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  • Croydon
    Croydon Posts: 12,728
    Chizz said:
    Croydon said:
    Technically a FBO is only supposed to be given if it reduces the risk of violence. Always worthwhile finding a decent lawyer before simply accepting a ban because they tell you to.

    Club ban is different of course. 
    That's really good advice for anyone who, having thrown a dangerous object at or near innocent people, including children, at a football match, then get into trouble and face a football banning order.  

    I have even better advice for people like that. 
    Was a comment made more in general than in relation to the chair thrower, but of course you already knew that. You've got your sarcy comment for the day, and before midday, pat yourself on the back.
  • shirty5 said:
    Pedro45 said:
    sam3110 said:
    kodfish said:
    sam3110 said:
    What section did it come from?
    Rear of F block lower Covered end. I hope he’s caught & banned utter moron.
    Behind where I usually sit then, I had to duck out right on the whistle today to catch the train, probably the same bellends that were starting fights a couple of games ago and got kicked out by security eventually.
    Something must have happened in the Upper North before the game as there was a bloke with blood coming out of his nose & his mates hammering on toilet doors wanting loo paper to help stop the bleeding. 
    Someone said on Facebook that the drummer got nutted apparently...
    The drummer! What’s that poor fella done wrong? 
    He just kept banging on
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,979
    shirty5 said:
    Pedro45 said:
    sam3110 said:
    kodfish said:
    sam3110 said:
    What section did it come from?
    Rear of F block lower Covered end. I hope he’s caught & banned utter moron.
    Behind where I usually sit then, I had to duck out right on the whistle today to catch the train, probably the same bellends that were starting fights a couple of games ago and got kicked out by security eventually.
    Something must have happened in the Upper North before the game as there was a bloke with blood coming out of his nose & his mates hammering on toilet doors wanting loo paper to help stop the bleeding. 
    Someone said on Facebook that the drummer got nutted apparently...
    The drummer! What’s that poor fella done wrong? 
    Few mates said they saw it happen. The drummer had been texting some blokes missus and he got captured!
  • EugenesAxe
    EugenesAxe Posts: 3,287
    shirty5 said:
    Pedro45 said:
    sam3110 said:
    kodfish said:
    sam3110 said:
    What section did it come from?
    Rear of F block lower Covered end. I hope he’s caught & banned utter moron.
    Behind where I usually sit then, I had to duck out right on the whistle today to catch the train, probably the same bellends that were starting fights a couple of games ago and got kicked out by security eventually.
    Something must have happened in the Upper North before the game as there was a bloke with blood coming out of his nose & his mates hammering on toilet doors wanting loo paper to help stop the bleeding. 
    Someone said on Facebook that the drummer got nutted apparently...
    The drummer! What’s that poor fella done wrong? 
    Few mates said they saw it happen. The drummer had been texting some blokes missus and he got captured!
    What does a drummer use for contraception?







    His personality 🥁
  • Chizz
    Chizz Posts: 28,334
    Croydon said:
    Chizz said:
    Croydon said:
    Technically a FBO is only supposed to be given if it reduces the risk of violence. Always worthwhile finding a decent lawyer before simply accepting a ban because they tell you to.

    Club ban is different of course. 
    That's really good advice for anyone who, having thrown a dangerous object at or near innocent people, including children, at a football match, then get into trouble and face a football banning order.  

    I have even better advice for people like that. 
    Was a comment made more in general than in relation to the chair thrower, but of course you already knew that. You've got your sarcy comment for the day, and before midday, pat yourself on the back.
    You're right.  It was wrong of me to say that and my comments weren't directed at you.  

    However, I have no sympathy for the dangerous and idiotic imbecilles who threw objects, including a seat and a lit flare or smoke bomb with the very likely result they would cause injury.  People don't go to football matches to get injured by pathetic cowards.  I am sure they will have recourse to legal advice if (and, let's hope, when) they're identified.  If I were a lawyer, I wouldn't offer them my help.  Absolute scum.  

    But, I am sorry if my words were hurtful.  They weren't meant to be.  
  • McBobbin
    McBobbin Posts: 12,051
    shirty5 said:
    Pedro45 said:
    sam3110 said:
    kodfish said:
    sam3110 said:
    What section did it come from?
    Rear of F block lower Covered end. I hope he’s caught & banned utter moron.
    Behind where I usually sit then, I had to duck out right on the whistle today to catch the train, probably the same bellends that were starting fights a couple of games ago and got kicked out by security eventually.
    Something must have happened in the Upper North before the game as there was a bloke with blood coming out of his nose & his mates hammering on toilet doors wanting loo paper to help stop the bleeding. 
    Someone said on Facebook that the drummer got nutted apparently...
    The drummer! What’s that poor fella done wrong? 
    Few mates said they saw it happen. The drummer had been texting some blokes missus and he got captured!
    What does a drummer use for contraception?







    His personality 🥁
    Badum tsssh!
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  • Redhenry
    Redhenry Posts: 5,359
    shirty5 said:
    Pedro45 said:
    sam3110 said:
    kodfish said:
    sam3110 said:
    What section did it come from?
    Rear of F block lower Covered end. I hope he’s caught & banned utter moron.
    Behind where I usually sit then, I had to duck out right on the whistle today to catch the train, probably the same bellends that were starting fights a couple of games ago and got kicked out by security eventually.
    Something must have happened in the Upper North before the game as there was a bloke with blood coming out of his nose & his mates hammering on toilet doors wanting loo paper to help stop the bleeding. 
    Someone said on Facebook that the drummer got nutted apparently...
    The drummer! What’s that poor fella done wrong? 
    Few mates said they saw it happen. The drummer had been texting some blokes missus and he got captured!
    bang to rights! :)
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,599
    shirty5 said:
    Pedro45 said:
    sam3110 said:
    kodfish said:
    sam3110 said:
    What section did it come from?
    Rear of F block lower Covered end. I hope he’s caught & banned utter moron.
    Behind where I usually sit then, I had to duck out right on the whistle today to catch the train, probably the same bellends that were starting fights a couple of games ago and got kicked out by security eventually.
    Something must have happened in the Upper North before the game as there was a bloke with blood coming out of his nose & his mates hammering on toilet doors wanting loo paper to help stop the bleeding. 
    Someone said on Facebook that the drummer got nutted apparently...
    The drummer! What’s that poor fella done wrong? 
    Few mates said they saw it happen. The drummer had been texting some blokes missus and he got captured!
    He should have stuck to a half time shuffle
  • SoundAsa£
    SoundAsa£ Posts: 22,477
    shirty5 said:
    Pedro45 said:
    sam3110 said:
    kodfish said:
    sam3110 said:
    What section did it come from?
    Rear of F block lower Covered end. I hope he’s caught & banned utter moron.
    Behind where I usually sit then, I had to duck out right on the whistle today to catch the train, probably the same bellends that were starting fights a couple of games ago and got kicked out by security eventually.
    Something must have happened in the Upper North before the game as there was a bloke with blood coming out of his nose & his mates hammering on toilet doors wanting loo paper to help stop the bleeding. 
    Someone said on Facebook that the drummer got nutted apparently...
    The drummer! What’s that poor fella done wrong? 
    Few mates said they saw it happen. The drummer had been texting some blokes missus and he got captured!
    Was he trying to snare her?
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  • shirty5 said:
    Pedro45 said:
    sam3110 said:
    kodfish said:
    sam3110 said:
    What section did it come from?
    Rear of F block lower Covered end. I hope he’s caught & banned utter moron.
    Behind where I usually sit then, I had to duck out right on the whistle today to catch the train, probably the same bellends that were starting fights a couple of games ago and got kicked out by security eventually.
    Something must have happened in the Upper North before the game as there was a bloke with blood coming out of his nose & his mates hammering on toilet doors wanting loo paper to help stop the bleeding. 
    Someone said on Facebook that the drummer got nutted apparently...
    The drummer! What’s that poor fella done wrong? 
    Few mates said they saw it happen. The drummer had been texting some blokes missus and he got captured!
    Heard the same.
  • RaplhMilne
    RaplhMilne Posts: 4,601
    shirty5 said:
    Pedro45 said:
    sam3110 said:
    kodfish said:
    sam3110 said:
    What section did it come from?
    Rear of F block lower Covered end. I hope he’s caught & banned utter moron.
    Behind where I usually sit then, I had to duck out right on the whistle today to catch the train, probably the same bellends that were starting fights a couple of games ago and got kicked out by security eventually.
    Something must have happened in the Upper North before the game as there was a bloke with blood coming out of his nose & his mates hammering on toilet doors wanting loo paper to help stop the bleeding. 
    Someone said on Facebook that the drummer got nutted apparently...
    The drummer! What’s that poor fella done wrong? 
    Few mates said they saw it happen. The drummer had been texting some blokes missus and he got captured!
    Heard the same.
    Banging more than his drum then….. !
  • shirty5 said:
    Pedro45 said:
    sam3110 said:
    kodfish said:
    sam3110 said:
    What section did it come from?
    Rear of F block lower Covered end. I hope he’s caught & banned utter moron.
    Behind where I usually sit then, I had to duck out right on the whistle today to catch the train, probably the same bellends that were starting fights a couple of games ago and got kicked out by security eventually.
    Something must have happened in the Upper North before the game as there was a bloke with blood coming out of his nose & his mates hammering on toilet doors wanting loo paper to help stop the bleeding. 
    Someone said on Facebook that the drummer got nutted apparently...
    The drummer! What’s that poor fella done wrong? 
    A prog rock fan asked him to drum in 13/8, and he refused. It all got ugly after that
  • RodneyCharltonTrotta
    RodneyCharltonTrotta Posts: 14,827
    edited November 2021
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  • Addickted
    Addickted Posts: 19,456
    Did he take a beating?
  • 4Real
    4Real Posts: 127
    shirty5 said:
    Pedro45 said:
    sam3110 said:
    kodfish said:
    sam3110 said:
    What section did it come from?
    Rear of F block lower Covered end. I hope he’s caught & banned utter moron.
    Behind where I usually sit then, I had to duck out right on the whistle today to catch the train, probably the same bellends that were starting fights a couple of games ago and got kicked out by security eventually.
    Something must have happened in the Upper North before the game as there was a bloke with blood coming out of his nose & his mates hammering on toilet doors wanting loo paper to help stop the bleeding. 
    Someone said on Facebook that the drummer got nutted apparently...
    The drummer! What’s that poor fella done wrong? 
    Few mates said they saw it happen. The drummer had been texting some blokes missus and he got captured!
    'Texting' via Morse code I assume ?
  • shirty5 said:
    Pedro45 said:
    sam3110 said:
    kodfish said:
    sam3110 said:
    What section did it come from?
    Rear of F block lower Covered end. I hope he’s caught & banned utter moron.
    Behind where I usually sit then, I had to duck out right on the whistle today to catch the train, probably the same bellends that were starting fights a couple of games ago and got kicked out by security eventually.
    Something must have happened in the Upper North before the game as there was a bloke with blood coming out of his nose & his mates hammering on toilet doors wanting loo paper to help stop the bleeding. 
    Someone said on Facebook that the drummer got nutted apparently...
    The drummer! What’s that poor fella done wrong? 
    Few mates said they saw it happen. The drummer had been texting some blokes missus and he got captured!
    Heard the same.
    Banging more than his drum then….. !
    Went too fast and finished quickly? 
  • Addickted
    Addickted Posts: 19,456
    Does he use the rhythm method of contraception?
  • iaitch
    iaitch Posts: 10,228
    No need for contraception he just bangs one out on his drum.
  • shirty5 said:
    Pedro45 said:
    sam3110 said:
    kodfish said:
    sam3110 said:
    What section did it come from?
    Rear of F block lower Covered end. I hope he’s caught & banned utter moron.
    Behind where I usually sit then, I had to duck out right on the whistle today to catch the train, probably the same bellends that were starting fights a couple of games ago and got kicked out by security eventually.
    Something must have happened in the Upper North before the game as there was a bloke with blood coming out of his nose & his mates hammering on toilet doors wanting loo paper to help stop the bleeding. 
    Someone said on Facebook that the drummer got nutted apparently...
    The drummer! What’s that poor fella done wrong? 
    Few mates said they saw it happen. The drummer had been texting some blokes missus and he got captured!
    All a big misunderstanding. He asked to have a go on her bongos 
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  • cafc999
    cafc999 Posts: 4,967
    shirty5 said:
    Pedro45 said:
    sam3110 said:
    kodfish said:
    sam3110 said:
    What section did it come from?
    Rear of F block lower Covered end. I hope he’s caught & banned utter moron.
    Behind where I usually sit then, I had to duck out right on the whistle today to catch the train, probably the same bellends that were starting fights a couple of games ago and got kicked out by security eventually.
    Something must have happened in the Upper North before the game as there was a bloke with blood coming out of his nose & his mates hammering on toilet doors wanting loo paper to help stop the bleeding. 
    Someone said on Facebook that the drummer got nutted apparently...
    The drummer! What’s that poor fella done wrong? 
    Few mates said they saw it happen. The drummer had been texting some blokes missus and he got captured!
    All a big misunderstanding. He asked to have a go on her bongos 
    He does think that he is a bit of a sex cymbal
  • cafc999 said:
    shirty5 said:
    Pedro45 said:
    sam3110 said:
    kodfish said:
    sam3110 said:
    What section did it come from?
    Rear of F block lower Covered end. I hope he’s caught & banned utter moron.
    Behind where I usually sit then, I had to duck out right on the whistle today to catch the train, probably the same bellends that were starting fights a couple of games ago and got kicked out by security eventually.
    Something must have happened in the Upper North before the game as there was a bloke with blood coming out of his nose & his mates hammering on toilet doors wanting loo paper to help stop the bleeding. 
    Someone said on Facebook that the drummer got nutted apparently...
    The drummer! What’s that poor fella done wrong? 
    Few mates said they saw it happen. The drummer had been texting some blokes missus and he got captured!
    All a big misunderstanding. He asked to have a go on her bongos 
    He does think that he is a bit of a sex cymbal
    V good. I doff my (high) hat to you.
  • Bet the boyfriend lost his right tempo
  • shirty5 said:
    Pedro45 said:
    sam3110 said:
    kodfish said:
    sam3110 said:
    What section did it come from?
    Rear of F block lower Covered end. I hope he’s caught & banned utter moron.
    Behind where I usually sit then, I had to duck out right on the whistle today to catch the train, probably the same bellends that were starting fights a couple of games ago and got kicked out by security eventually.
    Something must have happened in the Upper North before the game as there was a bloke with blood coming out of his nose & his mates hammering on toilet doors wanting loo paper to help stop the bleeding. 
    Someone said on Facebook that the drummer got nutted apparently...
    The drummer! What’s that poor fella done wrong? 
    The tempo of Valley Floyd Road for starters....

    The drummer was on my train on the way home. I didn't see him, but you could bloody well hear him
    Did he get wicked?

    Nah, he got off at Abbey Wood for a paradiddle.
  • blackpool72
    blackpool72 Posts: 23,673
    Am I the only one who thinks this is all a bit disrespectful 
  • Bedsaddick
    Bedsaddick Posts: 24,736
    Am I the only one who thinks this is all a bit disrespectful 
    Yes
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,853
    questions 

    1 - does the drummer post on here ?
    2 - does the fella whose missus he was texting post on here ?
    3 - Does the Doris he was texting post on here (asking for a friend)
  • MrOneLung said:
    questions 

    1 - does the drummer post on here ?
    2 - does the fella whose missus he was texting post on here ?
    3 - Does the Doris he was texting post on here (asking for a friend)
    I think what we really want to know is, how did the bloke who’s Wife was being texted find out what was going on, and was it more than just text’s !!!

    To find your ‘love rival’ in The Valley, leads me to believe that drummer and upset husband know each other !!!
  • AndyG
    AndyG Posts: 5,906
    Not sure that's correct mate even in a crowd of 26k the bloke with a massive drum is pretty easy to find 3😁
  • PopIcon
    PopIcon Posts: 5,970
    MrOneLung said:
    questions 

    1 - does the drummer post on here ?
    2 - does the fella whose missus he was texting post on here ?
    3 - Does the Doris he was texting post on here (asking for a friend)
    I think what we really want to know is, how did the bloke who’s Wife was being texted find out what was going on, and was it more than just text’s !!!

    To find your ‘love rival’ in The Valley, leads me to believe that drummer and upset husband know each other !!!
    It's possible he'd been pounding his mates missus.