Attention: Please take a moment to consider our terms and conditions before posting.
Options

Caption Competition: Let's all laff @ Simon Jordan

LoOkOuTLoOkOuT
edited August 2006 in General Charlton
Tosser & Curbs

Curbs: "You smell better than the last bloke..."

Comments

  • Options
    WhenIwasLittleBoyWhenIwasLittleBoy
    Does the tie go with the bleached blonde hair and fake tan Alan
  • Options
    AFKABartramAFKABartram
    glad you're sitting down, i'm only 5"4...
  • Options
    WSSWSS
    "How dare you have a better tan than me Alan"
  • Options
    MCSMCS
    Add to above WWS caption, sorry to shite on your parade!

    "How dare you have a better tan than me Alan, i am nothing without my tan"
  • Options
    ForeverredForeverred
    "Alan, have you heard, Stone supports us now!"
  • Options
    henrythecathenrythecat
    i wish richard murray would stop turning up at these things wearing that stupid simon jordan mask.
  • Options
    Charlton DanCharlton Dan
    "Do you think Im a tosser Al?"
  • Options
    LenGloverLenGlover
    Alan I didn't realise the W stood for Waterstones......
  • Options
    LenGloverLenGlover
    OOOOH Alan you're MUCH nicer than that Dowie
  • Options
    AFKABartramAFKABartram
    I'll smile cos i'm nice like that, but if you dirty Palace scumbag don't take your hand off my ar3e right now, i'm gonna deck you !
  • Sponsored links:


  • Options
    paulbaconsarniepaulbaconsarnie
    no i wont sign this contract. now give me my finger back.
  • Options
    LoOkOuTLoOkOuT
    PBS: LOL! Good thinking ;-)
  • Options
    kigeliakigelia
    Jordan takes revenge on Charlton by giving Curbs a wedgie.
  • Options
    Alex WrightAlex Wright
    Yes Simon. Five years managing Palace, and I'll take Dowie on as assistant.

    It's a deal.
  • Options
    carly burncarly burn
    JORDAN : "No Alan. The ' W ' on the top of my head stands for ' womaniser ' i can assure you. "
  • Options
    LoOkOuTLoOkOuT
    ?
  • Options
    AddicktedAddickted
    You are aware that there aren't many pictures in it Simon?
  • Options
    bingaddickbingaddick
    As a fellow Eastender Al, do you think I'd get a job as Cindy Beales stand in?
  • Options
    FTPFTP
    He'd better not leave an orange palm print on my shirt
  • Options
    bingaddickbingaddick
    I've just popped into Waterstones Al to buy a dictionary. My mates suggested I look up the meaning of the word "tosser" and it says "fake tanned kn*b-head in poorly fitting pink tie"
  • Sponsored links:


  • Options
    T_C_ET_C_E
    So Al, whats it like to be popular?
  • Options
    P_AirP_Air
    Looks like the Orange One is holding a gun! Hahaha!

    (bad photoshoppery there btw)
  • Options
    Penfolds PermPenfolds Perm
    ''Have you got to sign a Ron Noades Tenancy Agreement as well ?''
  • Options
    March51March51
    'Look Simon, I'll write the words down for you: Sha-la-la la la la la la
    (clap, clap)
    No, you don't sing clap clap, (Give me strength! Man's an idiot!)'
  • Options
    davydavy
    Alan: Who should i make it out to?
    Simon: Simon Jordan
    Alan: Shouldn't it be Simone as Simon is a boys name
    Simon: I am a boy
    Alan: Oh sorry i thought you was girl with your long blonde hair, orange face and pink tie and an ugly girl as well
  • Options
    Cordoban AddickCordoban Addick
    Would you like me to sign your book Alan?
Sign In or Register to comment.

Roland Out Forever!