So If You’d Have Had the Call From Scott Minto....!

Sillybilly

...how would it have gone?   Just thought we should have some fun as the other thread is not very pleasant. I know Tony Linnett.  He’s a nice guy and a proper fan so best we leave it there maybe folks.  

Had it been me, in my jimjams a few scotches in, I think it would have been something like “f**k me, Hi Scott.  Jeeeesuuu......  that’s f*****g Brillo mate.  Hi Curbs. Love yet work mate. Better than this pillock Bowyer  are the moment.  F***k me mate thats mental. Can’t wait to flog it.   Thomas you can shag my missus. Farnell get to f**** you wanker. Hope you haven’t shat in me motor”.   

Or some such.  All in all I think Tony (who I think was wankered so did well not to say any of the above) did ok. 

How would your phone calls have gone?

Curb_It

I thought it was funny the way he said Scott Minto as if it was a most normal thing and started chatting away. 

I probably would’ve been screeching nonsense.

Off_it

Mine would've gone something like ....

"Fuck off George, not falling for that." 

*Line goes dead

MattF

I'm saying it in jest (not to drag up bug bears from the other thread) but I suppose it depends if you were watching the stream at the time you'd already know to expect the phone call, even then though would've been in a state of shock and probably wouldn't have got many words out 

AFKABartram

I would have passed the phone to my horse

golfaddick

I would have asked to speak to Anthony Barness.........

guinnessaddick

Curb_It said:

I thought it was funny the way he said Scott Minto as if it was a most normal thing and started chatting away. 

I probably would’ve been screeching nonsense.

Nothing new there.

Talal

I'd have asked for a match worn 😄

killerandflash

As the stream is on a lag, that could have got really confusing, as you'd be hearing Scott talk before it happened on the live stream!

DaveMehmet

I’d have had to fight my way past 25 guests to get to the phone. 

guinnessaddick

killerandflash said:

As the stream is on a lag, that could have got really confusing, as you'd be hearing Scott talk before it happened on the live stream!

That's why Tony wasn't watching.

O-Randy-Hunt

Thank god he didnt ring me. I wouldnt have heard my phone ringing with the DJ pumping out the tunes and all my pals having a right old tear up in the living room.

ricky_otto

I haven’t got a phone so I don’t know why I bothered entering...but if I did have a phone it would have been Minto’s wife answering - that would have messed with his head....

MrOneLung

I would have said wrong number mate. I’ve never bought a stream 

Boom

Off_it said:

Mine would've gone something like ....

"Fuck off George, not falling for that." 

*Line goes dead

Bollocks - should have thought of that!

Addickted

Mmmmiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiillllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllw...........

T_C_E

“Hold up Scott, just got to stop Bow’s and JJ barking”

clb74

"I'm saying nothing"

KBslittlesis

‘What fecking eejit is ringing me during the football’

😳

PrincessFiona

I wouldn't have muddled him up with Scott Parker!

EveshamAddick

There’s a salutary lesson in there for the boys and girls running Valley Pass - not all Charlton fans are watching the coverage!!

ForeverAddickted

Oooo Ooooo yeaaa baby, tell me what you'll do to me to.. Your through to Jacinta at Talk2Babes

Oh Hiiiiiii Scotty, I've not heard from you for a few days now!!

cafc999

I would have told all my visiting house guests to be quiet before answering 

Fanny Fanackapan

I'd faint.

ValleyGary

Butler takes my calls at home

KBslittlesis

ValleyGary said:

Butler takes my calls at home

soapboxsam

I would have asked did it come with the bitches ?

Wheresmeticket

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C_A_F_C

Would have invited Minto and Curbs to the family banquet.

DOUCHER

'That's a result, i'll let Chris know, he's due down soon for takeover talks at Millwall'

ElfsborgAddick

"Thanks for that Scott, I don't drive so if you can bung me 50k we'll call it quits".