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So If You’d Have Had the Call From Scott Minto....!

...how would it have gone?   Just thought we should have some fun as the other thread is not very pleasant. I know Tony Linnett.  He’s a nice guy and a proper fan so best we leave it there maybe folks.  

Had it been me, in my jimjams a few scotches in, I think it would have been something like “f**k me, Hi Scott.  Jeeeesuuu......  that’s f*****g Brillo mate.  Hi Curbs. Love yet work mate. Better than this pillock Bowyer  are the moment.  F***k me mate thats mental. Can’t wait to flog it.   Thomas you can shag my missus. Farnell get to f**** you wanker. Hope you haven’t shat in me motor”.   

Or some such.  All in all I think Tony (who I think was wankered so did well not to say any of the above) did ok. 

How would your phone calls have gone?
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  • I thought it was funny the way he said Scott Minto as if it was a most normal thing and started chatting away. 

    I probably would’ve been screeching nonsense.
  • Mine would've gone something like ....

    "Fuck off George, not falling for that." 

    *Line goes dead
  • edited December 2020
    I'm saying it in jest (not to drag up bug bears from the other thread) but I suppose it depends if you were watching the stream at the time you'd already know to expect the phone call, even then though would've been in a state of shock and probably wouldn't have got many words out 
  • Curb_It said:
    I thought it was funny the way he said Scott Minto as if it was a most normal thing and started chatting away. 

    I probably would’ve been screeching nonsense.
    Nothing new there.
  • I'd have asked for a match worn 😄
  • As the stream is on a lag, that could have got really confusing, as you'd be hearing Scott talk before it happened on the live stream!
  • As the stream is on a lag, that could have got really confusing, as you'd be hearing Scott talk before it happened on the live stream!
    That's why Tony wasn't watching.
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  • I would have said wrong number mate. I’ve never bought a stream 
  • Off_it said:
    Mine would've gone something like ....

    "Fuck off George, not falling for that." 

    *Line goes dead
    Bollocks - should have thought of that!
  • Mmmmiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiillllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllw...........
  • "I'm saying nothing"
  • ‘What fecking eejit is ringing me during the football’

    😳
  • I wouldn't have muddled him up with Scott Parker!
  • There’s a salutary lesson in there for the boys and girls running Valley Pass - not all Charlton fans are watching the coverage!!
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  • edited December 2020
    Oooo Ooooo yeaaa baby, tell me what you'll do to me to.. Your through to Jacinta at Talk2Babes

    Oh Hiiiiiii Scotty, I've not heard from you for a few days now!!
  • I would have told all my visiting house guests to be quiet before answering 
  • Butler takes my calls at home
  • Butler takes my calls at home

  • I would have asked did it come with the bitches ?

  • edited December 2020
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  • Would have invited Minto and Curbs to the family banquet.
  • 'That's a result, i'll let Chris know, he's due down soon for takeover talks at Millwall'
  • "Thanks for that Scott, I don't drive so if you can bung me 50k we'll call it quits".
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