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Cheese puns thread

Kindly put your puns here if you would be so kind and leave the takeover thread to takeover talk. Thanks.

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  • Dizzle
    Dizzle Posts: 5,190
    Covered end making demands... how dairy!
  • Unbrielievable
  • James86
    James86 Posts: 329
    Ricotta get through this
  • I don't give edam. This farce is driving me emmental. Still, TS seems much gouda than the others but I expect feta will decide what happens. I'm just hoping TS isn't a flash in the paneer.
  • Covered End
    Covered End Posts: 51,977
    Dizzle said:
    Covered end making demands... how dairy!
    It was a polite briequest :smile:
  • MattF
    MattF Posts: 3,797
    I camembert all these bloody puns
  • Numbers
    Numbers Posts: 834
    Everyone needs to be a bit more mature 
  • Spitfire76
    Spitfire76 Posts: 1,136
    Come on ur scrapping the (cracker) barrel now 
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    Some of these are quite Gouda and some are just Brie-lliant

  • Needs joint action with the players' onion

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  • Edam is made backwards. 
  • Salad
    Salad Posts: 10,189
    this could get ver Emmental, just made a brew, so let's read the main thread Caerphilly while we Havarti - the more we've Red, Leicester get confused about

  • Gianfranco Zola's brother Gordon

  • Salad
    Salad Posts: 10,189
    Edam is made backwards. 
    so is Tonstion
  • barstool
    barstool Posts: 1,351
    the big strong left footed centre back I have heard is Italian from Parma, he has a son who is pretty good as well, his name is Jorge Cheddar 
  • Scoham
    Scoham Posts: 37,364
    Are we still expecting the takeover to go through by Wednesday?
  • 25May98
    25May98 Posts: 712
    Scoham said:
    Are we still expecting the takeover to go through by Wednesday?
    That would be grate if it happens. 
  • Salad
    Salad Posts: 10,189
    Scoham said:
    Are we still expecting the takeover to go through by Wednesday?
    Tomme hopes so, Cantal-ow hope to get in the whey though .... Comté-sday we'll know more, till then keep Paneer out
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    Was just working on a Tomme / Cantal combo one
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    Dairylea Bowyer 
    Edam Matthews 

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  • ads
    ads Posts: 3,224
    Wasn't there a vegetarian cheese thread a while ago, got a bit heated, it was far from mature but typical vintage Charlton life.All went a bit Emmenthal. Think it was Seth who offered someone Gouda for a fight. 
  • NorthheathAddick
    NorthheathAddick Posts: 4,017
    edited September 2020
    Scoham said:
    Are we still expecting the takeover to go through by Wednesday?
    Bloody hope so,I’ve been feeling really bleu since Friday 
  • Kindly put your puns here if you would be so kind and leave the takeover thread to takeover talk. Thanks.
    Ok mate....calm down ffs.

    What are you getting off your roquefort?
  • Cheesy does it, folks. These puns are my arch neme-swiss.

  • Remember the England goalkeeper Peter Stilton?