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Shakespeare in Football

Dave Rudd
Dave Rudd Posts: 2,865
in Fun, Jokes & Captions
We start, of course, with our patron:



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  • Chizz
    Chizz Posts: 28,329
    Am I so round with you as you with me,
    That like a football you do spurn me thus?
    You spurn me hence, and he will spurn me hither.
    If I last in this service, you must case me in leather. 

    Dromio of Ephesus, The Comedy of Errors 
    Act 2, Scene 1 
  • Dave Rudd
    Dave Rudd Posts: 2,865
    And now a few to get us started:

    Outrageous Fortune (Hamlet, Act 3, Scene 1)





    Is this a Dagger I see before me? (Macbeth, Act 2, Scene 1)




    I come to Bury (Julius Caesar, Act 3, Scene 2)



  • KiwiValley
    KiwiValley Posts: 3,378
    Ours not to question why. Ours but to not f’n concede deep into injury time. 
  • KiwiValley
    KiwiValley Posts: 3,378
    Neither a Southhall not a lender be
  • iaitch
    iaitch Posts: 10,216
    The Southall takeover, a Comedy of Errors.
  • bobmunro
    bobmunro Posts: 20,840
    iaitch said:
    The Southall takeover, a Comedy of Errors.
    The Tooth Fairy takeover - Much Ado About Nothing.
  • KiwiValley
    KiwiValley Posts: 3,378
    Thou foul bunchbacked toad. 

    That’s an actual Shakespeare quote but I was thinking of Soithhall when I wrote it.
  • killerandflash
    killerandflash Posts: 69,832
    We have a defence more honoured in the breach...
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,820
    Brevity is the Sol Campbell of wit - Hamlet
  • KiwiValley
    KiwiValley Posts: 3,378
    Apologies 
    I m a little drunk. Alcohol eh? It provokes the desire [to be funny] but takes away the performance . Time for bed...to bed to bed to bed ...to sleep perchsnce to dream of the playoffs. anyway you get the idea I did a Shakespeare paper at University and I want you all to know.

     
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  • letthegoodtimesroll
    letthegoodtimesroll Posts: 10,611
    A midsummer nights dream will be to reflect upon the 20/21 3rd Wembley playoff win and look forward in anticipation to the start of charlton’s championship campaign next season
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,820
    Now is the Jeff Winter of our discontent. The referees a w***er - Richard III
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,820
    beware the idea of Solly March - Julius Ceasar
  • bobmunro
    bobmunro Posts: 20,840
    letthegoodtimesroll said:
    A midsummer nights dream will be to reflect upon the 20/21 3rd Wembley playoff win and look forward in anticipation to the start of charlton’s championship campaign next season
    If it be thus to dream, still let me sleep.
  • Dave Rudd
    Dave Rudd Posts: 2,865
    With apologies ...


    That I, one Snout by name, present a 'Wall (A Midsummer Night's Dream, Act 5, Scene 1)


  • MuttleyCAFC
    MuttleyCAFC Posts: 47,728
    We shall winneth our next three games because we has't to.  If 't be true by chance we art did allow to draweth one, all of the fans shall rejoiceth  - Nigelus Adkinnius

    Can't remember the play this came from but hopefully not a tragedy.
  • LonelyNorthernAddick
    LonelyNorthernAddick Posts: 2,421
    This season's definitely been a tragedy anyway
  • seth plum
    seth plum Posts: 53,448
    edited April 2021
    This Valley fits the purpose Albie Morgan passing well.
  • Lincsaddick
    Lincsaddick Posts: 32,345
    promotion meaneth much ado about EVERYTHING
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,018

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  • Dave Rudd
    Dave Rudd Posts: 2,865
    Et tu, Bruce?  (Julius Caesar, Act 3, Scene 1)




  • seth plum
    seth plum Posts: 53,448
    Out damned Southall!
  • Lincsaddick
    Lincsaddick Posts: 32,345
    Caesar:
    Let me have men about me that are fat, like Steveo of Evans
    Sleek-headed men and such as sleep a-nights.
    Yond Mourinho has a lean and hungry look,
    He thinks too much; such men are dangerous.
  • bobmunro
    bobmunro Posts: 20,840
    Away, you three inch fool!

    (failed the height test)
  • Saga Lout
    Saga Lout Posts: 6,845
    Two nil or not two nil, that is the question.
  • RomseyAddick
    RomseyAddick Posts: 180
    Roly O, Roly O, where fore art thou, Roly O?
  • Raith_C_Chattonell
    Raith_C_Chattonell Posts: 5,672


    Melted into thin air.

    The Tempest Act 4 scene 1.
  • killerandflash
    killerandflash Posts: 69,832
    "My salad days"

    How Josh Davison will look back on his loan spell at Forest Green Rovers
  • lolwray
    lolwray Posts: 4,897
    As flies to wanton boys are we to the gods ..they'd kill us for a home win 
  • SuedeAdidas
    SuedeAdidas Posts: 7,730


    Puck off!

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