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Chizz
Chizz Posts: 28,341
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Lifers, what do you think is in Dom's box? 

Dominic Cummings leaves Downing Street with immediate effect The Northern Echo
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  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,609
    A map to Baynard Castle
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    Documents and a few personal belongings at a guess

    Can't wait to see what the answer is....
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    Theresa May’s underwear and some used condoms.
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,609
    BJ’s severed head
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    Covid Vaccine.
  • Dizzle
    Dizzle Posts: 5,190
    Free vouchers for specsavers
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    Pictures of Boris and Chris Whitty chained to a bed naked with Matt Hancock standing over them with a leather whip. 
  • SuedeAdidas
    SuedeAdidas Posts: 7,749
    Large pencil case and nik-naks
  • Addickted
    Addickted Posts: 19,456
    Optometrist kit.
  • killerandflash
    killerandflash Posts: 69,897
    Larry the Downing Street cat. 

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  • Big_Bad_World
    Big_Bad_World Posts: 5,859
    edited November 2020
    Admissions from all the backwards folk that also broke lockdown rules and used Cummings as the reason why they did, believing it was justification for their own Cummings-esque selfishness and utter shitfestery.
  • Wilma
    Wilma Posts: 1,618
    House of Commons branded items to flog on ebay and enough free pens/post-it notes to stock his home office.  
  • LonelyNorthernAddick
    LonelyNorthernAddick Posts: 2,423
    DaveMehmet said:
    BJ’s severed head
    Whats In The Box Se7en GIFs Tenor
  • North Lower Neil
    North Lower Neil Posts: 22,966
    A "Sorry you're leaving, thank you for all your hard work" card signed by everyone at the Kremlin. 
  • HarryLime
    HarryLime Posts: 1,295
    Mark Francois
  • seth plum
    seth plum Posts: 53,448
    His supply of roadkill hedgehogs and weasels and badgers to get him through the covid/post brexit food shortages?
  • golfaddick
    golfaddick Posts: 33,651
    Nothing.  He just wanted to make it look like he actually did anything at No 10. 
  • Salad
    Salad Posts: 10,189
    agree with Golfie, his office wasn't at No. 10 and there are several other exits he could have used, he was deliberately making his departure very public
  • Salad
    Salad Posts: 10,189
    Chizz said:
    Lifers, what do you think is in Dom's box? 
    Carrie Symond's head?
  • RodneyCharltonTrotta
    RodneyCharltonTrotta Posts: 14,828
    DaveMehmet said:
    BJ’s severed head

    Sounds like a price list item at a toothy brass's knocking shop.

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  • thenewbie
    thenewbie Posts: 11,005
    The last vestiges of Johnson's miniscule credibility?
  • Brendan_O_Connell
    Brendan_O_Connell Posts: 8,938
    A list of deranged, angry, bitter lefties that foam at the mouth every time someone mentions the words Brexit, Landslide or Red wall.
  • Redrobo
    Redrobo Posts: 11,331
    ‘Right’, said Dom. ‘if we don’t play it by my rules it is my ball and I’m going home.‘

    ‘Well fuck off said Boris’.

    Dom stood up and stamped his little feet. Tears of rage stinging the corner of his eyes. He would have liked to put Boris’s lights out, but when he thought that Boris May hit him back a little bit of pee seeped out.

    ’Right’ he said.

    There was silence while he tried to think of something really really nasty to say, but his mind was blank.

    ’Right’ he said again. 

    Then he picked up his ball, placed it carefully into his cardboard box and flounced out. ‘Just you wait’ he said to himself, ‘Just you bloody wait‘.
  • thai malaysia addick
    thai malaysia addick Posts: 18,344
    With time on his hands in the coming weeks, he decided to print off the entire CAFC Bonkers Shenanigans thread to read.
  • soapy_jones
    soapy_jones Posts: 21,362
    Jeremy Corbyns bollocks?
  • iaitch
    iaitch Posts: 10,235
    Southeastern timetables going back 20 years.
  • North Lower Neil
    North Lower Neil Posts: 22,966
    Chizz said:
    Lifers, what do you think is in Dom's box? 

    Dominic Cummings leaves Downing Street with immediate effect The Northern Echo
    As it appears to be from Q, I assume it's a Rolex that shoots poison darts into people, and a cigarette and toothpaste bomb.
  • StigThundercock
    StigThundercock Posts: 3,722
    some lego, a few matchbox cars, a teddy bear, a half empty pack of tena gentleman, his saver card for the coffee shop round the corner, a copy of 'Computing for Dummies' (unopened) and several dusty Percy Pig chews (vegan version)
  • North Lower Neil
    North Lower Neil Posts: 22,966
    StigThundercock said:
    some lego, a few matchbox cars, a teddy bear, a half empty pack of tena gentleman, his saver card for the coffee shop round the corner, a copy of 'Computing for Dummies' (unopened) and several dusty Percy Pig chews (vegan version)
    Did he win them all from The Generation Game?
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,040
    I've no idea what's in the box, but I'm pretty certain which Lifer wrote the instructions:


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