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What exactly did we do to the universe?

lordromford
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Because the universe definitely has it in for us.
Yes, I’m biased because I’m a charlton fan. Yes, we’re making mistakes. Yes we’re often not looking like a good team. And yes, you make your own luck.
But how many times do our mistakes lead to opposition goals?
How many times do opposition mistakes end up harmlessly bouncing to their own players?
How many times are we seeing goals go in from outstanding shooting from average opposition players?
How many times are goalkeepers, who look ordinary most weeks, playing blinders against us?
How many times do we hit the woodwork?
How many marginal ref decisions, usually when they could result in sendings off, go against us?
How long is this going to go on?
I know, I know. It’s irrational and at the end of the day, we’ve been bad for a while and you get what you deserve.
But come on, universe. Whatever we did, we’re sorry.
Yes, I’m biased because I’m a charlton fan. Yes, we’re making mistakes. Yes we’re often not looking like a good team. And yes, you make your own luck.
But how many times do our mistakes lead to opposition goals?
How many times do opposition mistakes end up harmlessly bouncing to their own players?
How many times are we seeing goals go in from outstanding shooting from average opposition players?
How many times are goalkeepers, who look ordinary most weeks, playing blinders against us?
How many times do we hit the woodwork?
How many marginal ref decisions, usually when they could result in sendings off, go against us?
How long is this going to go on?
I know, I know. It’s irrational and at the end of the day, we’ve been bad for a while and you get what you deserve.
But come on, universe. Whatever we did, we’re sorry.
Now give us a fucking break.
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Bauer scored in the 94th minute...8
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ForeverAddickted said:Bauer scored in the 94th minute...
You know what, I reckon we weren’t supposed to win that game and we pulled the universe’s pants down.
He switched over for a minute, switched back to watch Extra Time, saw we’d won it and thought “You bastards, I had a score on Sunderland in extra time, I’ll fucking show you.”16 -
Maybe a mirror fell down in the dressing room squashing a passing black cat, whilst shattering in the process?
You do wonder sometimes....1 -
bigstemarra said:Maybe a mirror fell down in the dressing room squashing a passing black cat, whilst shattering in the process?
You do wonder sometimes....1 -
It's a gypsy curse. Bowyer needs to piss in all four corners of The Valley to counter it1
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killerandflash said:It's a gypsy curse. Bowyer needs to piss in all four corners of The Valley to counter it
Did it work? Well, eventually they ended up with David Moyes who led them from success to success until he went to Everton, a number of years later, mind!1 -
bigstemarra said:killerandflash said:It's a gypsy curse. Bowyer needs to piss in all four corners of The Valley to counter it
Did it work? Well, eventually they ended up with David Moyes who led them from success to success until he went to Everton, a number of years later, mind!
Some mugs from London were their next visitors and they duly won 3-1
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There is a saying that when you are at the bottom you don't get any breaks. Of course, we are not at the bottom of the League but this applies to us too.
The problem is, it is about your state of mind. Your lack of confidence. An expectation this will happen that has edged its way into your mindset. You don't get the breaks because you are fragile. When you are confident, you get the breaks.2 -
killerandflash said:It's a gypsy curse. Bowyer needs to piss in all four corners of The Valley to counter it0
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killerandflash said:It's a gypsy curse.
It's why they were desperate to beat us today.
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ValleyGary said:0
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bigstemarra said:killerandflash said:It's a gypsy curse. Bowyer needs to piss in all four corners of The Valley to counter it
Did it work? Well, eventually they ended up with David Moyes who led them from success to success until he went to Everton, a number of years later, mind!0 -
Come on those 3 play off finals are absolute miraculous feats in football, when the footballing gods sucked our ball bags dry and dipped out nuts in custard and we used up ten lifetimes worth of universe luck .
all this is just payback and we’re still well in credit6 -
ForeverAddickted said:bigstemarra said:killerandflash said:It's a gypsy curse. Bowyer needs to piss in all four corners of The Valley to counter it
Did it work? Well, eventually they ended up with David Moyes who led them from success to success until he went to Everton, a number of years later, mind!
Some mugs from London were their next visitors and they duly won 3-1
Pahars.1 -
It's the curse of Roland hanging over us I tell thee.
Until he sells the valley and sparrows lane to Tommy boy his evil presence shall hang over us like a storm cloud.
So for the very last time.
Just sell the club and FUCK OFF.1 -
ForeverAddickted said:bigstemarra said:killerandflash said:It's a gypsy curse. Bowyer needs to piss in all four corners of The Valley to counter it
Did it work? Well, eventually they ended up with David Moyes who led them from success to success until he went to Everton, a number of years later, mind!
Some mugs from London were their next visitors and they duly won 3-10 -
Katrien is a witch.1
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Dave Rudd said:ForeverAddickted said:bigstemarra said:killerandflash said:It's a gypsy curse. Bowyer needs to piss in all four corners of The Valley to counter it
Did it work? Well, eventually they ended up with David Moyes who led them from success to success until he went to Everton, a number of years later, mind!
Some mugs from London were their next visitors and they duly won 3-1
Pahars.0 -
killerandflash said:It's a gypsy curse. Bowyer needs to piss in all four corners of The Valley to counter it3
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blackpool72 said:It's the curse of Roland hanging over us I tell thee.
Until he sells the valley and sparrows lane to Tommy boy his evil presence shall hang over us like a storm cloud.
So for the very last time.
Just sell the club and FUCK OFF.
But i dont think Tommy Boy wants to buy at Rolands price.
Round and round we go,so lucky the world is unable to travel.0 -
Last year we kept conceding in the last few mins while this season we are the worst in the league for failing to win after conceding first. Both are karma for that victory at Wembley, I reckon.0