with Simonsen, Rommedahl and Jensen to see if they fancy coming out of retirement Steve? SG: Patience boss, Rome wasn't built in a day.............Oh hang on a minute, I can do this.
TS: This is not impressive football Steve, how much do you need?
SG: Try injecting capital into CAFC Ltd to buy the Valley and Sparrows Lane off duchatelet for £50m and then buying it off CAFC Ltd for £250m boss. We need a Massive injection of funds.
TS: (in an excited Scandinavian accent) Hey Steve, I’ve got a great song for the fans to sing... SG: Maybe later guv, I want to watch the game TS: No, it’s good...We all came down to Selhurst on the Thornton Heath shoreline... SG: ...Please boss I need to assess the players.. TS: ....To play football on a budget, we didn’t have much time.. SG: (looking bored)...yeah, very good but... TS: ....some stupid with a sponge foot shot the ball in the ground... SG: ....please, I’m begging you.... TS:(to a crescendo)...Bowyer in the dug out, Gallen in the Stands... SG:...just shut the fuck up will you!!!
SG: Going Go-Karting at the weekend with the lads.
TS: Oh yeah, what down Super Karts?
SG: Mhm
TS: You any good?
SG: Came first, last time I went. Eight minutes fifty one, got a certificate.
TS: Yeah well i went down the first day it opened right? I did a couple of laps, I pulled over. The bloke that runs the thing came over and said ‘Oi no professionals’. I took my helmet off and said ‘I’m not a professional’. He said ‘You’re not a professional?’ I said ‘No’ he said ‘Well you should be, if i was you i’d take up formula one and if you drive like that you’ll be the best in the country’. I said i'm not interested, i'm making shit loads out of medical devices.
SG: Have you ever had a go at speedway?
TS: Have you?
SG: Yep.
TS: Alright, well i was doing it once and um. I was bombing it round and some idiot and left a ramp thing out. I could see the people going ‘Oh my god, if that guy hits that ramp going at that speed he is definitely dead’ I hit the ramp, i took off in the air. I turned over in the air and they were going ‘well he is definitely dead now.’ I landed on my wheels, pulled over and said ‘What were you worried about?’
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Sandgaard: Yes, Steve, that was Pillips picking up the ball in the back of his net.
Sandgaard: How much would it cost for me to compile a squad capable of beating Millwall?
Gallen: Hmmmm. Have you thought of taking up fishing?
TS: Vice President?
SG: no, Vol-au-vent Parkes.
TS: The players or the club?
TS: To beat the traffic?
SG: No, to beat Sue Parkes to the buffet
SG: Patience boss, Rome wasn't built in a day.............Oh hang on a minute, I can do this.
TS: "Because I like a challenge and they have the potential to be the best team in England".
Gallen: "ok".
TS - "You hum it and I'll play along"
TS - which one Steve?
SG: Try injecting capital into CAFC Ltd to buy the Valley and Sparrows Lane off duchatelet for £50m and then buying it off CAFC Ltd for £250m boss. We need a Massive injection of funds.
SG "Yes"
SG: Maybe later guv, I want to watch the game
TS: No, it’s good...We all came down to Selhurst on the Thornton Heath shoreline...
SG: ...Please boss I need to assess the players..
TS: ....To play football on a budget, we didn’t have much time..
SG: (looking bored)...yeah, very good but...
TS: ....some stupid with a sponge foot shot the ball in the ground...
SG: ....please, I’m begging you....
TS:(to a crescendo)...Bowyer in the dug out, Gallen in the Stands...
SG:...just shut the fuck up will you!!!
TS-What's CharltonLife
SG-Only the best and number 1 Charlton forum
TS-I thought that was into the valley
SG-F*** Off back home, we dont want you here
LM and OG in earshot of this cheer
Gallen: Lee Bowyer.
Sandgaard: I mean from the players.
Gallen: ... Lee Bowyer.
SG: I don’t
TS: so how did you know his name is Nigel ?
SG: Going Go-Karting at the weekend with the lads.
TS: Oh yeah, what down Super Karts?
SG: Mhm
TS: You any good?
SG: Came first, last time I went. Eight minutes fifty one, got a certificate.
TS: Yeah well i went down the first day it opened right? I did a couple of laps, I pulled over. The bloke that runs the thing came over and said ‘Oi no professionals’. I took my helmet off and said ‘I’m not a professional’. He said ‘You’re not a professional?’ I said ‘No’ he said ‘Well you should be, if i was you i’d take up formula one and if you drive like that you’ll be the best in the country’. I said i'm not interested, i'm making shit loads out of medical devices.
SG: Have you ever had a go at speedway?
TS: Have you?
SG: Yep.
TS: Alright, well i was doing it once and um. I was bombing it round and some idiot and left a ramp thing out. I could see the people going ‘Oh my god, if that guy hits that ramp going at that speed he is definitely dead’ I hit the ramp, i took off in the air. I turned over in the air and they were going ‘well he is definitely dead now.’ I landed on my wheels, pulled over and said ‘What were you worried about?’
SG: Yep, no farking atmosphere