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Fantasies that helps you cope with domestic chores
LennyLowrent
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When I was a teenager having to do the washing up, I use to egg myself on by imagining that every cup I washed is a future sexual encounter. It did the trick for me, I used to collect all of them from all around the forgotten spaces, even the ones mum turned into pot plants.
We never bought a dishwasher, 'maybe that's why'...
Have you got one of these coping strategies?
Should I apply for funding..?
Over to you
We never bought a dishwasher, 'maybe that's why'...
Have you got one of these coping strategies?
Should I apply for funding..?
Over to you
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Hilarious, sticking a bit of music normally does the trick for me hahaha0
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Alas, after all that. You could have just washed the one cup. Alone.1
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Wtf I have just read.LennyLowrent said:When I was a teenager having to do the washing up, I use to egg myself on by imagining that every cup I washed is a future sexual encounter. It did the trick for me, I used to collect all of them from all around the forgotten spaces, even the ones mum turned into pot plants.
We never bought a dishwasher, 'maybe that's why'...
Have you got one of these coping strategies?
Should I apply for funding..?
Over to you15 -
Waiting for @DaveMehmet
This thread has his moniker all over it.0 -
Is this real or did the original poster leave his phone on the table and one of his mates added the post for a laugh?5
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Every time I have a shag I imagine I'm washing up a cup.31
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Yeah I know. Cups as plant pots?!EricBanterna said:
Wtf I have just read.LennyLowrent said:When I was a teenager having to do the washing up, I use to egg myself on by imagining that every cup I washed is a future sexual encounter. It did the trick for me, I used to collect all of them from all around the forgotten spaces, even the ones mum turned into pot plants.
We never bought a dishwasher, 'maybe that's why'...
Have you got one of these coping strategies?
Should I apply for funding..?
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At a camp site shower cubicle - my feet are wet, about to put my jocks on. Inspired by watching the olympics earlier my two legs are now the last remaining competitors at the gymnastics final. Each one is being marked for how dry is its entry through the opening. Brush against any part of the fabric and points are deducted. On the right is the reigning Russian champion scores a near perfect 9.85 sensationally beaten by a perfect 10 from a complete unknown Andoran qualifier from the unfancied left side. What a memorable final...13
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holy fuckLennyLowrent said:At a camp site shower cubicle - my feet are wet, about to put my jocks on. Inspired by watching the olympics earlier my two legs are now the last remaining competitors at the gymnastics final. Each one is being marked for how dry is its entry through the opening. Brush against any part of the fabric and points are deducted. On the right is the reigning Russian champion scores a near perfect 9.85 sensationally beaten by a perfect 10 from a complete unknown Andoran qualifier from the unfancied left side. What a memorable final...9 - Sponsored links:
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ket?0
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Probably, you always end up in a hole.Redhenry said:ket?1 -
Can’t wait to see further posts … totally surreal
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Probably fisting a mug as we speak.stonemuse said:Can’t wait to see further posts … totally surreal6 -
Why do millwall fans mock us?11
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Well, at least the cup washing will have helped prepare for "a future sexual encounter", if only by strengthening your wrist....LennyLowrent said:When I was a teenager having to do the washing up, I use to egg myself on by imagining that every cup I washed is a future sexual encounter. It did the trick for me, I used to collect all of them from all around the forgotten spaces, even the ones mum turned into pot plants.
We never bought a dishwasher, 'maybe that's why'...
Have you got one of these coping strategies?
Should I apply for funding..?
Over to you
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Is that NA ? Attempting to take our minds off of the current run of form ?
Wtf is that changing room routine about ? 😂😂😂0 -
What did you get for a jug?LennyLowrent said:When I was a teenager having to do the washing up, I use to egg myself on by imagining that every cup I washed is a future sexual encounter. It did the trick for me, I used to collect all of them from all around the forgotten spaces, even the ones mum turned into pot plants.
We never bought a dishwasher, 'maybe that's why'...
Have you got one of these coping strategies?
Should I apply for funding..?
Over to you1 -
You’re lucky Millwall Online is down, they would be all over this 😂10
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u k hun?LennyLowrent said:At a camp site shower cubicle - my feet are wet, about to put my jocks on. Inspired by watching the olympics earlier my two legs are now the last remaining competitors at the gymnastics final. Each one is being marked for how dry is its entry through the opening. Brush against any part of the fabric and points are deducted. On the right is the reigning Russian champion scores a near perfect 9.85 sensationally beaten by a perfect 10 from a complete unknown Andoran qualifier from the unfancied left side. What a memorable final...
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Sounds like one of these "imagine doing it & it will happen" things.LennyLowrent said:At a camp site shower cubicle - my feet are wet, about to put my jocks on. Inspired by watching the olympics earlier my two legs are now the last remaining competitors at the gymnastics final. Each one is being marked for how dry is its entry through the opening. Brush against any part of the fabric and points are deducted. On the right is the reigning Russian champion scores a near perfect 9.85 sensationally beaten by a perfect 10 from a complete unknown Andoran qualifier from the unfancied left side. What a memorable final...
Like they tell golfers before a vital putt to imagine the ball rolling into the hole.
That or the OP is on drugs.
PS. I read the above as "putting my crocks on" .....as in the flip flop type footwear. Which makes more sense.1 -
When performing the conjugal with Mrs Cordy I do tend to fantasise about doing the washing up.5
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Classic Millwall porn thread ?MillwallFan said:You’re lucky Millwall Online is down, they would be all over this 😂1 -
When I'm cleaning my coins with Cillet Bang, I imagine each coin is one of Roland's teeth and I'm trying to restore them to their right colour.3
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At least you aren’t imagine shagging a cup.blackpool72 said:Every time I have a shag I imagine I'm washing up a cup.0 -
When ever I’m cleaning up I always fantasise about this 2 honeys being around and really getting in between the cracks….whilst following them around screaming “Hi I’m Barry Scott” over and over again.
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Washing up cups may be one thing, but Cup Semi-Finals over two legs are another. You get the build-up before the first leg, the relief after the second leg and the raising of hope between the two legs.1
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You and Blackpool72 seem to be starting a trend.Cordoban Addick said:When performing the conjugal with Mrs Cordy I do tend to fantasise about doing the washing up.0
