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Seat Thrower
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Was a comment made more in general than in relation to the chair thrower, but of course you already knew that. You've got your sarcy comment for the day, and before midday, pat yourself on the back.Chizz said:
That's really good advice for anyone who, having thrown a dangerous object at or near innocent people, including children, at a football match, then get into trouble and face a football banning order.Croydon said:Technically a FBO is only supposed to be given if it reduces the risk of violence. Always worthwhile finding a decent lawyer before simply accepting a ban because they tell you to.
Club ban is different of course.
I have even better advice for people like that.14 -
He just kept banging onshirty5 said:
The drummer! What’s that poor fella done wrong?Pedro45 said:
Someone said on Facebook that the drummer got nutted apparently...golfaddick said:
Something must have happened in the Upper North before the game as there was a bloke with blood coming out of his nose & his mates hammering on toilet doors wanting loo paper to help stop the bleeding.sam3110 said:
Behind where I usually sit then, I had to duck out right on the whistle today to catch the train, probably the same bellends that were starting fights a couple of games ago and got kicked out by security eventually.kodfish said:‘sam3110 said:
Rear of F block lower Covered end. I hope he’s caught & banned utter moron.What section did it come from?7 -
Few mates said they saw it happen. The drummer had been texting some blokes missus and he got captured!shirty5 said:
The drummer! What’s that poor fella done wrong?Pedro45 said:
Someone said on Facebook that the drummer got nutted apparently...golfaddick said:
Something must have happened in the Upper North before the game as there was a bloke with blood coming out of his nose & his mates hammering on toilet doors wanting loo paper to help stop the bleeding.sam3110 said:
Behind where I usually sit then, I had to duck out right on the whistle today to catch the train, probably the same bellends that were starting fights a couple of games ago and got kicked out by security eventually.kodfish said:‘sam3110 said:
Rear of F block lower Covered end. I hope he’s caught & banned utter moron.What section did it come from?3 -
What does a drummer use for contraception?ValleyGary said:
Few mates said they saw it happen. The drummer had been texting some blokes missus and he got captured!shirty5 said:
The drummer! What’s that poor fella done wrong?Pedro45 said:
Someone said on Facebook that the drummer got nutted apparently...golfaddick said:
Something must have happened in the Upper North before the game as there was a bloke with blood coming out of his nose & his mates hammering on toilet doors wanting loo paper to help stop the bleeding.sam3110 said:
Behind where I usually sit then, I had to duck out right on the whistle today to catch the train, probably the same bellends that were starting fights a couple of games ago and got kicked out by security eventually.kodfish said:‘sam3110 said:
Rear of F block lower Covered end. I hope he’s caught & banned utter moron.What section did it come from?
His personality 🥁3 -
You're right. It was wrong of me to say that and my comments weren't directed at you.Croydon said:
Was a comment made more in general than in relation to the chair thrower, but of course you already knew that. You've got your sarcy comment for the day, and before midday, pat yourself on the back.Chizz said:
That's really good advice for anyone who, having thrown a dangerous object at or near innocent people, including children, at a football match, then get into trouble and face a football banning order.Croydon said:Technically a FBO is only supposed to be given if it reduces the risk of violence. Always worthwhile finding a decent lawyer before simply accepting a ban because they tell you to.
Club ban is different of course.
I have even better advice for people like that.
However, I have no sympathy for the dangerous and idiotic imbecilles who threw objects, including a seat and a lit flare or smoke bomb with the very likely result they would cause injury. People don't go to football matches to get injured by pathetic cowards. I am sure they will have recourse to legal advice if (and, let's hope, when) they're identified. If I were a lawyer, I wouldn't offer them my help. Absolute scum.
But, I am sorry if my words were hurtful. They weren't meant to be.10 -
Badum tsssh!EugenesAxe said:
What does a drummer use for contraception?ValleyGary said:
Few mates said they saw it happen. The drummer had been texting some blokes missus and he got captured!shirty5 said:
The drummer! What’s that poor fella done wrong?Pedro45 said:
Someone said on Facebook that the drummer got nutted apparently...golfaddick said:
Something must have happened in the Upper North before the game as there was a bloke with blood coming out of his nose & his mates hammering on toilet doors wanting loo paper to help stop the bleeding.sam3110 said:
Behind where I usually sit then, I had to duck out right on the whistle today to catch the train, probably the same bellends that were starting fights a couple of games ago and got kicked out by security eventually.kodfish said:‘sam3110 said:
Rear of F block lower Covered end. I hope he’s caught & banned utter moron.What section did it come from?
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bang to rights!ValleyGary said:
Few mates said they saw it happen. The drummer had been texting some blokes missus and he got captured!shirty5 said:
The drummer! What’s that poor fella done wrong?Pedro45 said:
Someone said on Facebook that the drummer got nutted apparently...golfaddick said:
Something must have happened in the Upper North before the game as there was a bloke with blood coming out of his nose & his mates hammering on toilet doors wanting loo paper to help stop the bleeding.sam3110 said:
Behind where I usually sit then, I had to duck out right on the whistle today to catch the train, probably the same bellends that were starting fights a couple of games ago and got kicked out by security eventually.kodfish said:‘sam3110 said:
Rear of F block lower Covered end. I hope he’s caught & banned utter moron.What section did it come from?
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He should have stuck to a half time shuffleValleyGary said:
Few mates said they saw it happen. The drummer had been texting some blokes missus and he got captured!shirty5 said:
The drummer! What’s that poor fella done wrong?Pedro45 said:
Someone said on Facebook that the drummer got nutted apparently...golfaddick said:
Something must have happened in the Upper North before the game as there was a bloke with blood coming out of his nose & his mates hammering on toilet doors wanting loo paper to help stop the bleeding.sam3110 said:
Behind where I usually sit then, I had to duck out right on the whistle today to catch the train, probably the same bellends that were starting fights a couple of games ago and got kicked out by security eventually.kodfish said:‘sam3110 said:
Rear of F block lower Covered end. I hope he’s caught & banned utter moron.What section did it come from?0 -
Was he trying to snare her?ValleyGary said:
Few mates said they saw it happen. The drummer had been texting some blokes missus and he got captured!shirty5 said:
The drummer! What’s that poor fella done wrong?Pedro45 said:
Someone said on Facebook that the drummer got nutted apparently...golfaddick said:
Something must have happened in the Upper North before the game as there was a bloke with blood coming out of his nose & his mates hammering on toilet doors wanting loo paper to help stop the bleeding.sam3110 said:
Behind where I usually sit then, I had to duck out right on the whistle today to catch the train, probably the same bellends that were starting fights a couple of games ago and got kicked out by security eventually.kodfish said:‘sam3110 said:
Rear of F block lower Covered end. I hope he’s caught & banned utter moron.What section did it come from?14 -
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Heard the same.ValleyGary said:
Few mates said they saw it happen. The drummer had been texting some blokes missus and he got captured!shirty5 said:
The drummer! What’s that poor fella done wrong?Pedro45 said:
Someone said on Facebook that the drummer got nutted apparently...golfaddick said:
Something must have happened in the Upper North before the game as there was a bloke with blood coming out of his nose & his mates hammering on toilet doors wanting loo paper to help stop the bleeding.sam3110 said:
Behind where I usually sit then, I had to duck out right on the whistle today to catch the train, probably the same bellends that were starting fights a couple of games ago and got kicked out by security eventually.kodfish said:‘sam3110 said:
Rear of F block lower Covered end. I hope he’s caught & banned utter moron.What section did it come from?0 -
Banging more than his drum then….. !EricBanterna said:
Heard the same.ValleyGary said:
Few mates said they saw it happen. The drummer had been texting some blokes missus and he got captured!shirty5 said:
The drummer! What’s that poor fella done wrong?Pedro45 said:
Someone said on Facebook that the drummer got nutted apparently...golfaddick said:
Something must have happened in the Upper North before the game as there was a bloke with blood coming out of his nose & his mates hammering on toilet doors wanting loo paper to help stop the bleeding.sam3110 said:
Behind where I usually sit then, I had to duck out right on the whistle today to catch the train, probably the same bellends that were starting fights a couple of games ago and got kicked out by security eventually.kodfish said:‘sam3110 said:
Rear of F block lower Covered end. I hope he’s caught & banned utter moron.What section did it come from?10 -
A prog rock fan asked him to drum in 13/8, and he refused. It all got ugly after thatshirty5 said:
The drummer! What’s that poor fella done wrong?Pedro45 said:
Someone said on Facebook that the drummer got nutted apparently...golfaddick said:
Something must have happened in the Upper North before the game as there was a bloke with blood coming out of his nose & his mates hammering on toilet doors wanting loo paper to help stop the bleeding.sam3110 said:
Behind where I usually sit then, I had to duck out right on the whistle today to catch the train, probably the same bellends that were starting fights a couple of games ago and got kicked out by security eventually.kodfish said:‘sam3110 said:
Rear of F block lower Covered end. I hope he’s caught & banned utter moron.What section did it come from?4 -
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Did he take a beating?0
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'Texting' via Morse code I assume ?ValleyGary said:
Few mates said they saw it happen. The drummer had been texting some blokes missus and he got captured!shirty5 said:
The drummer! What’s that poor fella done wrong?Pedro45 said:
Someone said on Facebook that the drummer got nutted apparently...golfaddick said:
Something must have happened in the Upper North before the game as there was a bloke with blood coming out of his nose & his mates hammering on toilet doors wanting loo paper to help stop the bleeding.sam3110 said:
Behind where I usually sit then, I had to duck out right on the whistle today to catch the train, probably the same bellends that were starting fights a couple of games ago and got kicked out by security eventually.kodfish said:‘sam3110 said:
Rear of F block lower Covered end. I hope he’s caught & banned utter moron.What section did it come from?1 -
Went too fast and finished quickly?RaplhMilne said:
Banging more than his drum then….. !EricBanterna said:
Heard the same.ValleyGary said:
Few mates said they saw it happen. The drummer had been texting some blokes missus and he got captured!shirty5 said:
The drummer! What’s that poor fella done wrong?Pedro45 said:
Someone said on Facebook that the drummer got nutted apparently...golfaddick said:
Something must have happened in the Upper North before the game as there was a bloke with blood coming out of his nose & his mates hammering on toilet doors wanting loo paper to help stop the bleeding.sam3110 said:
Behind where I usually sit then, I had to duck out right on the whistle today to catch the train, probably the same bellends that were starting fights a couple of games ago and got kicked out by security eventually.kodfish said:‘sam3110 said:
Rear of F block lower Covered end. I hope he’s caught & banned utter moron.What section did it come from?4 -
Does he use the rhythm method of contraception?1
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No need for contraception he just bangs one out on his drum.1
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All a big misunderstanding. He asked to have a go on her bongosValleyGary said:
Few mates said they saw it happen. The drummer had been texting some blokes missus and he got captured!shirty5 said:
The drummer! What’s that poor fella done wrong?Pedro45 said:
Someone said on Facebook that the drummer got nutted apparently...golfaddick said:
Something must have happened in the Upper North before the game as there was a bloke with blood coming out of his nose & his mates hammering on toilet doors wanting loo paper to help stop the bleeding.sam3110 said:
Behind where I usually sit then, I had to duck out right on the whistle today to catch the train, probably the same bellends that were starting fights a couple of games ago and got kicked out by security eventually.kodfish said:‘sam3110 said:
Rear of F block lower Covered end. I hope he’s caught & banned utter moron.What section did it come from?5 -
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He does think that he is a bit of a sex cymbalTo_Be_Franck said:
All a big misunderstanding. He asked to have a go on her bongosValleyGary said:
Few mates said they saw it happen. The drummer had been texting some blokes missus and he got captured!shirty5 said:
The drummer! What’s that poor fella done wrong?Pedro45 said:
Someone said on Facebook that the drummer got nutted apparently...golfaddick said:
Something must have happened in the Upper North before the game as there was a bloke with blood coming out of his nose & his mates hammering on toilet doors wanting loo paper to help stop the bleeding.sam3110 said:
Behind where I usually sit then, I had to duck out right on the whistle today to catch the train, probably the same bellends that were starting fights a couple of games ago and got kicked out by security eventually.kodfish said:‘sam3110 said:
Rear of F block lower Covered end. I hope he’s caught & banned utter moron.What section did it come from?
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V good. I doff my (high) hat to you.cafc999 said:
He does think that he is a bit of a sex cymbalTo_Be_Franck said:
All a big misunderstanding. He asked to have a go on her bongosValleyGary said:
Few mates said they saw it happen. The drummer had been texting some blokes missus and he got captured!shirty5 said:
The drummer! What’s that poor fella done wrong?Pedro45 said:
Someone said on Facebook that the drummer got nutted apparently...golfaddick said:
Something must have happened in the Upper North before the game as there was a bloke with blood coming out of his nose & his mates hammering on toilet doors wanting loo paper to help stop the bleeding.sam3110 said:
Behind where I usually sit then, I had to duck out right on the whistle today to catch the train, probably the same bellends that were starting fights a couple of games ago and got kicked out by security eventually.kodfish said:‘sam3110 said:
Rear of F block lower Covered end. I hope he’s caught & banned utter moron.What section did it come from?3 -
Bet the boyfriend lost his right tempo0
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SuedeAdidas said:
Did he get wicked?tangoflash said:SporadicAddick said:
The tempo of Valley Floyd Road for starters....shirty5 said:
The drummer! What’s that poor fella done wrong?Pedro45 said:
Someone said on Facebook that the drummer got nutted apparently...golfaddick said:
Something must have happened in the Upper North before the game as there was a bloke with blood coming out of his nose & his mates hammering on toilet doors wanting loo paper to help stop the bleeding.sam3110 said:
Behind where I usually sit then, I had to duck out right on the whistle today to catch the train, probably the same bellends that were starting fights a couple of games ago and got kicked out by security eventually.kodfish said:‘sam3110 said:
Rear of F block lower Covered end. I hope he’s caught & banned utter moron.What section did it come from?
The drummer was on my train on the way home. I didn't see him, but you could bloody well hear him
Nah, he got off at Abbey Wood for a paradiddle.
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Am I the only one who thinks this is all a bit disrespectful2
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Yesblackpool72 said:Am I the only one who thinks this is all a bit disrespectful10 -
questions
1 - does the drummer post on here ?
2 - does the fella whose missus he was texting post on here ?
3 - Does the Doris he was texting post on here (asking for a friend)5 -
I think what we really want to know is, how did the bloke who’s Wife was being texted find out what was going on, and was it more than just text’s !!!MrOneLung said:questions
1 - does the drummer post on here ?
2 - does the fella whose missus he was texting post on here ?
3 - Does the Doris he was texting post on here (asking for a friend)To find your ‘love rival’ in The Valley, leads me to believe that drummer and upset husband know each other !!!0 -
Not sure that's correct mate even in a crowd of 26k the bloke with a massive drum is pretty easy to find 3😁10
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It's possible he'd been pounding his mates missus.Lordflashheart said:
I think what we really want to know is, how did the bloke who’s Wife was being texted find out what was going on, and was it more than just text’s !!!MrOneLung said:questions
1 - does the drummer post on here ?
2 - does the fella whose missus he was texting post on here ?
3 - Does the Doris he was texting post on here (asking for a friend)To find your ‘love rival’ in The Valley, leads me to believe that drummer and upset husband know each other !!!0

















