England Cricket 2021 (excluding Ashes)

MrWalker

Glad I've not got tickets for the 5th day 4th day   3rd day.

Covered End

How is it Bairstow still has a forward defence that you could drive a bus through?
We need Root or someone else to get a 100 here.

kentaddick

cafc999 said:

kentaddick said:

bairstow can fuck off home, awful, awful red ball player

even worse pink ball player

very good!

He's a slightly better jason roy - cant play a straight ball to save his life. 

cantersaddick

How good would a scratchy Joe Denly 25 be right now.

oohaahmortimer

Don’t think this will make the 5th session never mind the 5th day  

kentaddick

soapboxsam said:

kentaddick said:

kentaddick said:

bairstow can fuck off home, awful, awful red ball player

utter cunt

You are a disgrace 

u wot m8

Addick Addict

Just checked and 49 of Sharma's 66 runs were off our seamers 

kentaddick

https://twitter.com/jamesbenge/status/1364894764571762693

Covered End

The Indian fielders sound like a Happy Mondays backing singer in Step On.
Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey.

killerandflash

cantersaddick said:

How good would a scratchy Joe Denly 25 be right now.

On this sort of surface he would have been a reasonable pick. Another spin bowling option too

North Lower Neil

Moved serenely onto 19-2 now, great partnership.

soapboxsam

kentaddick said:

soapboxsam said:

kentaddick said:

kentaddick said:

bairstow can fuck off home, awful, awful red ball player

utter c***

You are a disgrace 

u wot m8

If you think" Fuck off Bairstow and "utter c***" is appropriate then we are different.

cafcsinger

Looks a bit uncomfortable Sibley.
Edit - bollox he's out

Addick Addict

"headlights, rabbits, in" re-arrange

Addickted2TheReds

North Lower Neil said:

Moved serenely onto 19-2 now, great partnership.

Nice one...

soapboxsam

3 wickets and 3 straight balls.

killerandflash

Garbage shot, burns a review too

kentaddick

soapboxsam said:

kentaddick said:

soapboxsam said:

kentaddick said:

kentaddick said:

bairstow can fuck off home, awful, awful red ball player

utter cunt

You are a disgrace 

u wot m8

If you think" Fuck off Bairstow and "utter cunt" is appropriate then we are different.

Oh stop embarrassing yourself. Bet you're really fun to sit next to at a football match.

cafcsinger

Root and Stokes, keep the faith

killerandflash

Covered End said:

The Indian fielders sound like a Happy Mondays backing singer in Step On.
Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey.

England are batting like Bez

North Lower Neil

Very good umpiring decision to be fair, didn't make much noise or deviate.

Chizz

'Ben Stokes.  I don't think he was expecting to be out here so early'. 

I can assure you, mate, he was. 

StigThundercock

Bairstow's utter idiocy actually outdone by Dom Sibley - reviewing the decision of caught when he's effing hit it?
(printable) words fail me

lolwray

Poor poor shot from sibley...its a difficult pitch but we are making it harder for ourselves 

StigThundercock

Chizz said:

'Ben Stokes.  I don't think he was expecting to be out here so early'. 

I can assure you, mate, he was. 

He's expecting to be back in the hutch in a matter of minutes as well.

North Lower Neil

StigThundercock said:

Bairstow's utter idiocy actually outdone by Dom Sibley - reviewing the decision of caught when he's effing hit it?
(printable) words fail me

And having a bit daft swipe at it in the first place, when he's not that sort of player even on a normal pitch.

Odd.

StigThundercock

kentaddick said:

soapboxsam said:

kentaddick said:

soapboxsam said:

kentaddick said:

kentaddick said:

bairstow can fuck off home, awful, awful red ball player

utter cunt

You are a disgrace 

u wot m8

If you think" Fuck off Bairstow and "utter cunt" is appropriate then we are different.

Oh stop embarrassing yourself. Bet you're really fun to sit next to at a football match.

I'll take prissy, easily offended grumbler over juvenile incoherent foul abuse every time.

killerandflash

He’d actually looked ok before that shot too

soapboxsam

kentaddick said:

soapboxsam said:

kentaddick said:

soapboxsam said:

kentaddick said:

kentaddick said:

bairstow can fuck off home, awful, awful red ball player

utter cunt

You are a disgrace 

u wot m8

If you think" Fuck off Bairstow and "utter cunt" is appropriate then we are different.

Oh stop embarrassing yourself. Bet you're really fun to sit next to at a football match.

I will talk your language. 

You are a wanker.

cantersaddick

Clam down lads. Its just a game of cricket!