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How about a knock knock joke thread?

antlockmeadow
antlockmeadow Posts: 3
edited October 2021 in Fun, Jokes & Captions
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben out of shape so I’m working out.  :D 
I just love those :smile:


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  • North Lower Neil
    North Lower Neil Posts: 22,962
    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    The doorbell repair man.
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    why did the chicken cross the road?
    to get to the idiots house

    knock knock
    whos there?
    the chicken
  • shirty5
    shirty5 Posts: 19,235
    Knock Knock
    Who’s there?
    Nobel.
    Nobel who?
    Nobel…that’s why I knocked!
  • SuedeAdidas
    SuedeAdidas Posts: 7,747
    Dark
  • cafcfan
    cafcfan Posts: 11,200
    Knock knock
    Who's there?
    Little old lady.
    Little old lady who?
    I didn't know you could yodel.
  • Todds_right_hook
    Todds_right_hook Posts: 10,885
    Knock knock
    Who’s there
    justin
    justin who?
    justin time for dinner 
  • Phantom_User
    Phantom_User Posts: 655
    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Idunnap .... 
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,605
    Knock knock
    Who's there
    Europe
    Eurpope who
    No, you're a poo
  • Gribbo
    Gribbo Posts: 8,490
    DaveMehmet said:
    Knock knock
    Who's there
    Europe
    Eurpope who
    No, you're a poo


    Knock knock
    Who's there 
    Thatsbo 
    Thatsbo who?
    That's bound to start someone off

  • thai malaysia addick
    thai malaysia addick Posts: 18,341
    Knock knock
    Who's there?
    The interrupting cow
    The interrup...
    Moo

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  • Raith_C_Chattonell
    Raith_C_Chattonell Posts: 5,686
    Knock knock
    Who's there?
    M A B It's a big horse,
    M A B It's a big horse who ...

    (Elbows out)  🎵 Maybe it's a because I'm a Londoner, that I love London Town 🎵
  • EricBanterna
    EricBanterna Posts: 1,740
    Knock knock 
    Whos there?
    I fucked dr.
    I fucked dr who......
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,662
    When flying from the airport in Mayo, I would phone someone and say Knock, Knock who’s there. Then say I am and hang up.
  • sam3110
    sam3110 Posts: 21,293
    edited October 2021
    Knock knock
    Who's there
    Dr.
    Dr who?
    Dr Dre muthafucka, don't act like y'all forgot about me
  • North Lower Neil
    North Lower Neil Posts: 22,962
    edited October 2021
    My daughter has a favourite one at the moment:

    Knock knock
    Who's there?
    Smelly belly...
    Smelly belly who?
    You!!  

    She then gets a giggling fit for about 5 minutes.

    I wouldn't mind but she's 34.
  • ShootersHillGuru
    ShootersHillGuru Posts: 50,629
    Knock knock
    Whos there ? 
    Yvonne
    Yvone who ?
    Yvonne yer knickers yer mother’s coming.

  • newyorkaddick
    newyorkaddick Posts: 3,052
    Knock knock
    Who's there?
    Biggish
    Biggish who?
    No thanks mate.
  • seth plum
    seth plum Posts: 53,448
    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Dejav
    Dejav who?
    Knock Knock  
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,038
    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Runnip
    Runnip who?
    Yuck, runny poo!
  • 3blokes
    3blokes Posts: 4,610
    Here’s one I woke up in the early hours thinking about!🤷‍♂️ no idea why, but not sure if I’ve heard it before so let’s get this baby out there 🙄😕

    Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    Walter…
    Walter who?
    🎼 ‘ Waterloo, I was defeated you won the war…’

    ( anyway it must have been done before, I’ll get my coat… 🚶‍♂️)



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  • 4Real
    4Real Posts: 127
    Knock Knock
    Who's there ?
    Anyone but Roland
    Roland who ?
    Exactly
  • North Lower Neil
    North Lower Neil Posts: 22,962
    Stig said:
    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Runnip
    Runnip who?
    Yuck, runny poo!
    On a similar note, my kids like:

    Knock knock.
    Who's there?
    Europe
    Europe who?
    No, you're a poo!
  • Solidgone
    Solidgone Posts: 10,212
    knock knock who’s there
    The invisible man
    Tell him I can’t see him.
  • sam3110
    sam3110 Posts: 21,293
    Knock knock
    Who's there
    Twitter
    Twitter who?
    I didn't realise you kept owls
  • seth plum
    seth plum Posts: 53,448
    Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    Oink Oink
    Oink Oink who?
    Make up your mind if you’re a pig or an owl.
  • iaitch
    iaitch Posts: 10,234
    Knock knock
    Who's there?
    Egbert
    Egbert who?
    Egbert no bacon.

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