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Harry Potter - The next series of books

With Harry about to finally leave Hogwarts what lies ahead in the young wizards life

Book 8 Harry Potter and the lads holiday in Ibiza - Harry gets to use his wand in a totally different way with some nice doris's he meets at one of Ketman's raves

Book 9 Harry Potter and the Snakebite - Student Harry discovers a purple magical potion that has has strange effects on him and his stomach

Book 10 Harry Potter and the fixed rate mortgage - Stanmore sorts harry out with a 5 times his salary mortgage that means he has to settle down and get a proper job

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    "General Charlton"?

    Get out
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    [cite]Posted By: WSS[/cite]"General Charlton"?

    Get out

    You could have added a Charlton book. Just cos you were rejected by the TV company don't take it out on me. ;-)
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    LOL

    On a serious note: I really don't see the appeal of Potter, its mass market fun cobbling together stuff from elsewhere so hardly original. I sat through the recent movie and found it quite slow moving, and then all very predictable, not the best one of the sequence in my view.
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    Harry Potter and the cauldron of semen - harry takes a day trip to Brighton, and likes what he sees.


    Apologies :-(
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    it's irrelevant - he dies in this book
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    yuck, glad ive just eaten my brekkie..
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    [cite]Posted By: razil[/cite]LOL

    On a serious note: I really don't see the appeal of Potter, its mass market fun cobbling together stuff from elsewhere so hardly original. I sat through the recent movie and found it quite slow moving, and then all very predictable, not the best one of the sequence in my view.

    JKR incorporates the main themes from just about every childrens's story (Foundling, boarding school, secret powers, Good v Evil) but she does it well.

    If it gets young girls and especially boys reading then great. Taking Joe to see the new film at the Vue in the O2 on Sunday. More interested in the venue TBH
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    Agreed Henners, just don't think its all that original, and didn't think much if the latest film.

    :)
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    [cite]Posted By: WSS[/cite]it's irrelevant - he dies in this book

    You shyster!
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    [cite]Posted By: AFKA Bartram[/cite]Harry Potter and the cauldron of semen - harry takes a day trip to Brighton, and likes what he sees.


    Apologies :-(

    hahahaha

    Or Seaman Potter and the cauldron of Harry
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