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Eight Dinner Party Guests

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  • I've thought long and hard about this but couldn't come up with anyone more than David Attenborough, Oliver Reed and Lee Mack. There are a few good responses that others have posted (and more than a few that leave me with absolute chills) but there's no point nicking others ideas. I've therefore decided that my 'dinner' party will be me, my mates, an endless supply of cheese and onion toasties and enough real ale to float the Ark Royal. All these famous types can bugger off, if they've want interesting conversations they can have them with the press. We're making our own entertainment.

  • Nigel Farage
    Donald Trump
    Nick Ferrari
    Julia Hartley Brewer
    Laurence Fox
    Alan Curbishley
    Chris Powell
    Mike Graham


    Oops have to edit it so add

    Isabel Oakshott
    Shirley Williams
    Julia Roberts

    Remove Curbs, Powell and Mike Graham...sorry fellows.

    Wow you’ve got some real pieces of work on there. Should make for a weird old evening. Lol. 
  • Bob Mortimer is a very very good shout. Can’t believe I missed him out.
  • edited October 2021
    JamesSeed said:

    Nigel Farage
    Donald Trump
    Nick Ferrari
    Julia Hartley Brewer
    Laurence Fox
    Alan Curbishley
    Chris Powell
    Mike Graham


    Oops have to edit it so add

    Isabel Oakshott
    Shirley Williams
    Julia Roberts

    Remove Curbs, Powell and Mike Graham...sorry fellows.

    Wow you’ve got some real pieces of work on there. Should make for a weird old evening. Lol. 
    Its because i can find out what their really like, rather than a few know all's telling me what their like.
  • Really enjoyed this thread.
    After making my choice and reading others, I could probably make several lists.
    Certainly would add Dolly Parton and Peter Usinov.
    Interestingly (or not) for a few years before the dreaded covid hit us, we entertained sixteen friends on new years eve for dinner.
    We tasked our guests with questions, stating their choice of two people they would most wish to have at a dinner party.
    One person included Jesus Christ another Jeremy Corbin!!
    We also asked what would you eat for your last meal.
    Good answers there.
    Another question was your favorite destination.
    Many varied and interesting destinations but probably the most curious answer was Jaywick.
    Apparently it was where they went for his honeymoon 55 years ago!!!          
  • They’re. (Bloody know-alls!)
    Guests of that calibre are highly unlikely to let you know what they’re really like; that’s how they get people to vote for them (not Farage obvs). 
    :-)
  • JamesSeed said:
    They’re. (Bloody know-alls!)
    Guests of that calibre are highly unlikely to let you know what they’re really like; that’s how they get people to vote for them (not Farage obvs). 
    :-)
    You are not a member of the chartins life nazi grammar police buy ne chance.
  • If any of my previous list drop out then I’ll have Bob Monkhouse, George Carlin, Richard Pryor, James Brown and Alan Watts on my standby list.
  • edited October 2021
    Paul McCartney
    Kylie Minogue
    Cary Grant
    Stevie Nicks
    Roger Moore
    Katherine Hepburn
    Dean Martin
    Shirley McLaine

    Only problem is I wouldn't be invited.
  • Julia Hartley-Brewer
    Nigel Farage
    Boris Johnson
    Jacob Rees-Mogg
    Isobel Oakeshot
    Anne Widdecombe
    Pritti Patel
    Kevin Muscat...

    Oh no sorry, that's my nightmare dinner party.

    I think @stig has the right idea tbh except for the Oliver Reed suggestion! Frightening being around such horrible, aggressive drinkers. 

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  • edited October 2021
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  • If any of my previous list drop out then I’ll have Bob Monkhouse, George Carlin, Richard Pryor, James Brown and Alan Watts on my standby list.

    Great shout for George Carlin - comic genius.


  • I don’t think you can assume anything Sporadic.  Bob might hold MT in affection, haha

    errrr NO!
  • Jimi Hendrix
    Joni Mitchell
    Terry Thomas
    Noel Coward
    Groucho Marx
    Frank Sinatra
    George Orwell
    Georges Remi: Tin Tin's creator 


  • Jack Nicholson
    Bill Shankly 
    Brian Clough
    Stuart Leary
    Derek Ufton
    Michael Palin
    John Cleese
    Dawn French
  • JamesSeed said:
    They’re. (Bloody know-alls!)
    Guests of that calibre are highly unlikely to let you know what they’re really like; that’s how they get people to vote for them (not Farage obvs). 
    :-)
    You are not a member of the chartins life nazi grammar police buy ne chance.
    @Chippycafc
    Charltons 
    by any
    ;0)
  • JamesSeed said:
    They’re. (Bloody know-alls!)
    Guests of that calibre are highly unlikely to let you know what they’re really like; that’s how they get people to vote for them (not Farage obvs). 
    :-)
    You are not a member of the chartins life nazi grammar police buy ne chance.
    @Chippycafc
    Charltons 
    by any
    ;0)
    Don't be naughty...
  • Don’t ask Adkins this question. He would keep changing the eight people as well as where the chairs are around the table.
  • Winston Churchill
    Major John Howard
    Colonel John Frost
    Dwight D Eisenhower
    Bernard Montgomery.
    Martin Luther King
    My Dad
    My Grandad

    Sit between my dad and grandad.

  • Nelson Mandela 
    Winston Churchill
    Martin Luther King
    Stephen Fry
    Muhammad Ali
    Bob Mortimer 
    Amy Winehouse 
    Margaret Thatcher 
    Hitler
    Stalin
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