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What's everyone doing tonight?

Chizz
Chizz Posts: 28,329
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I am off to a cocktail bar tonight for pre-dinner drinks, then dinner at a restaurant, followed by open mic night at my local pub, if I can get in. 
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  • se9addick
    se9addick Posts: 32,030
    On my way back from Bristol after a decent away win, had a skinful so hoping to get into a pub near Paddington for a few post-train beers before falling asleep on the train back to SE London. 
  • paulie8290
    paulie8290 Posts: 23,344
    Nurse nurse

    Chizz is off his meds again 
  • Nicholas
    Nicholas Posts: 7,626
    Having about my 300th night in in a row
  • Solidgone
    Solidgone Posts: 10,205
    I’ll probably grab a donor kebab and then off to Annabels for a couple with Kate and her pals. 
  • paulie8290
    paulie8290 Posts: 23,344
    I feel like I have slipped into some parallel universe whilst laying in the bath lol
  • Karim_myBagheri
    Karim_myBagheri Posts: 12,689
    just another quiet night in... 

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00828g8/porridge-series-1-3-a-night-in
  • bobmunro
    bobmunro Posts: 20,840
    Just cooked me and the missus a very nice fillet steak, and now deciding whether to stay on the Merlot or switch to single malt.
  • Solidgone
    Solidgone Posts: 10,205
    bobmunro said:
    Just cooked me and the missus a very nice fillet steak, and now deciding whether to stay on the Merlot or switch to single malt.
    Mmmmmn....drink all the merlot and then start on the single malt.
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    edited January 2021
    I’m firing up porn hub as soon as Mrs Otto and Daughter are asleep. I’m hoping to stay awake long enough to finish a w@nk without being caught.


    no seriously, I’m watching old episodes of The Bill and having a packet of crisps. 
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,288
    ricky_otto said:
    I’m firing up porn hub as soon as Mrs Otto and Daughter are asleep. I’m hoping to stay awake long enough to finish a w@nk off without being caught.
    Try a dangerw@nk and call your wife as your doing it... See if you can get done before she catches you!! 
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  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,288
    Sitting with my feet up having a Dominos watching some Paw Patrol!! 
  • usetobunkin
    usetobunkin Posts: 2,179
    Getting ready to go to IBF Sevrington for my final shift of my Op Brock deployment
  • bobmunro
    bobmunro Posts: 20,840
    Solidgone said:
    bobmunro said:
    Just cooked me and the missus a very nice fillet steak, and now deciding whether to stay on the Merlot or switch to single malt.
    Mmmmmn....drink all the merlot and then start on the single malt.
    Hmmm - I have quite an extensive cellar.

    Oh well - here goes!
  • paulie8290
    paulie8290 Posts: 23,344
    ForeverAddickted said:
    Sitting with my feet up having a Dominos watching some Paw Patrol!! 
    Admit it your son is asleep your just enjoying a pizza and watching some adventure bay action
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,288
    paulie8290 said:
    ForeverAddickted said:
    Sitting with my feet up having a Dominos watching some Paw Patrol!! 
    Admit it your son is asleep your just enjoying a pizza and watching some adventure bay action
    Unfortunately not... He's sitting watching Paw Patrol getting to enjoy three pieces of chicken whilst me and Leanne have to settle for two pieces each - Nice to see how the hierarchy works in this place eh!!
  • Todds_right_hook
    Todds_right_hook Posts: 10,875
    bobmunro said:
    Just cooked me and the missus a very nice fillet steak, and now deciding whether to stay on the Merlot or switch to single malt.
    Both?
  • heckington_reds
    heckington_reds Posts: 727
    I've set up a mastermind evening with our neighbours and nextdoor but one.
    Special subject questions are ancient history, water..he works for anglian, Lana del Rey, star wars, knitting and mine is uk football grounds up to mid 90s.
    Plus general knowledge round. Should kill an hour or so.
  • fadgadget
    fadgadget Posts: 1,388
    Work .

  • North Lower Neil
    North Lower Neil Posts: 22,942
    bobmunro said:
    Just cooked me and the missus a very nice fillet steak, and now deciding whether to stay on the Merlot or switch to single malt.
    Whisky then wine, fine.
    Wine then whisky... frisky?
  • Off_it
    Off_it Posts: 28,828
    I will be firing off a sternly worded email to Valley Pass bemoaning the shockingly extortionate £10 price they are charging for matches - from my Apple device, whilst eating a takeaway pizza and sipping a cup of  Kopi Luwak .
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  • Addickted
    Addickted Posts: 19,456
    Party planners have erected the marquee in the garden, a dozen over head heaters set around the grounds, both bars set up and smoker/BBQ going nicely.

    Couple of staff not turned up yet but as there's only 80 of us tonight - including two who have flown in from Brazil especially for tonight - we should be fine.

    The band have just started their first set opening with Rocking All Over The World.
  • Redvalleyeast
    Redvalleyeast Posts: 4,689
    ForeverAddickted said:
    ricky_otto said:
    I’m firing up porn hub as soon as Mrs Otto and Daughter are asleep. I’m hoping to stay awake long enough to finish a w@nk off without being caught.
    Try a dangerw@nk and call your wife as your doing it... See if you can get done before she catches you!! 
    Mate of mines regular dangerw@nk was knocking one out in bed whilst his Mrs was asleep next to him. Never got caught apparently. So he said anyway.
  • blackpool72
    blackpool72 Posts: 23,664
    I'm trying to work out how to outsmart Chizz on the political threads. 


    Give me 5 minutes 

    Hang on

    Give me 5 hours 

    Hang on


    Give me 5 days 


    Hang on. 


    Bollox to Chizz 
    I'm having a drink instead 
  • Off_it
    Off_it Posts: 28,828
    North Lower Neil said:
    bobmunro said:
    Just cooked me and the missus a very nice fillet steak, and now deciding whether to stay on the Merlot or switch to single malt.
    Whisky then wine, fine.
    Wine then whisky... frisky?

    Wine is fine, but whiskey's quicker ....
  • EricBanterna
    EricBanterna Posts: 1,740
    Redvalleyeast said:
    ForeverAddickted said:
    ricky_otto said:
    I’m firing up porn hub as soon as Mrs Otto and Daughter are asleep. I’m hoping to stay awake long enough to finish a w@nk off without being caught.
    Try a dangerw@nk and call your wife as your doing it... See if you can get done before she catches you!! 
    Mate of mines regular dangerw@nk was knocking one out in bed whilst his Mrs was asleep next to him. Never got caught apparently. So he said anyway.
    I say random women's name during sex to see if the missus is paying attention. 

    I have the bruises to prove she does. 
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,582
    bobmunro said:
    Just cooked me and the missus a very nice fillet steak, and now deciding whether to stay on the Merlot or switch to single malt.
    Is it the 14th March already?
  • stop_shouting
    stop_shouting Posts: 3,678
    Black sheep, Chinese and the Queens Gambit (best thing since breaking bad).
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,288
    edited January 2021
    Redvalleyeast said:
    ForeverAddickted said:
    ricky_otto said:
    I’m firing up porn hub as soon as Mrs Otto and Daughter are asleep. I’m hoping to stay awake long enough to finish a w@nk off without being caught.
    Try a dangerw@nk and call your wife as your doing it... See if you can get done before she catches you!! 
    Mate of mines regular dangerw@nk was knocking one out in bed whilst his Mrs was asleep next to him. Never got caught apparently. So he said anyway.
    She's probably laying there fully aware and is relieved she doesnt have to pretend she's got a headache
    EricBanterna said:
    Redvalleyeast said:
    ForeverAddickted said:
    ricky_otto said:
    I’m firing up porn hub as soon as Mrs Otto and Daughter are asleep. I’m hoping to stay awake long enough to finish a w@nk off without being caught.
    Try a dangerw@nk and call your wife as your doing it... See if you can get done before she catches you!! 
    Mate of mines regular dangerw@nk was knocking one out in bed whilst his Mrs was asleep next to him. Never got caught apparently. So he said anyway.
    I say random women's name during sex to see if the missus is paying attention. 

    I have the bruises to prove she does. 
    Well what do you expect if you mention her Sisters name?
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    ForeverAddickted said:
    ricky_otto said:
    I’m firing up porn hub as soon as Mrs Otto and Daughter are asleep. I’m hoping to stay awake long enough to finish a w@nk off without being caught.
    Try a dangerw@nk and call your wife as your doing it... See if you can get done before she catches you!! 
    I’ll probably call her mum instead. 
  • jonseventyfive
    jonseventyfive Posts: 3,352
    Off_it said:
    North Lower Neil said:
    bobmunro said:
    Just cooked me and the missus a very nice fillet steak, and now deciding whether to stay on the Merlot or switch to single malt.
    Whisky then wine, fine.
    Wine then whisky... frisky?

    Wine is fine, but whiskey's quicker ....
    A line from an Ozzy Osbourne  number I believe, think the song was suicide solution, so no more drinking for you tonight young man. 

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