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Food principle please

LennyLowrent
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See, everyone else seem to have one and I want one too but I want my Kebab.
So far my attempts have yilded very little according to my saintly wife.
I first came up with what proved to be too restrictive as it forbids me to eat any animal that's got an ass. Went on Google and found they all got one so back to the chopping board...
But hey, how bout 'not eating any animal that is capable of sitting'.
That way I can still have my curry and my pet will survive (not sure about circus elephants though).
You think you can come up with a better one?
let's have it. But hurry, these pints won't last forever...
So far my attempts have yilded very little according to my saintly wife.
I first came up with what proved to be too restrictive as it forbids me to eat any animal that's got an ass. Went on Google and found they all got one so back to the chopping board...
But hey, how bout 'not eating any animal that is capable of sitting'.
That way I can still have my curry and my pet will survive (not sure about circus elephants though).
You think you can come up with a better one?
let's have it. But hurry, these pints won't last forever...
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WTF!!2
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No animals that can competently speak the English language, that should leave you free and easy to eat pretty much what you like provided you avoid the cast of the Lion King and Aslan.2
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Hal1x said:WTF!!0
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SporadicAddick said:Hal1x said:WTF!!0
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The British Veterinary Association this week said that boiling lobsters alive was cruel and should be outlawed.2
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se9addick said:No animals that can competently speak the English language, that should leave you free and easy to eat pretty much what you like provided you avoid the cast of the Lion King and Aslan.0
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Lenny, if you're out with Ollie you can only eat stag on a stag do, just like you can only eat Easter eggs at Easter.2
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Stig said:Lenny, if you're out with Ollie you can only eat stag on a stag do, just like you can only eat Easter eggs at Easter.2
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DaveMehmet said:Stig said:Lenny, if you're out with Ollie you can only eat stag on a stag do, just like you can only eat Easter eggs at Easter.He has a fight?No?0
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Hal1x said:SporadicAddick said:Hal1x said:WTF!!0
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Stig said:1
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Prawns cocktail definitely involves sitting surely0
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Huskaris said:Stig said:0
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Well, the search goes on. All of you're suggestions have still got some way to go before penetrating my wife's morals, but fear not, you're in good company. The Brexit one came close, but Boris for breakfast..? Keep trying0