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How about a knock knock joke thread?

antlockmeadow
Posts: 3
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben out of shape so I’m working out.
I just love those
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben out of shape so I’m working out.

I just love those

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Knock Knock
Who's there?
The doorbell repair man.8 -
why did the chicken cross the road?
to get to the idiots house
knock knock
whos there?
the chicken8 -
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
Nobel…that’s why I knocked!
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Dark0
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
I didn't know you could yodel.3 -
Knock knock
Who’s there
justin
justin who?
justin time for dinner0 -
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Idunnap ....0 -
Knock knock
Who's there
Europe
Eurpope who
No, you're a poo2 -
DaveMehmet said:Knock knock
Who's there
Europe
Eurpope who
No, you're a poo
Knock knock
Who's there
Thatsbo
Thatsbo who?
That's bound to start someone off
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Knock knock
Who's there?
The interrupting cow
The interrup...
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Knock knock
Who's there?
M A B It's a big horse,
M A B It's a big horse who ...
(Elbows out) 🎵 Maybe it's a because I'm a Londoner, that I love London Town 🎵3 -
Knock knock
Whos there?
I fucked dr.
I fucked dr who......1 -
When flying from the airport in Mayo, I would phone someone and say Knock, Knock who’s there. Then say I am and hang up.0
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Knock knockWho's there
Dr.
Dr who?
Dr Dre muthafucka, don't act like y'all forgot about me2 -
My daughter has a favourite one at the moment:
Knock knock
Who's there?
Smelly belly...
Smelly belly who?
You!!
She then gets a giggling fit for about 5 minutes.
I wouldn't mind but she's 34.
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Knock knock
Whos there ?Yvonne
Yvone who ?
Yvonne yer knickers yer mother’s coming.2 -
Knock knock
Who's there?
Biggish
Biggish who?
No thanks mate.3 -
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Dejav
Dejav who?
Knock Knock
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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Runnip
Runnip who?
Yuck, runny poo!3 -
Here’s one I woke up in the early hours thinking about!🤷♂️ no idea why, but not sure if I’ve heard it before so let’s get this baby out there 🙄😕
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Walter…
Walter who?
🎼 ‘ Waterloo, I was defeated you won the war…’
( anyway it must have been done before, I’ll get my coat… 🚶♂️)
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Anyone but Roland
Roland who ?
Exactly0 -
Stig said:Knock Knock
Who's there?
Runnip
Runnip who?
Yuck, runny poo!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Europe
Europe who?
No, you're a poo!1 -
knock knock who’s there
The invisible man
Tell him I can’t see him.0 -
Knock knockWho's thereTwitterTwitter who?
I didn't realise you kept owls2 -
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Oink Oink
Oink Oink who?
Make up your mind if you’re a pig or an owl.2 -
Knock knock
Who's there?
Egbert
Egbert who?
Egbert no bacon.0