What's everyone doing tonight?

Chizz

I am off to a cocktail bar tonight for pre-dinner drinks, then dinner at a restaurant, followed by open mic night at my local pub, if I can get in. 

se9addick

On my way back from Bristol after a decent away win, had a skinful so hoping to get into a pub near Paddington for a few post-train beers before falling asleep on the train back to SE London. 

paulie8290

Nurse nurse

Chizz is off his meds again 

Nicholas

Having about my 300th night in in a row

Solidgone

I’ll probably grab a donor kebab and then off to Annabels for a couple with Kate and her pals. 

paulie8290

I feel like I have slipped into some parallel universe whilst laying in the bath lol

Karim_myBagheri

just another quiet night in... 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00828g8/porridge-series-1-3-a-night-in

bobmunro

Just cooked me and the missus a very nice fillet steak, and now deciding whether to stay on the Merlot or switch to single malt.

Solidgone

bobmunro said:

Just cooked me and the missus a very nice fillet steak, and now deciding whether to stay on the Merlot or switch to single malt.

Mmmmmn....drink all the merlot and then start on the single malt.

ricky_otto

I’m firing up porn hub as soon as Mrs Otto and Daughter are asleep. I’m hoping to stay awake long enough to finish a w@nk without being caught.


no seriously, I’m watching old episodes of The Bill and having a packet of crisps. 

ForeverAddickted

ricky_otto said:

I’m firing up porn hub as soon as Mrs Otto and Daughter are asleep. I’m hoping to stay awake long enough to finish a w@nk off without being caught.

Try a dangerw@nk and call your wife as your doing it... See if you can get done before she catches you!! 

ForeverAddickted

Sitting with my feet up having a Dominos watching some Paw Patrol!! 

usetobunkin

Getting ready to go to IBF Sevrington for my final shift of my Op Brock deployment

bobmunro

Solidgone said:

bobmunro said:

Just cooked me and the missus a very nice fillet steak, and now deciding whether to stay on the Merlot or switch to single malt.

Mmmmmn....drink all the merlot and then start on the single malt.

Hmmm - I have quite an extensive cellar.

Oh well - here goes!

paulie8290

ForeverAddickted said:

Sitting with my feet up having a Dominos watching some Paw Patrol!! 

Admit it your son is asleep your just enjoying a pizza and watching some adventure bay action

ForeverAddickted

paulie8290 said:

ForeverAddickted said:

Sitting with my feet up having a Dominos watching some Paw Patrol!! 

Admit it your son is asleep your just enjoying a pizza and watching some adventure bay action

Unfortunately not... He's sitting watching Paw Patrol getting to enjoy three pieces of chicken whilst me and Leanne have to settle for two pieces each - Nice to see how the hierarchy works in this place eh!!

Todds_right_hook

bobmunro said:

Just cooked me and the missus a very nice fillet steak, and now deciding whether to stay on the Merlot or switch to single malt.

Both?

heckington_reds

I've set up a mastermind evening with our neighbours and nextdoor but one.
Special subject questions are ancient history, water..he works for anglian, Lana del Rey, star wars, knitting and mine is uk football grounds up to mid 90s.
Plus general knowledge round. Should kill an hour or so.

fadgadget

Work .

North Lower Neil

bobmunro said:

Just cooked me and the missus a very nice fillet steak, and now deciding whether to stay on the Merlot or switch to single malt.

Whisky then wine, fine.
Wine then whisky... frisky?

Off_it

I will be firing off a sternly worded email to Valley Pass bemoaning the shockingly extortionate £10 price they are charging for matches - from my Apple device, whilst eating a takeaway pizza and sipping a cup of  Kopi Luwak .

Addickted

Party planners have erected the marquee in the garden, a dozen over head heaters set around the grounds, both bars set up and smoker/BBQ going nicely.

Couple of staff not turned up yet but as there's only 80 of us tonight - including two who have flown in from Brazil especially for tonight - we should be fine.

The band have just started their first set opening with Rocking All Over The World.

Redvalleyeast

ForeverAddickted said:

ricky_otto said:

I’m firing up porn hub as soon as Mrs Otto and Daughter are asleep. I’m hoping to stay awake long enough to finish a w@nk off without being caught.

Try a dangerw@nk and call your wife as your doing it... See if you can get done before she catches you!! 

Mate of mines regular dangerw@nk was knocking one out in bed whilst his Mrs was asleep next to him. Never got caught apparently. So he said anyway.

blackpool72

I'm trying to work out how to outsmart Chizz on the political threads. 


Give me 5 minutes 

Hang on

Give me 5 hours 

Hang on


Give me 5 days 


Hang on. 


Bollox to Chizz 
I'm having a drink instead 

Off_it

North Lower Neil said:

bobmunro said:

Just cooked me and the missus a very nice fillet steak, and now deciding whether to stay on the Merlot or switch to single malt.

Whisky then wine, fine.
Wine then whisky... frisky?

Wine is fine, but whiskey's quicker ....

EricBanterna

Redvalleyeast said:

ForeverAddickted said:

ricky_otto said:

I’m firing up porn hub as soon as Mrs Otto and Daughter are asleep. I’m hoping to stay awake long enough to finish a w@nk off without being caught.

Try a dangerw@nk and call your wife as your doing it... See if you can get done before she catches you!! 

Mate of mines regular dangerw@nk was knocking one out in bed whilst his Mrs was asleep next to him. Never got caught apparently. So he said anyway.

I say random women's name during sex to see if the missus is paying attention. 

I have the bruises to prove she does. 

guinnessaddick

bobmunro said:

Just cooked me and the missus a very nice fillet steak, and now deciding whether to stay on the Merlot or switch to single malt.

Is it the 14th March already?

stop_shouting

Black sheep, Chinese and the Queens Gambit (best thing since breaking bad).

ForeverAddickted

Redvalleyeast said:

ForeverAddickted said:

ricky_otto said:

I’m firing up porn hub as soon as Mrs Otto and Daughter are asleep. I’m hoping to stay awake long enough to finish a w@nk off without being caught.

Try a dangerw@nk and call your wife as your doing it... See if you can get done before she catches you!! 

Mate of mines regular dangerw@nk was knocking one out in bed whilst his Mrs was asleep next to him. Never got caught apparently. So he said anyway.

She's probably laying there fully aware and is relieved she doesnt have to pretend she's got a headache

EricBanterna said:

Redvalleyeast said:

ForeverAddickted said:

ricky_otto said:

I’m firing up porn hub as soon as Mrs Otto and Daughter are asleep. I’m hoping to stay awake long enough to finish a w@nk off without being caught.

Try a dangerw@nk and call your wife as your doing it... See if you can get done before she catches you!! 

Mate of mines regular dangerw@nk was knocking one out in bed whilst his Mrs was asleep next to him. Never got caught apparently. So he said anyway.

I say random women's name during sex to see if the missus is paying attention. 

I have the bruises to prove she does. 

Well what do you expect if you mention her Sisters name?

ricky_otto

ForeverAddickted said:

ricky_otto said:

I’m firing up porn hub as soon as Mrs Otto and Daughter are asleep. I’m hoping to stay awake long enough to finish a w@nk off without being caught.

Try a dangerw@nk and call your wife as your doing it... See if you can get done before she catches you!! 

I’ll probably call her mum instead. 

jonseventyfive

Off_it said:

North Lower Neil said:

bobmunro said:

Just cooked me and the missus a very nice fillet steak, and now deciding whether to stay on the Merlot or switch to single malt.

Whisky then wine, fine.
Wine then whisky... frisky?

Wine is fine, but whiskey's quicker ....

A line from an Ozzy Osbourne  number I believe, think the song was suicide solution, so no more drinking for you tonight young man.