Last post wins.

iainment

Go.

cafcsinger

Sink, boring.

iamdan

Thread closed. 

Huskaris

If you post after me all your children will become Palace fans who look like Dowie.

ForeverAddickted

If you posted one before me then all your children will become Millwall fans and whilst they wont realise, all you'll ever hear when they speak is... MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

Mendonca In Asdas

Thatcher.

North Lower Neil

paulie8290

We all know admin will win

Huskaris

Tony Blair should be canonised as a saint. 

Huskaris

Moved to HoC. 

golfaddick

If I win I promise to post more of my dating stories......😉.

aliwibble

paulie8290 said:

We all know admin will win

It's tempting, but "wins what?" needs to be confirmed first

oohaahmortimer

golfaddick said:

If I win I promise to post more of my dating stories......😉.

NapaAddick

$70,000,000

paulie8290

If I win I promise to post nothing else on this forum except on the snooker thread for the rest of 2021

Saulc23

golfaddick said:

If I win I promise to post more of my dating stories......😉.

“Your post will be delivered by MyHerpes between 08:00 & 11:00”

“Please don’t worry about meeting your driver, a photo of your back passage will be taken when your driver delivers the package by your back door to demonstrate receipt”

sillav nitram

Has President Clump asked for a recount or been impeached yet?

eaststandmike

Sheffield United will come good!

thai malaysia addick

I suppose it's slightly more creative than a thread called 'First post wins'.

Macronate

ForeverAddickted

Macronate said:

How do you know thats the last post... that might be the first post with the last one down the other end?

Macronate

I knew someone would ask that and the answer is that, err, this is in my back garden and I watched the, err, post/ banger inner at work.

StigThundercock

Anybody posting after me is a lower form of life than Kelvin Mackenzie.
There that should do it.